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A bee stung my penis

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RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/18 23:53:41 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: sillynarbie

This reminds me of the time my parents filled a paddling pool for my brother and I when were just little nippers, 3 and 5 if I remember correctly. Well, in times when we weren't in fear of being kidnapped by paedphiles, it was a hot summers day, and we were paddling about naked.

There I was sitting in the pool minding my own business, when a wasp which I thought was dead floated towards me in the pool. Seconds later it hit my penis and stung it. I cried my eyes out and when my parents finally saw me, they thought I'd hit puberty 10 years early.


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RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/19 00:51:28 (permalink)
you shouldnt go sticking your penis in bee hives now should you
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RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/19 01:08:23 (permalink)
You guys exaggerate so much. It can't hurt that much..


 
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RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/19 01:11:07 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: youngitalianbabe

You guys exaggerate so much. It can't hurt that much..


You think that. You don't have a penis.

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RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/19 01:11:17 (permalink)
what i want to know is how this happened?

i mean was you playing Bee baseball or something

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RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/19 01:13:02 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: lilbigman

ORIGINAL: youngitalianbabe

You guys exaggerate so much. It can't hurt that much..


You think that. You don't have a penis.

Ah come on.. it can't be that bad. Even if you get hit there.. what need is there to roll around on the floor and flutter your eyes?

It's so over-dramatic.


 
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RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/19 01:13:32 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: youngitalianbabe

You guys exaggerate so much. It can't hurt that much..


Yeah, neither can periods or giving birth!

Atleast you can find it now
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RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/19 01:17:55 (permalink)
Ever been winded? Imagine that but in your testicles, infact, ever had your cervix receive abit of a bashing? Well imagine combining both feelings.
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RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/19 01:19:20 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: wheycasein

I`m not joking, but fortunately it didnt pierce the deeper layers of skin since I got it off so quick!


Sorry dude but I laughed so hard when I read this a little pee came out
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RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/19 01:23:25 (permalink)
LOL.. I'm just bothering you guys - I do it all the time


 
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RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/19 01:26:47 (permalink)
ORIGINAL: youngitalianbabe

ORIGINAL: lilbigman

ORIGINAL: youngitalianbabe

You guys exaggerate so much. It can't hurt that much..


You think that. You don't have a penis.

Ah come on.. it can't be that bad. Even if you get hit there.. what need is there to roll around on the floor and flutter your eyes?

It's so over-dramatic.


I don't roll around on the floor, but it hurts.

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RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/19 01:31:24 (permalink)
Perfect reason why the "Birds and the Bees" story shouldnt be told to children.


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RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/19 01:37:59 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: cu3ed

Perfect reason why the "Birds and the Bees" story shouldnt be told to children.


well looks like this guys run in with a bee is going to affect his luck with the birds big time

 



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RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/19 02:22:00 (permalink)


ouch!!!
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RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/19 02:24:26 (permalink)
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ouch!!!



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RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/19 02:25:10 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: scstevo

So it didnt pierce through to the other side then?



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RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/19 02:56:49 (permalink)
damn dude haaha.... that has got to hurt
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RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/19 08:55:12 (permalink)
What the ... to much information
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RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/19 10:05:39 (permalink)
Maybe they mistook your balls for landmines..
http://www.cyberbee.net/news/beemine.html
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RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/19 10:14:11 (permalink)

ORIGINAL: ziggy

Maybe they mistook your balls for landmines..
http://www.cyberbee.net/news/beemine.html


Amazing, bees that are trained to detect bombs with tracking devices the size of a grain of salt attached to them.

There is nothing we cant do it seems.
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