Alternative Loose Women

Now I know many of you hate this show soooooooo, what if there was a male version where it was all talk about women annoying you , cars, training, sport and whatever other blokey things you talk about.....who would be your ideal line up?

You mean a show where men could go on it, say all kinds of stuff and be really sexist about women and hypocritical whilst perving over the guests?
 
Good bloody question. Have to give it some thought.
 
If it's just going to be the male equivalent rather than my own choice i would think surely Clarkson would have to be in there?

One thing I would tell you about men is that they are never going to stop talking bad about a girl who turns into a slut.
 
I have stopped caring about this manly talk revolving around cars, girls, partying, movies and talking about people from their school/college days. It might sound a bit weird but that's the way I am and this has made my social life quite limited.

I think Clarkson will certainly have to chair the panel

Clarkson 
Bronson ( the convict)
Shane Diesel 
Brad Pitt
Stephen Hawking
 
 

Fred Dibna if he was still alive - steam engines and real ale lol
 
Depends what setting though are we talking a pub up north or a trendy southern setting or a scrumpy pub in Devon.

Ahh crap! I was hoping this thread had absolutely nothing to do with the show!

It would be sh't
 
Blokes basically hate each other unless they are engaged in some "team" event. Whether that is sports, or just drinking together, or whatever
 
I have never known a bunch of lads to just get together and chat about life lol
 

other than general on M/T....
 
 
 
anyway this girl ive been dating........

Are we getting together? When's the meet?
 
Just make sure we never talk about drugs, pharmacology, biology, psychology, animals, or dogs, and I could probably stand it. For a bit
 

 

lol
I know nowt about any of them...
 
srs

Haha, didn't mean you mate, I just generally find talking about things I know a bit about excruciating when other men are involved. Even on Gen MT I stick to things I know very little about to stay safe! Don't most blokes get this? When I'm in the boozer I guess I'll talk about most things but that's because we're all pissed. Going on a bloody talk show would be my nightmare!
 
 

Yas have to pick fellas whos carriers have dried up like the womens...ermmm.....nah I wont say it.

i got ya mate...lol
 
I it can it be painful when round others discussing topics i feel i know a little about, not because i think i know better, far from it.  I just find it hard to tollerate anyone else who thinks they know it all.
I do tend to dumb down and move on at times, unless there is something good/interesting to be learned.
Much like the Staffy thread, clearly guys who know their stuff and discuss in a manner that we can all learn from and join in, then theres others who steam in with ' im Billy 10 tonne and i know the fcuking lot'....
Yeah, righto...

johnny bravo


I do tend to dumb down and move on at times, unless there is something good/interesting to be learned.

Ditto mate, I'm the same. The classic that most here may get from time to time is the training debate. Not when just one person asks you something, but when there's a group of you talking about training. You have to dumb down AND be pissed to survive that one
 
I read once that women speak three times as much as men do on average. I think there's a reason for that lol
 

well variety is the spice of life, mate lol
 

PAGAN


Clarkson 
Bronson ( the convict)
Shane Diesel 
Brad Pitt
Stephen Hawking

Rob Reynolds

One thing I would tell you about men is that they are never going to stop talking bad about a girl who turns into a slut. 

 
Absolute nonsense. Girls I can take or leave, but I adore sluts.
 
I want to be on that panel

It has to be a late night show and to be really offensive it has to have jimmy carr

Clarkson
Eubank
Wossy
Brand
Pilkington

But if the stuff thats get said about men was to be said about women by men,it would kick off
Women have some rights to see the kid but its always down to the dad and the dad always gets to keep the kids,etc