Best Calling In Sick Excuses?

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Dirty L Total Posts : 1343 Reward points : 1168 Joined: 08/04/2011 Status: offline Read my TROG	Best Calling In Sick Excuses? 07 February 2012 12:40 (permalink) Any real creative and original ideas without getting questions fired back for blowing out for a few days?
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Re:Best Calling In Sick Excuses? 07 February 2012 12:45 (permalink)

Most obvious one is doing your back in whilst training. If your employer can see you throw the weights about, you'll probably get away with it, so long as it's not too often.

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keyser soez 2010 Total Posts : 2659 Reward points : 2194 Joined: 19/02/2010 Location: The emerald isle Status: online Read my TROG	Re:Best Calling In Sick Excuses? 07 February 2012 13:04 (permalink) Im not coming in today because im sick as fcuk with drinking to much all wknd. "I've seen a few European finals, I think something over 25 now, and I don't think I've ever seen support like this, provided by the supporters of Celtic. It's magnificent." -2003 UEFA cup final commentator
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EDBANGER Total Posts : 1855 Reward points : 5919 Joined: 13/01/2005 Status: offline Read my TROG	Re:Best Calling In Sick Excuses? 07 February 2012 13:05 (permalink) The classic food poisoning. If you want to be a little more exotic maybe conjunctivitus, very contagious so you couldn't possibly go in with that. First PL Comp results http://www.muscletalk.co....e-18-m4341068-p18.aspx
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darcy Total Posts : 306 Reward points : 7639 Joined: 15/03/2002 Status: offline Read my TROG	Re:Best Calling In Sick Excuses? 07 February 2012 13:06 (permalink) diarrhoea....nobody likes an accident in the office.
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Re:Best Calling In Sick Excuses? 07 February 2012 13:33 (permalink)

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Me, I would just tell them you are sick. When they ask how sick you are, tell them you have been bonking your sister! Guaranteed to get you some time off work (though you may get more than you bargain for!) That creative enough?

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Reborn Total Posts : 16584 Reward points : 4212 Joined: 30/05/2008 Location: Sutton, Surrey Status: offline Read my TROG	Re:Best Calling In Sick Excuses? 07 February 2012 13:38 (permalink) Complusive masturbation, its a medically defined condition. MT All Round Member of the Year 2011
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RobFrancisuk Total Posts : 702 Reward points : 3671 Joined: 12/03/2008 Status: offline Read my TROG	Re:Best Calling In Sick Excuses? 07 February 2012 13:38 (permalink) call up..... "I have died" hang up. Give someone a hand and you both climb higher
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Re:Best Calling In Sick Excuses? 07 February 2012 13:44 (permalink)

One guy at work was in the middle of a dispute with the powers that be over something or other. In protest (and to get some time off work), he stripped down to his underwear (whilst he was half way through a shift) and then proceeded to walk home. He then got time off with stress. Absolutely classic I thought.

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Re:Best Calling In Sick Excuses? 07 February 2012 13:45 (permalink)

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Me, I would just tell them you are sick. When they ask how sick you are, tell them you have been bonking your sister! Guaranteed to get you some time off work (though you may get more than you bargain for!) That creative enough?

Cant I tell them I was bonking your sister instead and got the clap!

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MetalMoby Total Posts : 348 Reward points : 2192 Joined: 07/10/2009 Status: offline Read my TROG	Re:Best Calling In Sick Excuses? 07 February 2012 13:51 (permalink) A female nurse who worked as part of the medical staff in the Health Center called in complianing of prostate problems, and that my friends is 100% truth.
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Dirty L Total Posts : 1343 Reward points : 1168 Joined: 08/04/2011 Status: offline Read my TROG	Re:Best Calling In Sick Excuses? 07 February 2012 13:52 (permalink) MetalMoby A female nurse who worked as part of the medical staff in the Health Center called in complianing of prostate problems, and that my friends is 100% truth. Was she from Bangkok?
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Dirty L Total Posts : 1343 Reward points : 1168 Joined: 08/04/2011 Status: offline Read my TROG	Re:Best Calling In Sick Excuses? 07 February 2012 13:56 (permalink) Does anyone here ever blow out with nothing wrong with them and not get that dreaded feeling of guilt and 'naughty boy' syndrome. I think it's inbuilt into the human make up. What really does make me laugh though, is when someone gives an excuse of a bad leg or back and still talks like they've got a really bad throat!
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Re:Best Calling In Sick Excuses? 07 February 2012 14:15 (permalink)

Easy way out, get someone else to phone for you, as your so poorly, take two days off to make it real, list of excuses as follows,

swine flu,
vomiting diarrhea,
some distant relative has kicked the bucket,
house flooded, burst pie etc,
you've been kidnapped,
house broken into (this will create sympathy)

I think you need a poll also

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EDBANGER Total Posts : 1855 Reward points : 5919 Joined: 13/01/2005 Status: offline Read my TROG	Re:Best Calling In Sick Excuses? 07 February 2012 14:23 (permalink) GOVINDA house flooded, burst pie etc, I hate it when my pie bursts. You need at least a week off to recover First PL Comp results http://www.muscletalk.co....e-18-m4341068-p18.aspx
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dazzz Total Posts : 4619 Reward points : 5218 Joined: 15/03/2006 Location: mids Status: offline Read my TROG	Re:Best Calling In Sick Excuses? 07 February 2012 14:26 (permalink) MetalMoby A female nurse who worked as part of the medical staff in the Health Center called in complianing of prostate problems, and that my friends is 100% truth. LMAO that is amazing
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Dirty L Total Posts : 1343 Reward points : 1168 Joined: 08/04/2011 Status: offline Read my TROG	Re:Best Calling In Sick Excuses? 07 February 2012 14:26 (permalink) GOVINDA Vomiting diarrhea, Should there be an 'and ' there?!
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tac Total Posts : 7863 Reward points : 6203 Joined: 13/05/2005 Status: offline Read my TROG	Re:Best Calling In Sick Excuses? 07 February 2012 14:27 (permalink) Best excuse is 'womens problems'. They never ask too many questions about that one.
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dazzz Total Posts : 4619 Reward points : 5218 Joined: 15/03/2006 Location: mids Status: offline Read my TROG	Re:Best Calling In Sick Excuses? 07 February 2012 14:27 (permalink) Dirty L GOVINDA Vomiting diarrhea, Should there be an 'and ' there?! i think he means what jerremy kyle has
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