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Bored? Post your Jokes
17 November 2009 11:20
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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
Wipe his ass
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17 November 2009 11:22
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I went to see a sick friend in hospital earlier...
I found him in the morgue masturbating.
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Re:Bored? Post your Jokes
17 November 2009 11:23
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^^ hahaha
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17 November 2009 11:24
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I was just telling my girlfriend how our Rohypnol party was a complete success.
"What Rohypnol party?" She asked.
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17 November 2009 11:26
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Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
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17 November 2009 11:26
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What do you call an Oyster that stole all the Pearls??? Shelfish  
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17 November 2009 11:28
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A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.
Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect."
To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that."
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17 November 2009 12:02
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john_cappa
I went to see a sick friend in hospital earlier...
I found him in the morgue masturbating.
genuine lol
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Re:Bored? Post your Jokes
17 November 2009 12:03
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why did the fish blush? coz the sea weed
this should be renamed Bored? post your bad jokes thread
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17 November 2009 12:51
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crab went to a disco and pulled a muscle
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17 November 2009 12:57
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john_cappa
I went to see a sick friend in hospital earlier...
I found him in the morgue masturbating.
CoNs
I was just telling my girlfriend how our Rohypnol party was a complete success.
"What Rohypnol party?" She asked.
CoNs
Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
All class!
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17 November 2009 14:40
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cons get of sickipedia mate or at least post the better ones or fear of getting banned
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17 November 2009 15:28
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got quite a few decent jokes but probably not suitable for a public forum really so will leave them.
But...
what is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12
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