Fighting a chimp

^^^^^^^^^^^^ Agree 100%

Same comment as the dog thread applies.  Any man who looses to a Chimp has failed the Darwin test.

I feel some on here may even struggle with a much smaller ape. Baboons are mean feckers.

DrGHulk


I feel some on here may even struggle with a much smaller ape. Baboons are mean feckers.

Quite true, wild animals are, well, wild.  Yet no matter how wild, humans are well equiped to deal with them.

Wheels

DrGHulk


I feel some on here may even struggle with a much smaller ape. Baboons are mean feckers.

Quite true, wild animals are, well, wild.  Yet no matter how wild, humans are well equiped to deal with them.

Come on, I know you want someone to ask you to explain this, so I will!
How are we well equipped to fight chimps?
And does the logic carry over to gorillas?

Do you mean weapons etc wheels? because if you gave those evil chimps the same tools then we would no longer be the dominant species lol

TheMasterPlan

Come on, I know you want someone to ask you to explain this, so I will!
How are we well equipped to fight chimps?
And does the logic carry over to gorillas?

I was rather hoping no-one would ask, it's perfectly obvious when you think about it.

DrGHulk


Do you mean weapons etc wheels? because if you gave those evil chimps the same tools then we would no longer be the dominant species lol

I think that is what he is getting at. Man with rocket launcher 1 - Chimp 0

Wheels

TheMasterPlan

Come on, I know you want someone to ask you to explain this, so I will!
How are we well equipped to fight chimps?
And does the logic carry over to gorillas?

I was rather hoping no-one would ask, it's perfectly obvious when you think about it.

Nope, Ive thought about it, Ive still not got it! Unless you mean that we are equipped in the sense that we have arms and hands and feet, same as they do?
I await the findings of your study!

Gorilla's are a completely different and frightening thread.

I guess he means weapons, but thats not cricket. If someone asks me, do you think you could lift more than Marius Pudzianowski (no one would ever ask me that) I will now reply yes (I wont mention that I will hire a forklift truck in order to do it)

Good point ^^^^^ mano a chimpo, chimpo got it won hands down everytime.

a chimp is capable of tearing your arm of so no. unless you dope it 1st

TheMasterPlan

Nope, Ive thought about it, Ive still not got it! Unless you mean that we are equipped in the sense that we have arms and hands and feet, same as they do?
I await the findings of your study!

You have a much more powerful brain than they do, even if in this case it's not as obvious.

Going unarmed one-on-one with any dangerous animal is the hight of stuipidy.  Just picking up a rock is going to be better than your fist or even the time honored handfull of dirt in the eye's will give you an edge.

Of course, if the case you don't wish for an ape to beat you to death with your own arms (quite likely if your subpar in the cranium) you wouldn't let the damn thing close enough to even touch you.

LOl talking of craniums and brains wheels you spell height like this

DrGHulk


LOl talking of craniums and brains wheels you spell height like this

What does spelling have to do with killing chimps?

I could defeat a chimp in a spelling bee

IMO

drab4


I could defeat a chimp in a spelling bee

IMO

lol

tma1


a chimp is capable of tearing your arm of so no. unless you dope it 1st

I doubt it. Unless you're a munchkin, or a child. Look at the video I posted a couple of pages ago. It didn't pull off the guy's arm. The guy wasn't even trying to kick it in as well, but he still would have got his arse kicked. He's just a beta male trying to act all alpha male.