Funny things your dad did ?

i have never met him.
no, really lol.

Son of Frank


He used to love asking me to pull his finger................

That one always cracked me up.

used to pretend that a man with a long beard gave me presents at Christmas - I think people still do that even to this day

Some brilliant stuff here, my dad was always acting daft and cracking rubbish jokes all the time, all my mates loved him.
One of the things that sticks out was the Hawaii 5.0 show, as soon as the theme tune came on it was wrestling time my dad v's me and my bro.
When dad was away, me and my bro used to get a bit carried away without the third man and mam was right 'its gonner end in tears' .... always did.lol

Thinking about it Starsky and Hutch and The Professionals theme tunes had the same effect..

Used to make me turn the TV over before remotes were invented-when remotes came out he'd say what do we want one of them for weve got kids.

can't think of any, he was either pissed, stoned, asleep, threatening me or at work.
 
good ol' childhood.

*The_West*


i have never met him.
no, really lol.

Hi son...

no really

Fat Pete


He used to salute magpies as well

I do that....

Magpies are magical birds, you know, "One for sorrow, two for joy..." etc

We gave my gfs Dad an iPod nano for his birthday the other week. His response was "Why have you bought me another mobile phone!"

I found that quite funny!

Pete - I salute Magpies! Always have!

Theres some funny stuff on here.

The good old days :)

My dad always said when the ice-cream van played music it was to let you know they had no ice-cream left..

Worked for years this the cu.nt lol

tac

Fat Pete


He used to salute magpies as well

I do that....

Magpies are magical birds, you know, "One for sorrow, two for joy..." etc

Me too :)

When on a motorway if you go too close to the side those bumpy things make like a farting noise, he used to go over it and go.. thats disgusting. I used to be like i have not farted! i'd fall for it every time lol.

always wave at the lone magpie!!!!

mick_the_brick


My dad always said when the ice-cream van played music it was to let you know they had no ice-cream left..

Worked for years this the cu.nt lol

Thats kinda funny though!

Blue_Lagoon3000

*The_West*


i have never met him.
no, really lol.

Hi son...

no really

you think someone as handsome as me could have been created by a chubby jack osbourne lookalike?! lolololololololololol

LOL they always done things like that to save on spending money on you :)

I remember my mum trying to talk me into some rubbish football boots, her line was 'Gary Linekar wears these'. I knew this was a blatent lie even at 7 !

My old man was/is the king of "No Money Fun"  If he could get away without spending the money, he would.

After watching Blue Peter when I was about 6-7, I decided I wanted to buy some glitter (Think it was about 10p a jar from the local shop)

"I'll make some instead" came the reply from Dad when I asked for the money.

He went to my sandpit (again, what he had made from some old wood and a load of sand we nicked from the local beach), and got a cup full of sand.

He got one of my mums best pans out, and added the sand and a load of food coloring, and put in on the stove to heat  up & dry out.

After about an hour, the pan was ruined, the house stunk; and the glitter was just about useless!

Great times though!

most of whats been said is what i was going to say

if anyone seen Lee Mack dvd he says his dad was the sort of person who could read the phonebook outloud and make you laugh, mind you he done it with his cock hanging out

LOL

For years I believed the ice cream van was the butcher coming to sell meat!