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Gym t-shirt slogans - your suggestions

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2005/07/03 12:39:06 (permalink)

Gym t-shirt slogans - your suggestions

Ok we've all seen the various slogan shirts such as the Test*Deca*Dbol one and 'Shut Up & Squat' etc

So for a bit of fun, what other slogans do you all think would be good/funny etc.

Get those suggestions in and who knows you could see a fellow MT member strutting round the gym with an ‘original’ designer t-shirt


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    Blasphemousfish
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    RE: Gym t-shirt slogans - your suggestions 2005/07/03 15:04:55 (permalink)
    "If you can read this, the bitch fell off."

    No... wait, thats biker shirts. sorry

    Er... maybe: "Im not a gynocologist, but I'll have a look!"

    or: "Every day I am forced to add a name to the list of people who piss me off."

    We do not forgive. We do not forget. 
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    RE: Gym t-shirt slogans - your suggestions 2005/07/03 15:48:50 (permalink)
    The more it hurts, the better I'll look!

    More pain, more gain.

    Body under construction.
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    hairyarse
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    RE: Gym t-shirt slogans - your suggestions 2005/07/03 16:29:46 (permalink)
    another one for knorkop;

    The more it hurts, the more likely it is that my arthritis is playing up!

    or

    Beware, miserable git...
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    RE: Gym t-shirt slogans - your suggestions 2005/07/03 16:55:24 (permalink)
    "keep your distance, i've got genital herpes"

    Thats the only one i can think of really, others which i've liked:

    "hussypunter"

    "trainee gynaecologist"

    "masturbation is not a crime" - how sad, lol!

    Jimbo

    Formerly 'lil_jimmy'
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    RE: Gym t-shirt slogans - your suggestions 2005/07/03 17:20:58 (permalink)
    I'm looking for some good ones for my gym t shirts, don't wanna copy the ON FIRE or NO FEAR ones but they're so cool. A few I'm thinking of are; (these are BB and martial arts ones.)

    SAVE ON MEDICAL BILLS... TAP OUT EARLY
    TAP OUT OR PASS OUT.
    100 0/0 PURE BRITISH BEEF!
    IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE DOG IN THE FIGHT ITS THE SIZE OF THE FIGHT IN THE DOG THAT COUNTS.
    LEAVE ME ALONE... IT'S LEGS DAY!
    LEAVE ME ALONE... I'M ON A DIET!
    TRAIN HARD OR GO HOME!

    Some are cheesier than others so I'm open to suggestions, hope to get some good ideas here... good post MRBOJANGLES.

    If you only do what you've always done then you'll only get what you've always got!
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    RE: Gym t-shirt slogans - your suggestions 2005/07/03 17:36:07 (permalink)
    Excuse me, I sleep on that bench

    I'm training my quads and adductors today; anything to make my (ock look smaller.



    post edited by Massimo - 2005/07/03 17:37:05
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    DonEskobano
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    RE: Gym t-shirt slogans - your suggestions 2005/07/03 17:37:12 (permalink)
    ''Got Juice?''
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    RE: Gym t-shirt slogans - your suggestions 2005/07/03 17:38:27 (permalink)
    you can scream, you can shout, or you can just tap out


    I used to have a few good ideas for these lol

    I wish I was more attractive like Dagless.
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    RE: Gym t-shirt slogans - your suggestions 2005/07/03 18:07:18 (permalink)
    I said no to steroids but they wouldnt listen.
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    RE: Gym t-shirt slogans - your suggestions 2005/07/03 18:11:11 (permalink)
    "What steroids? That's natural. It's Organic GH."
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    RE: Gym t-shirt slogans - your suggestions 2005/07/03 18:14:54 (permalink)
    Came up with a few quickly, thought I should contribute to my own thread

    "Dbol - because I love oral"

    "Pro-hormones - because no one like a needle in the a$$"

    "I squat so heavy I no longer need a toilet seat"

    "And God said go forth and Squat, Deadlft, Bench"

    "Its not how good you are it's how bad you want it" << No Fear shirt I think

    "My other gym has a pec-dec you know"

    "Protein - All the whey from New Zealand" Do you see what I did there, thank you, I'm here all week

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    RE: Gym t-shirt slogans - your suggestions 2005/07/03 18:32:43 (permalink)
    'one more set'
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    RE: Gym t-shirt slogans - your suggestions 2005/07/03 18:34:23 (permalink)
    "Dbol - because I like oral" <-- haha I like it! lol
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    RE: Gym t-shirt slogans - your suggestions 2005/07/03 18:40:07 (permalink)


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    RE: Gym t-shirt slogans - your suggestions 2005/07/03 22:12:22 (permalink)

    ORIGINAL: Knorkop

    The more it hurts, the better I'll look!

    oi theif!!!
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    RE: Gym t-shirt slogans - your suggestions 2005/07/03 22:15:20 (permalink)
    "do my arms look big in this?"
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    RE: Gym t-shirt slogans - your suggestions 2005/07/03 22:18:42 (permalink)
    ' is this your's or do I have a f*cking TV on my head '

    No biggie like, there are a lot worse things for you than using steroids, I mean I probably shouldn't have been smoking crack or getting into bar fights at your age TBH  - drab4

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    RE: Gym t-shirt slogans - your suggestions 2005/07/03 22:46:36 (permalink)
    warning - low carbing!
    I'd give up drugs... but I'm no quitter!






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    RE: Gym t-shirt slogans - your suggestions 2005/07/03 22:52:02 (permalink)
    I'd give up drugs... but I'm no quitter!


    I'm liking that one

    No biggie like, there are a lot worse things for you than using steroids, I mean I probably shouldn't have been smoking crack or getting into bar fights at your age TBH  - drab4

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