Hey Peeps!
Kitty Paul just told me not to jump off wardrobes before he went to the gym PMFSL! I must have a 'jump off wardrobes' look about me ffs! Thanks again for helping to keep me smiling over the last couple of days x
Steph this has been a long time coming. The thing is I thought it was quite bad until I saw the consultant and he literally said 'piece o pish that' but not exactly those words lmfao. He actually looked quite please that he was going to have an easy morning of it and then afterwards was more interested in looking through my tattoo mags and discussing scarification and nipple tattooing....I'm not sure how reassured I should feel about that TBH
Well as you can gather I'm back home and have been nipped and tucked. As an experience goes it wasn't too bad but it's hardly my ideal of a fun day out either. Pain was bearable and more uncomfy and sore than in pain.....but the drugs sort that out too
although they did only give me one play with morphine
which was good while it lasted.
I have to most fantastic under garment to wear!!!!!!!! It's a crotchless bodystocking......sounds sexy huh! Well it bloody isn't. Imagine granny flesh coloured super thick lycra starting below ya knees and finishing under ya bust with hook and eye fastenings at the front, bloody braces to go over your shoulders and the fanny bit missing for easy loo access because it takes hours to get in and out of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's bloody devine it is lmfao! I have to wear this at least until next Friday....of joy of bleeding joys!
So apart from my new fashion statement, being a wee bit sore and swollen I actually feel really good. The wound is not as long as I anticipated. I can't really assess how good/bad the whole thing is yet because of the swelling. I can however see where my abs have been tugged back together by looking at my waist line. I've still got a long way to go recovery wise but hopefully I'll keep my track record of good swift recovery!
If anyone ever asks you what the worst thing is about this whole thing.....
Trying to have a poo after all the constipating medication!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought I'd given birth to a fecking whale!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's soup and oatibix for me for the next few weeks that's for sure. Aint nothing solid passing these lips......and I mean NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love ya's and Leave Ya's
xxxxx