It's Just a Ride! And it's time to hold on tight!!!!

Aw Cheers!

I bet I won't be that bleeding cheery in a couple of days....more like moaning Minny Cow ffs.....but with a new BB

It better stay an 'innie' ffs!

Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life. Enjoy the oblivion

Awwwwwwwww thanks hun! It was really nice to see you and have a good chat.....kinda took my mind off things which was really good. And thank you for the flowers. My bag is now packed, just need to have a bath and take some pics and try to chill out!

Well last workout today. My training partner landed back on the planet after a bit of a bender on Sunday and loosing her bloody phone....I don't call her Space Cadet for nothing. She's Ace!

We did Hams and glutey bottoms. Same as last week but back to front. Am hoping my legs are sore so I'll be distracted by either that or the morphine!

Needless to say I've not had much of an appetite today and I'm just finishing off with a coffee and going to tyr to get some water down my neck b4 midnight so I don't dehydrate too much.

Well folks that's about it for at least a couple of days. I'll love ya's and leave ya's!

Best of luck for tomorrow ! .. Take it easy and relax.

Hope you have a swift recovery

Cheers....will keep you posted!
In fact I'll drive you nuts with updates because I'll be able to do naff all else!

Have a nice chill out you Don't want to hear from Paul that you've bust your stitches cos you were jumping off wardrobes

Hope you're getting better by the day.

HI ya, just read up on your journal, Nice journal to read

Good luck with the op, love to have one of these done and believe me you think you can make a purse out of yours and kitty a suitcase, I'm sure I can make a whole set of matching luggage from mine

Have a good 6 weeks break then go back with vengeance then you’re be showing off your wash board stomach in no time (might even get your bum out!!!!)

I've just replied to your post in my thread, sorry its taken me ages to get around to it, haven't been in it for a little while.

All the best

Hey Peeps!

Kitty Paul just told me not to jump off wardrobes before he went to the gym PMFSL! I must have a 'jump off wardrobes' look about me ffs! Thanks again for helping to keep me smiling over the last couple of days x

Steph this has been a long time coming. The thing is I thought it was quite bad until I saw the consultant and he literally said 'piece o pish that' but not exactly those words lmfao. He actually looked quite please that he was going to have an easy morning of it and then afterwards was more interested in looking through my tattoo mags and discussing scarification and nipple tattooing....I'm not sure how reassured I should feel about that TBH

Well as you can gather I'm back home and have been nipped and tucked. As an experience goes it wasn't too bad but it's hardly my ideal of a fun day out either. Pain was bearable and more uncomfy and sore than in pain.....but the drugs sort that out too although they did only give me one play with morphine which was good while it lasted.

I have to most fantastic under garment to wear!!!!!!!! It's a crotchless bodystocking......sounds sexy huh! Well it bloody isn't. Imagine granny flesh coloured super thick lycra starting below ya knees and finishing under ya bust with hook and eye fastenings at the front, bloody braces to go over your shoulders and the fanny bit missing for easy loo access because it takes hours to get in and out of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's bloody devine it is lmfao! I have to wear this at least until next Friday....of joy of bleeding joys!

So apart from my new fashion statement, being a wee bit sore and swollen I actually feel really good. The wound is not as long as I anticipated. I can't really assess how good/bad the whole thing is yet because of the swelling. I can however see where my abs have been tugged back together by looking at my waist line. I've still got a long way to go recovery wise but hopefully I'll keep my track record of good swift recovery!

If anyone ever asks you what the worst thing is about this whole thing.....
Trying to have a poo after all the constipating medication!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought I'd given birth to a fecking whale!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's soup and oatibix for me for the next few weeks that's for sure. Aint nothing solid passing these lips......and I mean NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love ya's and Leave Ya's

xxxxx

Ok.....bored already! This doesn't bode well because I've got at least another 2 weeks of doing feck all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I do feel better today but boy can I sleep lmfao. All I've done is watch cr@p tv (this from the house that only has an indoor ariel that we move about to get a picture because we hardly watch tv), eat soup or anything liquid (including icecreammedicinal), potter from downstairs to upstairs and then flake out knackered and sleep!

I wonder if I can count going up and down the stairs as step ups??????
Lifting water bottle = bi's
Hoiking myself up of the bed = shoulders/chest/back.
Giving botty birth to elephants = abs

Oh and giggling bloody hurts, especially when like me you have a reet good belly laugh. Note to self to be a miserable cow for a while!

As long as you don't get addicted to crap like Jeremy Kyle etc and I think you will find it very hard to be miserable being as bubbly as you are

If I start harping on about the positive social influences of Jeremy Kyle shoot me imediately!

ORIGINAL: ElfinTan

If I start harping on about the positive social influences of Jeremy Kyle shoot me imediately!

That's a contradictory term if ever I heard one

Innit just!

This is going to be a long long long week!

Hey you, don't be getting bored, give me a bell if you need to pass an hour or two (I can call you back for the second hour).

Awww hope you're doing ok !

Bet your posting rate goes up now you can't do anything but rest !

Take it easy

Hey Guys!

Still bored but feel much better today although my gorgeous underwear is driving me MADDDDDDDD. I think I might take a trip to a sports shop and get some cycling shorts....of joy of joys....heres me trying to turn my self into a sex kitten and end up more like Nora Friggin Batty

Welshy....watch my posting rate rise with alarming speed!!!!!!!!!!!!! And keep me off ebay ffs!

It will be worth it in the long run

If you're bored have a go at some online games, careful as they can be addictive so if you're on dial up it'll cost a packet http://jayisgames.com/allgames.php

Know exactly what you mean with teh long body stocking...

Do try to relax, you'll heal much better if you do hun, hope all went according to plan

Well as far as I can tell it had so far....belly button is still on my tummy and not above my top lip as my sister suggested it could be placed to start a new trend!

Families....don't ya love em!