Looking for a total OTC cycle.

Guys im looking for an OTC cycle for bulking without too much water retention but definetley something to give me a kick up the ar** as i get back into training.
 
I've been training about 3 years now, and for the last 6 months havent really had any dedication or proper diet. This is going to stop! - im going to be hitting it hard over the next few weeks and jsut want something to give me a kick start and some motivation.
 
As i've said i want it all to be OTC as can't be bothered sorcing clomid/nolva. I want to use i-Force reversitol for PCT. So im looking for something to run that would be covered by that PCT. (i think this is curently the best option for PCT i could be wrong)
 
Possibly H-drol or P-mag. Does anyone have any suggestions? obviously i havent thought about doseage or anchiallies yet but that wont take much.

what would be your goals?  bulk?  lean bulk?

Questions as above.

However, if going completely OTC....Hdrol & Epi would probably be the top choices based on the sheer volume of people who've done similar OTC courses successfully.

I'm looking to bulk, after saying i couldn't be bothered to get Nolva....well i got some lol. 

So im after something abit stronger now, in the past i've done and EPI and SD cycle- didnt rate the EPI. 

Only problem with SD was the lethargy. but its an amazing product.

I've also done T-roid before and got some nasty stomach cramps. 

im looking at that hyper SDT (SD and Tren) what do you guys thing?
Can't be dealing with the lethargy though.

perhaps p-plex?  30-40mg for 4-6 weeks?