OFFICIAL PREMIER LEAGUE 10/11 MT THREAD

Mr.M


ok, so transfer rumours are abound at the moment...
so far i have seen us (l'pool) linked with ;

'Super' Pav... hhmmmmm, no thanks

It's a done deal mate, I've been on the blower to 'arry and I'm going to drive him up myself... even if he doesn't sign he isn't coming back...

evad


yeah don't get me wrong SWP is a good player but goalscoring was not something that he was renowned for

i'll be watching MOTD tonight to see if he is still fast (not seen him play for a bit)

kompany was a signing that puzzled me a fair bit

cracking player but essentially a centre back which will work if richards moves to the right but he also likes playing centre, so where does dunne fit in?

to be fair henry has only 5 hours to sign doesnt he?

SWP is garbage, watching him against brazil the other night made my eyes bleed.
 
did anyone hear ian wirght wright wrights comment of the night??????????? are you ready for this!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
"jermaine defoe is the best striker in the premier league on his day"

defoe is average, i cant get excited about the current England team at all, even full strength they are boring, i think its down to my deep rooted hatred of a few of the players in the side, who i cant suddenly switch my emotions off and start supporting.

this made me laugh the other day. its longwinded but it is funny just have a read through.

its quotes from the one and only BIG RON ATKINSON.

Mastery Of Language
(a) The metaphor
Co-commentating apprentices like Beglin and Waddle may think it’s sufficient to arm yourself with a single metaphor before commenting on an incident. Not Ron. Real legends come to the party with metaphors and similes aplenty, and do not hesitate to lump the whole lot into a single sentence if the situation demands. Confusion? We prefer to call it genius.
“Beckenbauer has really gambled all his eggs.”
“Tony Adams – he’s the rock that the team has grown from.”
“He sliced the ball when he had it on a plate.”
“Someone in the England team will have to grab the ball by the horns.”
“They’ve picked their heads up off the ground and they now have a lot to carry on their shoulders.”
“He’s treading on dangerous water there…”
“Chelsea look like they’ve got a couple more gears left in the locker.”
(b) Clarity
Ron’s spent long enough wrestling with The Sun crossword to know that people don’t like to be kept guessing. While peppering his co-commentary with fascinating insights and useful facts, Ron’s precise language skills ensure that even the non-initiated can closely follow events on the pitch.
“There’s a little triangle – five left-footed players.”
“For me the book’s still open on Totti.”
“You think he’d chance his hat there.”
“Liverpool are outnumbered numerically in midfield.”
“I would also think that the replay showed it to be worse than it actually was.”
“He’s not only a good player, but he’s spiteful in the nicest sense of the word.”
“The keeper was unsighted – he still didn’t see it.”
“You half fancied that to go in as it was rising and dipping at the same time.”
“That was Pele’s strength – holding people off with his arm.”
Decisiveness
It’s no picnic putting your neck on the line with bold predictions every week, you know. Look what happened to Rodney Marsh’s hair and Lawro’s tache, for example. Ron, in the best tradition of plucky punditry is never afraid to call it early.
“I wouldn’t say Ginola is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.”
“Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.”
“City will want to win this one.”
Awareness
High profile purveyors of punditry have to continually look over their shoulders. There’s always a smartarse keen to twist their words for comic effect. With that in mind, Ron’s eventual demise was all the more surprising. Such an experienced campaigner has always known the value of choosing his words carefully.
“Moreno thought that the full back was gonna come up behind and give him one really hard.”
“There’s lots of balls dropping off people.”
“Ever time Zidane comes inside, Roberto Carlos just goes bonking down the wing.”
“He dribbles a lot and the opposition don’t like it – you can see it all over their faces.”
“Zidane is not very happy, because he’s suffering from the wind.”
“Stoichkov’s playing on the wing, in this situation he likes to come in and scalp the centre-half.”
“I think Sir Alex might have been thinking about pulling Giggsy off… but that might be an incentive to stay on.”
Raw Talent
There aren’t enough lollipops and little eyebrows in the world to match the style on show in the gantry when Ron gives it the full gun. Class will out. Spotters badge, sir.
“I never comment on referees and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.”
“A ten-foot keeper really should have stopped that.”
“They’ve come out at half time and gone bang.”
“The lad throws it further than I go on holiday.”
“..and Schmeichel extends and grows even bigger than he is.”
“I think that was a moment of cool panic there.”

The reason theres so much discussion about lpool is because more posters on here support lpool fans than any other team and also becasue we arent doing well, theirs more talk, eg should rafa get sacked, yes, no, why. Is lucas shi* - no, future potential - good.

Mr.M


ok, so transfer rumours are abound at the moment...
so far i have seen us (l'pool) linked with ;
connor whickham- young ipswich player, being followed by us, chelsea and UTD at the moment#
lassana diarra-
'Super' Pav... hhmmmmm, no thanks
carlton cole
milos krasic- bein followed by us, UTD and gunners apparently..russian attacking mid
eljero elia- 22 yr old dutch winger....( dont we already have one of these????) ha.. apparently impressing at hamburg at the moment.
simon kjaer- danish, palermo defender- could be good as im sure it is palermo who are intersted in dosenna!!
have also heard rumours regarding 15m going to west ham for upson and Ilunga...

we'll see..
anyone else..?? i dont bother to read rumours for other clubs t be honest.

None of the above good enough for a team which wants to win the EPL.

If your trying to explain the way of the thread then please get it right....
 

Icemansoldier


The reason theres so much discussion about lpool is because more posters on here support lpool fans than any other team and also becasue we arent doing well, theirs more talk, eg should rafa get sacked, yes, no, why. Is lucas shi* - no, future potential - good.

Is Lucas shi* - yes, future potential - zero
 

Red Man


If your trying to explain the way of the thread then please get it right....
 

Icemansoldier


The reason theres so much discussion about lpool is because more posters on here support lpool fans than any other team and also becasue we arent doing well, theirs more talk, eg should rafa get sacked, yes, no, why. Is lucas shi* - no, future potential - good.

Is Lucas shi* - yes, future potential - zero
 

lol i knew i would get slaged for saying that

Integra

Mr.M


ok, so transfer rumours are abound at the moment...
so far i have seen us (l'pool) linked with ;
connor whickham- young ipswich player, being followed by us, chelsea and UTD at the moment#
lassana diarra-
'Super' Pav... hhmmmmm, no thanks
carlton cole
milos krasic- bein followed by us, UTD and gunners apparently..russian attacking mid
eljero elia- 22 yr old dutch winger....( dont we already have one of these????) ha.. apparently impressing at hamburg at the moment.
simon kjaer- danish, palermo defender- could be good as im sure it is palermo who are intersted in dosenna!!
have also heard rumours regarding 15m going to west ham for upson and Ilunga...

we'll see..
anyone else..?? i dont bother to read rumours for other clubs t be honest.

None of the above good enough for a team which wants to win the EPL.

thing is tho mate, with signings like Kjaer, and elia, with them being young etc, it is a slight 'gamble', but, UTD wouldnt have known ronaldo would turn out to be the best in the world when they paid 12m for him, arsenal dint know Vermaelen would turn out t start doin so well straight away.. sometimes u do 'unearth' a gem..
but i konw what u mean.. we try t sign too many 'up and coming players' and none have really showed the 'potential' that was first seen in them.. in fact, most 'up and coming' players have failed to materialse really.. nani, babel, lucas.. there's probably more but im tired and cant remember..
we need t be signing some top european players, 25-26 yr old, good international experience etc.. id like t see hamsik come in if we sell masch, wouldnt be too upset if diarra came either.. gets some good game time for real!
would love to see RVDV tho..

how do the city fans feel about possibly shelling out £35m on Di maria from benfica????

Personally I cannot see why any star rising star etc would want to go to LOLerpool right now.

You will have to be relaistic and go in for Pavlyuchenko,Cattermole etc.

Mr M  - so you think lucas is shi* too?

To go slightly off topic...this is one thing I never understood while Wembley was being re built.

Why couldn't the football team play there games at Twickenham?

Makes me laugh we have rugby at OT and now Wembley,yet England's football team couldn't use Twickenham rugby ground as a temporary home.

Anyone know why?

yeah the Lolerpool thing is getting annoying, time to stop it methinks....






























....and get back to calling them the scum!

^^ as much as we arent the scum...haha, i agree with the abopve..

but mak- of course players would come.. hard times or not mate, we're still liverpool F.C and what we have done in the past and the lure of playing with players like torres and gerrard is a big big thing for lots of players... a tough spell will not deter players from wanting to sign for us at all!! if we started selling our top stars and were deeply deeply in the sh1t then yeh, but at the moment, nope!

How about Lololpool instead?

Yawn.   Really shows the mental ages of people where they do it for weeks on end.

The Scum I can live with - its what i've joked at my Man Utd supporting friends for years on and off - its interchangable between the fans.

Papa Lazarou


Yawn.   Really shows the mental ages of people where they do it for weeks on end.

Why do you even comment on it being annoying, it's obviously what it's there for?  Maybe you could just, I don't know, ignore it and treat it with the contempt you believe it deserves?  I'm not having a pop, I'm stating the obvious really.
 
Frankly the whole slagging Liverpool thing is a bit boring full stop now.  There are 19 better teams in the Premiership to talk about.

nah scum is united. LOLerpool is here to stay gents

HA..
ice- as much as lucas is having his best season to date, he still does the things every game which make 80% of liverpool fans question his place in the side..

aaaannnnnnywayyy..
why's this thread so f*ckt regarding the last page being 'unviewable'?? doin my head in..

who would everyone like to see come in and go out of their club in jan then??
obviously spurs fans would like to see the back of pav.. anyone else?
we need t get this thread back on track in terms of talkin about FOOTBALL and not one FOOTBALL side...

GO.. :-)

makaveli1971 1996


I thought the old firm's EPL bid got rejected.

oh right so I'm not entitled to an opinion in EPL then?  Okay, I'll leave it to you and the muppets who think the LOL patter is funny.