octatonic
Sodding-buggering-fock-wank- I've done my neck in getting out of the shower, of all things.



....MY MYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Octa....Octact....Octintonitick......this didn't half make me laugh!!! So sorry you hurt your neck but bloopin' eck this made me chortle straight into my lem sip!!!!...awwweeee...
Come on mister handsome thing!!!!! chin up!!!...(oh sorry! you prolly can't do chin up cos you've done your neck in!!!)...hehehehehe...see what I did there?...I did a funny?...or...errrmmm....was it really plop?....soz .....I'm just being naughty!...I don't mean to be a meany to you......ya know. I've been out of the gynm for nearly 2 weeks now with the dreaded autumn cold and chest infection...I'm soooo very cross about it and I feel like a frumpy huge missis Blobby!!!! BUT>>>>>>BUT>>>>>>> we gotta suck it up and get back on course hey?.....I know you can do this...it's just a tiny blip to test your mettle and I know you can get over it....I just know it!!!!....yes you can.....now gizza hug
Seriously ......you're doing soooooo well and you're making such good progress..I'm really willing you along..I am truly!...(errmm..not in a pervy way I promise).....but I recognise the struggle to lose weight and shape up and it's not so easy at times right?..and....and.... well...ya know...you did tell me that water chestnuts would make me into a whale within a fortnight if I kept putting them in my salads dintchya?...lolol...well, you didn't say that but I knew it would happen!!!...sooo.....I just adore you for that alone...lol.....
COME ON MISTER...RARRRRRRRRRHHHHHHH...GRRRRRHHHH....SMASH SMASH...KILL..MEAT....SWEAT...BURP..RARRRRRRR...RARRRRHHHHHH...
errrrm....sorry 'bout that....I saw that in a journal somewhere when a blokey was trying to gee someone up and I thought I would try it here?...did it work?..huh?...huh?....you see, if I did it my way, I'd run up to London, give you a hug, feed you chocolate and wine and sing cheesy records to ya and prolly dance round me handbag in me jammies with my favourite bunny wabbit on the front..but...ahem..you ain't a girl so I don't think that would work so well...and then you'd prolly want to bash me head in for feeding you chocolate when you're trying to get back into shape right?....phew....scary...so there you go...I did it man stylie....ta ta mister....soz for long post, but I am infamous for doing this and I just wanna cheer you up?...or would it be better and cheer you up more if I didn't come in here at all?...I wouldn't be offended if you would rather I didn't come in....it's ok...I'm vewwwy vewwwy annoying.....lol....it's my talent in life....lol
Take care youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!......get better soon!!!!!