*** Members' Interview with AK_88***

No, i mean an actual bush!

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LMAO

 A real bush...........sh1t sorry mate... here's me banging on about womens bits in your interview.
 
 

Dbam comes, spouts some ****, DBAM goes.

Don't worry it's an easy mistake to make...feel free to talk about Mrs Neb's flange as much as you like though.

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Flange LMAO!!
 
 
 
 
 

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Right I have had me tab and thought of these
 
1) What MT members do you miss the most
2) Why
3) How has MT changed since you first became a member
4) Is it for the better
5) Do you do any housework
 
 

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I thought AK_88 had thankfully passed away.

This thread comes as a rather unpleasant surprise.

Titch


I thought AK_88 had thankfully passed away.

This thread comes as a rather unpleasant surprise.

I have - it's all in your mind as i'm contacting you from beyond the grave...cnut.

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Right I have had me tab and thought of these
 
1) What MT members do you miss the most
2) Why
3) How has MT changed since you first became a member
4) Is it for the better
5) Do you do any housework

1) TT and Neb's alter egos
2) He gave IMO, great no bullsh1t advice but seemingly ruffled too many peoples internet feathers. And Neb's alter egos because they had to be nice to slip under the radar.
3) I don't think its really changed that much.
4) The atmosphere seems very much the same throughout the board sections as iti did when i first joined. Perhaps theres a bit more banter in General than before but it seems to have held up quite well.
5) I'm about to clean the kitchen up, but i'm also capable of vacuuming, cleaning the bathroom and mowing the lawn.

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Are you going to answer the Premiership XI question or are you still pondering that one?

What did you think of Portsmouth town (the place, not the footy team). ****hole or great place for a night out?

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." Mark Twain

Whats your stats?

Whats your 1 rep max for the big 3??

Who's your favourite Chelsea player?

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Whats your stats?

Whats your 1 rep max for the big 3??

Who's your favourite Chelsea player?

I'm about 5"11, 217lbs at the moment. Arms and thighs are a touch under 16/25" respectively, chest around 44", i'm not disclosing my waist measurement

Best singles for the big three are;

Bench - 115kg - April 09 - Now repping 102.5kgx7
Squat - 140kgx1 - Dec 08 - Last time i did back squats i got 130kgx10
Deads - 200kgx1 - April 08

If my back hadn't been in such a bad place for the last 18 months i'd like to think these numbers would be much better. As long as i can avoid any relapses i'm hoping for a 3/4/5 plate B/S/D next year.

Michael Essien has to be my favourite player. Absolute beast and comes across as one of the few 'decent' footballers. I would've said Frank but after his antics about a new contract last summer it annoyed me a bit.

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Are you going to answer the Premiership XI question or are you still pondering that one?

What did you think of Portsmouth town (the place, not the footy team). ****hole or great place for a night out?

Lol - i'm still having some thoughts over it but i'll get there soon

Pompey's a bit of a funny one. In the town centre where the university buildings, halls of residence and gunwharf is it's a really nice area. Yet you go 5-10 minutes down the road to Southsea/Fratton and it turns into a complete hole infested with the locals (IB in particular)

My personal opinion is that clubs are absolute dog**** though, pubs win everyday for me

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Ak...you are now employed!, well done!. What's the job entail and is it decent pay?

I'm about to clean the kitchen up, but i'm also capable of vacuuming, cleaning the bathroom and mowing the lawn.

 
 
Thats more than my mrs does if I divorce the lazy cow would you be up for a bit of man to man love?

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DBAM

I'm about to clean the kitchen up, but i'm also capable of vacuuming, cleaning the bathroom and mowing the lawn.

 
Thats more than my mrs does if I divorce the lazy cow would you be up for a bit of man to man love?

Possibly. We'd have to go on a man-date date first to see if it's worth pursuing first.

Neb


Ak...you are now employed!, well done!. What's the job entail and is it decent pay?

Thankyou, it only took 4 months but someone's willing to have a punt on me LOL. I'll be working for the local council testing computer scripts for a program they're developing. From what my old man has told me, i'll be using a program and trying to pick as many holes in it as possible to make sure it's in working order when it's released.

It doesn't pay particularly well (£6.00/hr) but it gives me ~7 weeks of employment. If i'm lucky i'll be able to blag an extension until the end of January which'd take me right up to my MSc.

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have you ever fallen out with someone on MT?

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I don't think i've fallen out per se, i've had a few heated arguments in the premier league thread but that just comes with conflicting fans views.

I do remember IB having a sulk with me for a leg session when he was prepping because me and Iaink were bunging up his journal with banter. If looks could kill, i'm not even joking

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have you got  a  girlfriend...or ever had a girlfriend? or (as I suspect) are you into men's sphincters?

I'm currently single, unfortunately for you i'm not a bender like you.

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have you got  a  girlfriend...or ever had a girlfriend? or (as I suspect) are you into men's sphincters?

AK this has been more interesting than I ever thought it would be. Well done.

No question

Cardifflads journal - feel free to explore and add your two pennies

I'm not the one who's 'single'...which as we all know, is a PC term for 'selling your arse down Brighton'

Call it what you like, but it brings me 1 post closer to overtaking your interview!

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no way will this sh1t get to 16 pages AK, only my pointless drivel has dragged it to 4

Fair point. Everyone who's not posted here is dead to me.

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LOL.....I'm actually laughing!!!!

What game are you playing atm?...iirc you have a 360?....I need a new game for my PS3. I just hired Batman lego for my son but couldn't see anything I'd like

Been playing a lot of FIFA 10 online recently. Quite good if you enjoy football games but i still find myself getting incredibly pissed off with it every few days LOL.

Theres a few gooduns coming out after a bit of a drought though. Modern Warfare 2 is out on the 10th but it's priced at £45 so ill probably leave that for a while. Assassin's creed 2 is out on the 17th i believe which is sort of like the old Hitman games.

Bioshock 2's out in February next year, hopefully i can fit enough of that in before my workload gets too much!

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loved bioshock!!!....wanted to complete it but everytime I play the PS3 my son comes and sits next to me and some of the scenes in that game were a bit bad for a 4 year old.

I'll take a look at modern warfare

I'll post a question mate,even though you are Chelsea scum.

What current Premiership player would you like to see the Chelsea *scum* sign?.

'League 1 here we come.'

'Fcuk off Briatorie,fcuk off'.

I'd say although our midfield is undoubtedly our greatest asset, 3 of the 4 starters (Ballack, Deco, Lampard) are the wrong side of 30. Not a particularly big issue as the diamond means theres not as ground for them to cover but i think it'll need revamping soon.

On that basis i'd probably go for someone young like Jack Wilshere who'll be a midfield dynamo in years to come, or Palacios who IMO is destined for bigger things than Spurs. The guy is an absolute beast in midfield.

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are you going to answer my question now? youve had like 2 fcuking days

Also recomend me a film. ive been watching about 3 a week for the past couple months and am watching 'In Bruges' intermitently with my MT viewage.

its a great film i highly recommend it. colin farrell really delivers in this film.

'i split with my gf because it made me feel sick when i saw her eat hi gi carbs'
- swordfish

fcuk Ak's interview...how's the job swift?

yeah not too bad, its a bit challenging but nothing too drastic. been back this weekend first time since i went away so 7ish weeks.
Feels weird being back but im off again tomorrow...only a short visit.

am enjoying it but would like to get it over and done with aswell and get in the workplace rather than doing classroom/workshop stuff.
hows your end mate? we should get that session in some time in the new year i know your running now but i aint on top form either tbh.

'i split with my gf because it made me feel sick when i saw her eat hi gi carbs'
- swordfish

Yeah I'm good mate....training for the Snowdonia marathon, hardest marathon in Europe, it's a year away so plenty of time!.

Haven't done much lifting this past two week tbh but would be up for a sesh mate yeah

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Yeah I'm good mate....training for the Snowdonia marathon, hardest marathon in Europe

just ticking over then!!!
 
fcuk that dude, better man then me
 
cool mate, will be good few months into next year anyway when im back. 
 
still waiting for ak to answer my question.....

'i split with my gf because it made me feel sick when i saw her eat hi gi carbs'
- swordfish

fcuk ak...this is our thread

yeah fcuk it.

can you recommend me any films youve seen lately?

im open to ideas, even considering world cinema, like subtitles an sh1t

'i split with my gf because it made me feel sick when i saw her eat hi gi carbs'
- swordfish

not seen any really mate...last one I saw was Iceage 3 with my son at MK cinema...funny as fcuk

lol excape yeah?

wathced the matrix again the other night. good film that. next one ill be watching is 5th element.

'i split with my gf because it made me feel sick when i saw her eat hi gi carbs'
- swordfish

yeah, Excape, I love it there.....really good centre IMO

I watch the Matrix about once every 8 weeks.....apart from the Rocky films...well, 1, 2, 3 and 4 the matrix is my favourite film

neb, if you were neo and i morpheus and i offered you the red or blue pill, knowing what you know now........

which would you take?

'i split with my gf because it made me feel sick when i saw her eat hi gi carbs'
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100% red pill and learn the truth! plus I can become the real Neo rather than Mr Anderson