Crazy Water loss!! Alcohol as a diuretic?

Hi guys thanks for reading my post. I know allot of you will cringe at reading this but here goes.
 
I'm following this water loss technique:
http://www.tmuscle.com/free_online_article/sports_body_training_performance_diet_mass/shredded_in_6_days
 
for thos who cant be assed reading it ive incresed water and dropped carbs all week and tomorrow evening i plan to drop water and increase carbs all day, in short,
 
my problem is that I have to go out for my girlfriends birthday tomorrow night also and i'm going to have to drink alcohol. Can i use this to my advantage, dangerous i know, as my diruretic?
 
the plan is to look awsome for sunday evening where i am going topless to a fancy dress party for halloween.
 
if i can do this, which to be honest i have no choice. I want to know what is best to drink. I know i have to keep my vols of liquid down so would straight gin or vodka be ok, otherwise wine as it is a strong diruretic. please let me know your advise.
 
I have to go now dying for a pee.
 
thanks in advance.
 

Just because your going out for your gfs bday why does that mean you have to drink alcohol?

trust me she'll be pissed off if i spend the night sober just so i look better for thye party on sunday, jealosy

If I was you, I would go out and get wrecked. I would then go to the fancy dress topless, get wrecked and not care about how much water I may or may not be holding.

Unless you are quite lean, it prob wont make much difference anyway.

"Half of the lads on here are batty's, 47% have low testosterone levels, the other 3% leaves me, you and a few others."

DonPaulo666- 02/04/10

Can't you just pretend to drink loads of booze, when not really.  And act drunk so she thinks you are?  Honestly, don't be pressured by others!