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Blue_Lagoon3000
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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 06 November 2009 17:31
ard-eoin tim


i wrote that wrong ffs .him and his bird bought it in town and i offerd to mould my c0ck as he has a wee 1 and his misses didnt want one like that


Looool only just seen that, why didn't he just offer you to nail his bird
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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 06 November 2009 17:58
Tony your letting yourself go here!!!

When I had erection issues (note:was keeping me awake, not i couldnt get one!) you locked it down quicker than light!
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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 06 November 2009 18:36
Blue_Lagoon3000


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From what ive heard they have to get it hard before they tattoo before as it will distort if not, is this true?


lol, you really crack me up Blue. Try getting a hard on in front of a big hairy tattoo artist in the first place and then try keeping it when he starts tattooing your little fella


I bet im right, can someone back me up here?

I once spoke to a tattooist and he said he had to get it hard to tattoo it


Ive had mine done - and no, it doesnt need to be hard.

Thank god....




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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 07 November 2009 00:59
my mate got 'your name'  tattoed on his knob!!  he thinks its great it think its dumb as fcuk!

what happend if you ever pulled a nice lady think she wd be impressed with a tattoed cock??
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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 07 November 2009 01:16
Yeah the phrase 'your name' on a cock isnt cool unless you part of the jackass crew, saying that though it is a good excuse to get your knob out whenever you want.
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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 07 November 2009 11:14
doesnt need to be hard to be tattooed......
bit like having inside of a lip tattooed i suppose....similar level of soft tissue......
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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 07 November 2009 11:20
odog


my mate got 'your name'  tattoed on his knob!!  he thinks its great it think its dumb as fcuk!

what happend if you ever pulled a nice lady think she wd be impressed with a tattoed cock??


same as a tattoo anywhere though isnt it really......i have loads of tattoos and they have never posed a problem....someone genuine will always look past the surface of the skin.....learnt a lot about that in life.
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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 07 November 2009 11:29
ard-eon-tim deserves an MT t-shirt for his comments in this thread. There's quite a few funny characters on MT at the moment. 
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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 07 November 2009 12:10
I know a girl with a lads name "Leon" tattood on the bottm of her toes, with the little toe having a star!

Imagine if you pulled her, back yours, legs up, and your reading Leon hahahaha
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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 07 November 2009 12:11
Blue_Lagoon3000

I bet im right, can someone back me up here?

I once spoke to a tattooist and he said he had to get it hard to tattoo it


Wish I had taken that bet, it looks like the tattoo artist you spoke to just liked to get guys hard Blue, I would stay well clear if you decide to get a tattoo!
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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 07 November 2009 14:55
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Blue_Lagoon3000


From what ive heard they have to get it hard before they tattoo before as it will distort if not, is this true?


lol, you really crack me up Blue. Try getting a hard on in front of a big hairy tattoo artist in the first place and then try keeping it when he starts tattooing your little fella


The beauty of an elastic band wrapped round a couple of times.
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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 07 November 2009 15:08
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Blue_Lagoon3000

I bet im right, can someone back me up here?

I once spoke to a tattooist and he said he had to get it hard to tattoo it


Wish I had taken that bet, it looks like the tattoo artist you spoke to just liked to get guys hard Blue, I would stay well clear if you decide to get a tattoo!



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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 07 November 2009 17:02
Smeagolmalicious


Yep had it done....no it doesnt hurt.....probably one of the least painful ones ive had tbh.


What a knob
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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 07 November 2009 19:15
Smeagolmalicious


odog


my mate got 'your name'  tattoed on his knob!!  he thinks its great it think its dumb as fcuk!

what happend if you ever pulled a nice lady think she wd be impressed with a tattoed cock??


same as a tattoo anywhere though isnt it really......i have loads of tattoos and they have never posed a problem....someone genuine will always look past the surface of the skin.....learnt a lot about that in life.



not really, ive got few tattos dont fancy having one on my d1ck tho!!

so on thatreasoning wd you marry a woman with a big swastika tattoed on her forehead!!  ??

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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 07 November 2009 20:03
Smeagolmalicious


doesnt need to be hard to be tattooed......
bit like having inside of a lip tattooed i suppose....similar level of soft tissue......

Speak for yourself mate lol
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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 07 November 2009 20:05
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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 16 November 2009 14:24
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Yep had it done....no it doesnt hurt.....probably one of the least painful ones ive had tbh.


What a knob

 
until u have tried it u cant really comment can you....knob....

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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 16 November 2009 14:39
They look absolutely revolting. Not the sort of thing you want to stick in your mouth
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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 16 November 2009 14:42
so what is the tattoo of anyway????

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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 16 November 2009 14:42
ard-eoin tim


i wrote that wrong ffs .him and his bird bought it in town and i offerd to mould my c0ck as he has a wee 1 and his misses didnt want one like that


Gold, absolute gold.
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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 16 November 2009 14:44
Those moulding kits are quite good actually.. an FB and i made copies of each other's ;0)
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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 16 November 2009 14:49
Why anyone would wanna get their piesel tattoed is beyond me.

I can't say I would be comfortably with anyone whether they be female or male sticking a pin into my todger!



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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 16 November 2009 14:52
mine is far too small for any artwork to be considered. it would be like that miniature prison writing from mexico
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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 16 November 2009 14:56
actually cried laffing at some of the comments in here haha WTF dildo molds hahahahahha
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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 16 November 2009 15:00
I got "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" Tattoed on my nob. In big letters aswell.
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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 16 November 2009 15:29
Castor


I got "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" Tattoed on my nob. In big letters aswell.


Yeah - mine says "Welcome to sunny Essex ladies, have a nice day!" 




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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 16 November 2009 15:40
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I got "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" Tattoed on my nob. In big letters aswell.


Yeah - mine says "Welcome to sunny Essex ladies, have a Nice DaY!" 


99% of the time it just says WENDY!!

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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 16 November 2009 15:54
peagreen


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Castor


I got "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" Tattoed on my nob. In big letters aswell.


Yeah - mine says "Welcome to sunny Essex ladies, have a Nice DaY!" 


99% of the time it just says WENDY!!

Jim Davidson 1988


That was my first wife's name....  




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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 02 January 2010 12:31
Thread of the year Bump
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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 02 January 2010 12:33
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Thread of the year Bump


Knew you would like it Brucie, just read it again and it still cracks me up!
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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 02 January 2010 12:35
Cheers buddy its gold,we never found out what he had done,life size peanut maybe
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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 02 January 2010 12:39
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Cheers buddy its gold,we never found out what he had done,life size peanut maybe


lol, maybe he will see the thread and let us all know, verbally that is, not with photos.
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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 02 January 2010 12:40
LOL you've resurrected it lol
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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 02 January 2010 13:14
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I'm suprised how many of you are requesting photos....

Me too ! ... er thats NOT wanting to see photo's by the way but more so suprised at how many 'male' members want to see photo's 

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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 02 January 2010 15:23
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I'm suprised how many of you are requesting photos....

Me too ! ... er thats NOT wanting to see photo's by the way but more so suprised at how many 'male' members want to see photo's 


Literally too I bet
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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 02 January 2010 15:30
^^ hehe
 
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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 02 January 2010 15:40
Nothing changes since childhood,someone mentions knob and all the girls go giggly :)
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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 02 January 2010 17:26
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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 02 January 2010 17:51
awesome thread, just pissed myself at the moulding dildo comments!
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Re:Tattooed knob...... - 02 January 2010 19:25
A link to the 'puff the magic dragon' tattoo.

Warning he is in full flight....

http://toomuchsexy.org/images/dragon.jpg
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