Sorry , I've not been clear have I. I will attempt to explain what I did without embellishment or any attempt to come off as sounding mad , bad or dangerous to know
After my son informed me of this lads threat I became very agitated and annoyed. After stewing for a couple of minutes I asked my son where the lad was now. My son told me so I got changed into comfortable clothes , retrieved a hammer from the garage and drove to the residence my son had described.
Leaving the hammer in the footwell of the car I parked what I considered a safe distance away from the house and went to knock on the door.
I knocked on the door and retreated a few steps back incase someone came through the door with aggressive intentions.
The door was answered by a young girl and I asked if **** was there. She said he was and went to get him.I again retreated to a safe distance and waited for **** to appear. After a moment or two **** came to the door alone and looking sheepish. I asked him to confirm his identity and asked him to step outside, which he did.
What followed was thirty seconds of me ranting at this young lad while he looked increasingly uncomfortable. I cant remember all that I said but I do remember telling him that if he ever came at me with a bar or bat Id take it off him and shove it up his ar*e.
I await the parody thread from Essex Chris in Knighty's absence
No biggie like, there are a lot worse things for you than using steroids, I mean I probably shouldn't have been smoking crack or getting into bar fights at your age TBH - drab4