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RE: the apprentice - May 8 2008 13:57:01
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Absman07
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The moment you have all been waiting for! 
Raef Leaving a message on my Answerphone machine after me dialling his number a few hours before hand to see if it worked.
http://rapidshare.com/files/113418839/Sound_cl.amr.html
You will need either Quicktime or Realplayer to play the file in
Enjoy 
is that genuine? if so that's superb lol
Yep. I thought i better not pick up the phone to him i wouldnt have a clue what to say!
Dont wanna sound like a right dipstick then him having a go at me like he did with alex 
Couple of months time that clip will be valuable when Raef wins the Apprentice heheh.
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RE: the apprentice - May 8 2008 14:02:24
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I've just watched this on the iPlayer.
Absolutely horrified that none of them knew the difference between halal and kosher 
I actually think Margaret and Nick come out with some of the best one liners in the whole programme! I liked Margaret's little snub about Michael going to Edinburgh University hehehe.
Raef was his usual suave and sophisticated self  Obviously his biggest worry was that he didn't have his linen suit to hand!
yep Maragaret and Nick seem to be involved a lot more this year, which is good, they are so amusing intentionally and unintentionally sometimes lol
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RE: the apprentice - May 8 2008 14:08:12
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I love Margaret and Nick.
So sage, so wise, so withering.
All the qualities I admire.
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RE: the apprentice - May 8 2008 14:11:34
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tuc biscuit
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I love Margaret and Nick.
So sage, so wise, so withering.
All the qualities I admire.
facial expressions too, oh the facial experessions lol
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RE: the apprentice - May 8 2008 15:32:28
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I hope Alex is exposed in the same way as Jenny too
Much as I dislike Clair , we all watched them preparing to enter roleplay as Boyfriend / Girlfirend , and the prepared the things they were going to say ...
Then Alex turns this around and says Clair's comments "came from nowhere"
....He then goes on to categorically deny any knowledge of the "roleplay" thing afterwards !
This is something that seems to be reccouring every week , Alex lying to get himself out of holes - this has already lead to him being "shamed" by Margaret in the boardroom already - yet he STILL does it every week !
I hope this is brought to light and he is slaughtered on the basis of it !
They agreed that on the first item they haggled for, and after that went pear shaped they all agreed to kept thier mouths shut and let alex bid alone on the next item. So when claire opened here mouth and started bidding she went against what they all agreed on.
Yes, the first haggle they were g/f b/f - which didn't work because Claire ruined it.
The second haggle the project manager told Claire to keep her mouth shut & let Alex handle it on his own. With an incapability to keep her gob shut she buggered up the second haggle.
In the board room she knew exactly which haggle was being refered to but through in the first haggle arrangement as a defence & to confuse the issue to get herself off the hook, - which seemed to work.
Bottom line is that she ruined two negotiations, and ignored orders from her team leader.
Get her out I say! Out!!!
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RE: the apprentice - May 8 2008 17:43:11
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Ah , my mistake - I must have missed that bit
Back to Raef
http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/videos/vid/296.html
...... Watch in awe as he has this shopkeeper eating out of the palm of his hands - maybe Raef's "Charm" loses a bit in translation ... or maybe it doesn't and the shopkeeper simply recognises BS whatever language it is in
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RE: the apprentice - May 8 2008 18:26:55
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shopkeeper simply recognises BS whatever language it is in
LOL!
Sophocles at the end talking about articulation then doing chicken impressions - classic - they must have fun editing stuff like that
The way Sophocles talks, he must think of himself as a great philosopher of our time. In reality he's a 42 karat plonker. Reminds me yesterday in boardroom. "Suralan, I would just like to say that I did a fantastic job negotiating, for example I bartered the price of the cow skin from £60 to £51 pounds.".
Suralan: "as a note of interest the other team brought the cow skin for £15".
What a doughnut.
I think noddie is definitely right in his post above, - these people have been brought in to be laughed at. Producers criteria must be people who really believe in themselves, but are actually useless. It's almost like a slightly more grown up version of big brother
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RE: the apprentice - May 8 2008 18:28:40
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don't get that... why did he say OK out now and walk off!!!
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RE: the apprentice - May 8 2008 18:32:38
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don't get that... why did he say OK out now and walk off!!!
Unless the editing is not telling us the entire story, I guess Dr Z must be right in that he knew Ralf was talking about of his backside, and he didn't like being lied to 
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RE: the apprentice - May 8 2008 18:46:16
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don't get that... why did he say OK out now and walk off!!!
Unless the editing is not telling us the entire story, I guess Dr Z must be right in that he knew Ralf was talking about of his backside, and he didn't like being lied to
Thats the way it looked to me - despite the language barrier , the sarcasm was obvious when he said "so you're going to come back and buy everything in the shop" - The guy knew Raef was trying to bullshit him and wasn't going to fall for it !
Just as the customers in these reigons are used to haggling - so are the Vendors !!! They have heard every trick in the book when it comes to people trying to offer them diminutive© amounts for their wares !
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RE: the apprentice - May 8 2008 18:54:27
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Funniest points for me were Jenny( the red haired one) getting caught out lying about the whole Kosher chicken thing with Michael.
Then in their minds someone `blessing` the chicken to make it Kosher.
Jenny and Michael offering about a quid for the racquet stringer to sabotage the other groups racquets.
The best comedy programme this year imo.
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RE: the apprentice - May 8 2008 20:15:29
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It's fast turning into Big Brother style car crash TV.
Shame the Ice Queen has gone. Maybe she can get a part in a future Narnia film.
Raef to win, or at least to be the spokesman for Avon hair products.
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so are you suggesting I go onto a playground to do this? Thats quite a good idea actually, there is a primary school just round the corner from me! Genius!
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RE: the apprentice - May 8 2008 20:29:42
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Funniest point of the series for me was when Sir Alan asked if Raef's near death experiences (on his CV) were in the hairdressers
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RE: the apprentice - May 8 2008 21:03:20
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Funniest point of the series for me was when Sir Alan asked if Raef's near death experiences (on his CV) were in the hairdressers
Fpmsl, when was that ?
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RE: the apprentice - May 8 2008 21:17:53
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Funniest point of the series for me was when Sir Alan asked if Raef's near death experiences (on his CV) were in the hairdressers
Fpmsl, when was that ?
yeah I missed that
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RE: the apprentice - May 8 2008 21:22:48
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I saw it on You're fired a couple of weeks back - must have been early on
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RE: the apprentice - May 8 2008 21:48:47
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Funniest point of the series for me was when Sir Alan asked if Raef's near death experiences (on his CV) were in the hairdressers
I dunno, I challenge that with the "look at the breasts on this fish" line
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RE: the apprentice - May 8 2008 22:53:49
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Great tv, well worth a watch and the best comedy going atm imo!
I think Claire will make it to the last 3-4 if not further - her final line in the boardroom about bullsh1t, gamesmanship, make money etc. was a good one and defo made sure she was staying last night.
Who will win - no idea at this stage but year on year the candidates are getting worse and worse.
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RE: the apprentice - May 9 2008 19:41:03
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Pull my finger.
Just a little heads up for die hard apprentice fans that Suralan's on Jonathan Ross tonight. God i'm good to you lot aren't I.
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RE: the apprentice - May 9 2008 22:45:22
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The Kosher bit...
W T F
A 36 year old woman and a self-proclaimed 'good jewish boy' not knowing the difference between Kosher and Halal?
That's ridiculous, this lot really are a bunch of clueless tards.
You would neve get Paul Torrisi or Tim making that mistake.
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