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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 15 2008 1:57:45
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Jake
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Yes. I **** myself during a school play. Had to squelch around for about 2 hours before I ran to the toilets.
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 15 2008 2:22:40
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Wel i hope this dont offend anyone, and i apologise if iv gone too far.
I hadnt been with my partner for that long at this time. anyway we were having sex, and went to change positions (69), as i lifted my leg i let out this MASSIVE fanny fart!
I didnt even know it was comin!
I shut my legs quickly as it made the pair of us jump, well i ****ed my leg over again and it happened again!
Now im not one to get embarrassed easily, but i was devastated!
I cant remember if love making resumed or not after we'd wet ourselves laughin, but we still laugh about that now.
av never said this before, but will you marry me, i love you
my bird usually has a shower with me after the gym, mum n dad was in bed so went down stairs to the shower room, after we went into the kitchen to make a brew, she was in her towel so i pulled it off her and sat her on the work top and went south with my tongue, then dropped my towel as i did the dedd on the work top, (all the lights off) as i heard footsteps coming down the stairs, didnt care bout that as i was balls deep  . then i jumped off and it was every man for there self so i pulled my towel back up and left her where she was. i couldnt get to the light switch before dad came through the door so grabbed the kettle instead. so he walks in with the lights off and i am stood there with kettle in hand with a semi on with lady juice on my mouth, and a bird that was blushin half naked, he must of known.
just dont eat at my house
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 15 2008 2:29:42
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Wel i hope this dont offend anyone, and i apologise if iv gone too far.
I hadnt been with my partner for that long at this time. anyway we were having sex, and went to change positions (69), as i lifted my leg i let out this MASSIVE fanny fart!
I didnt even know it was comin!
I shut my legs quickly as it made the pair of us jump, well i ****ed my leg over again and it happened again!
Now im not one to get embarrassed easily, but i was devastated!
I cant remember if love making resumed or not after we'd wet ourselves laughin, but we still laugh about that now.
av never said this before, but will you marry me, i love you
my bird usually has a shower with me after the gym, mum n dad was in bed so went down stairs to the shower room, after we went into the kitchen to make a brew, she was in her towel so i pulled it off her and sat her on the work top and went south with my tongue, then dropped my towel as i did the dedd on the work top, (all the lights off) as i heard footsteps coming down the stairs, didnt care bout that as i was balls deep . then i jumped off and it was every man for there self so i pulled my towel back up and left her where she was. i couldnt get to the light switch before dad came through the door so grabbed the kettle instead. so he walks in with the lights off and i am stood there with kettle in hand with a semi on with lady juice on my mouth, and a bird that was blushin half naked, he must of known.
just dont eat at my house
Erm, lol maybe? That's gross!
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 15 2008 2:33:11
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Wel i hope this dont offend anyone, and i apologise if iv gone too far.
I hadnt been with my partner for that long at this time. anyway we were having sex, and went to change positions (69), as i lifted my leg i let out this MASSIVE fanny fart!
I didnt even know it was comin!
I shut my legs quickly as it made the pair of us jump, well i ****ed my leg over again and it happened again!
Now im not one to get embarrassed easily, but i was devastated!
I cant remember if love making resumed or not after we'd wet ourselves laughin, but we still laugh about that now.
av never said this before, but will you marry me, i love you
my bird usually has a shower with me after the gym, mum n dad was in bed so went down stairs to the shower room, after we went into the kitchen to make a brew, she was in her towel so i pulled it off her and sat her on the work top and went south with my tongue, then dropped my towel as i did the dedd on the work top, (all the lights off) as i heard footsteps coming down the stairs, didnt care bout that as i was balls deep . then i jumped off and it was every man for there self so i pulled my towel back up and left her where she was. i couldnt get to the light switch before dad came through the door so grabbed the kettle instead. so he walks in with the lights off and i am stood there with kettle in hand with a semi on with lady juice on my mouth, and a bird that was blushin half naked, he must of known.
just dont eat at my house
Erm, lol maybe? That's gross!
its how god intended my man, just enough detail with being xxx 
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 15 2008 2:36:15
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You wait till Osagi see's that bud, he'll be locking and editing like nobody's business!! Good ol' Osagi!! Hehehhh!
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 15 2008 5:51:16
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Another situation that left me mortified..
I work nights twice a week, and them 12hours get very lonely and boring.
So i decide to record a video of myself doing a stand up wee and sent it to my other half.
Few moments later i get a txt message from my neighbour... 'DONT EVER SEND ME THINGS LIKE THAT AGAIN U MAN Pmsl xxx'!
So obviously i sat here feelin very worried, i thought i had sent it to everyone in my buddy list, i thought id sent it to my mum, dad, managers, my sister and all my friends and colleagues.
So i phone the other half feeling very distraught... Didnt get much sympathy.
A while later still really worried about who has that video i get a txt message from my better half... 'babe, it might have been me that sent it to anne by accident'.
So this woman recieved this mms didnt even check who is was from but assumed it was me as i was on this video!
Granted she found it funny, and luckily we're good friends. Not the point really!
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 15 2008 5:51:18
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Another situation that left me mortified..
I work nights twice a week, and them 12hours get very lonely and boring.
So i decide to record a video of myself doing a stand up wee and sent it to my other half.
Few moments later i get a txt message from my neighbour... 'DONT EVER SEND ME THINGS LIKE THAT AGAIN U MAN Pmsl xxx'!
So obviously i sat here feelin very worried, i thought i had sent it to everyone in my buddy list, i thought id sent it to my mum, dad, managers, my sister and all my friends and colleagues.
So i phone the other half feeling very distraught... Didnt get much sympathy.
A while later still really worried about who has that video i get a txt message from my better half... 'babe, it might have been me that sent it to anne by accident'.
So this woman recieved this mms didnt even check who is was from but assumed it was me as i was on this video!
Granted she found it funny, and luckily we're good friends. Not the point really!
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 15 2008 13:35:56
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I also sh*t myself when I was in year 9 at school. Around break time got massive stomatch cramps and realised I needed a sh*te, but wouldn't go in school. Never had and thought I never would.
Anyway after about 30 mins in the medical room I simply had to go so ran to the toilets and just let it all out. Luckily it was during a lesson time so no-one was around. As I finished I went to grab some toilet paper and there wasn't any. So with my pants round my ankles I had to quickly jump ship and try the other cubicles (still luckily no-one entered the toilets during this ordeal), and FFS there wasnt any anywhere. I had to call for desperate measures so wiped my ar*e on my boxers and stuffed them inside the toilet lid thing where the water is held. To do the final wipe I used a club biscuit wrapper I had in my trouser pocket. Its just soooo lucky no-one came in while this was happening, but I felt stupid as hell.
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 15 2008 15:04:51
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Got a couple of situations:
1st) When I was about 10 I was with some mates playing football on a local field. Anyway one of my mates was really pi**ing me off, so I picked up some dog sh*t off the floor and threw it at him. Trouble is that I missed him and so all I achieved was getting my hand covered in sh*t, so I had to walk home and clean myself up. My mates were on the floor laughing.
2nd) A couple of years ago I went round my girlfriends house to pick her up for a night out. I was sitting in the living room chatting to her parents and she came down and walked past me through the living room wearing only a bra and thong. This was the 1st time i'd seen her in her underwear as we had only been going out a few weeks and I simply couldn't control myself. Got the biggest, stiffest hard-on i've ever had.
Her parents were still chatting to me and didn't seem to notice. Until about 2 mins later when she shouted me to go into the kitchen. I had to walk past her parents with a massive bulge in my trousers, and just tried to conceal it by sticking my arse out a bit, but I dont think it worked. lol
i hink we have a winner
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 15 2008 15:21:58
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lol at some of these
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 15 2008 15:36:44
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i let my mrs sit on my face (you get what i mean) i turned out she d only shaved the day before so it had stuble and as she was getting carried away i didnt want to have to stop her.by the time she was done all round my mouth was red raw and we were goin out in the evening, and it was blatently obvious what had happened to me.we tried to cover it with makeup and she said it looked better.
we met her mate at her mates house before we went and i caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror as the lights were alot brighter.my face looked crispy and 2 different colours and i could tel her mate was dying to laugh
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 15 2008 15:48:02
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also some belated embarassment for my g/f
we were at a local night club and i was feeling "frisky" so as i knew the doorman well i took my mrs out the club and round the corner behind icland.she drops her black trousers bends over and we go at it.when i finished i pulled out but couldnt see where my load went(bu it was dark so i didnt play on it)we went back in the club.when we got home and in the door of her house i noticed there was a big slug trail on the back of 1 of her rouser legs
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 15 2008 15:56:45
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also some belated embarassment for my g/f
we were at a local night club and i was feeling "frisky" so as i knew the doorman well i took my mrs out the club and round the corner behind icland.she drops her black trousers bends over and we go at it.when i finished i pulled out but couldnt see where my load went(bu it was dark so i didnt play on it)we went back in the club.when we got home and in the door of her house i noticed there was a big slug trail on the back of 1 of her rouser legs
LOL
You romantic you Daz
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 15 2008 16:15:31
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A slug trail...... mmmmmm classy! Hahaaah!!!
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 15 2008 16:16:15
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lol at 'kettle in hand, with a semi on'
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 15 2008 16:25:56
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LOL
You romantic you Daz
exactly, if you ever need tips mick my email is always open
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A slug trail...... mmmmmm classy! Hahaaah!!!
i bet it was even more classy under the UV lights in the club 
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 15 2008 16:29:41
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Could be worse, she could ahve had a 'slug trail' from the corner of her mouth i 'spose!
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 15 2008 17:01:21
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when i was about 14 got home from school went upstairs for my post school nap, got a bit carried away and had nothing to hand to clean myself up with.
anyway passed out with my 'juice' all over my stomach, trousers round my ankles and top pulled up with my n0b still in my hand.
little did i know but my sister had come in, seen the state i was in (she was about 10 at the time) and went to fetch my mum as she thought something was wrong with me. my mum came back in with my sister saw me and quickly ushered my sister out telling her i was fine and just sleeping.
i didnt find all this out until i was about 18/19 and my mum and sister decided to rip the piss out of me!
not my most dignifying experience 
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