Turning up late to a family meal, I had my excuses ready and sat down, launched in to an anecdote about how bad traffic had been etc... my mum leaned over and said "You might want to wear something with a collar if you're going to try lie to us." Massive love-bite on my neck.
Went to a friends 21st in Lancaster. Got really drunk. Had sex with her house mate, in the bathroom. Walked down stairs the next morning, into the living room. Everyone went quiet and looked at me grinning from ear to ear. Apparently this lass had told everyone in the house (20+) about our bit of bathroom fun the night before and had described me and my performance in great detail... I spent the rest of the day trying to avoid people slapping me on the back where she'd scratched me.
Got stabbed infront of hundreds of people, it was my own fault. At the summer junior national Aikido competition we did a demo for about 200 people & it started with me doing the safety talk... so I'm stood talking to all the people, with about 10 kids sat at the from just behind the ropes. And it was meant to finish we me saying 'We've been training for years to get this right...' and at that moment Luke would lunge at me with a tanto and I'd avoid and the whole demostration would begin.
Well I screwed up my line... and forgot which way to step when he stabbed! Ooops.
The weapons aren't kept sharpe, because they break/chip easily, but they were sharpe enough! It only nicked me on the chest... went in less than a centimeter and sliced through about 1.5 inches across. So not a big cut, but it bled a lot. And with me wearing a white gee the blood looked pretty bad. It was funny really, I was stood there trying to convince everyone I was ok as blood blossomed over my chest & front! I was just really embarrassed. One of the kids started to cry and everything!
There are loads more tales of my misfortune...
