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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 15 2008 18:30:11
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when i was about 14 got home from school went upstairs for my post school nap, got a bit carried away and had nothing to hand to clean myself up with.
anyway passed out with my 'juice' all over my stomach, trousers round my ankles and top pulled up with my n0b still in my hand.
little did i know but my sister had come in, seen the state i was in (she was about 10 at the time) and went to fetch my mum as she thought something was wrong with me. my mum came back in with my sister saw me and quickly ushered my sister out telling her i was fine and just sleeping.
i didnt find all this out until i was about 18/19 and my mum and sister decided to rip the piss out of me!
not my most dignifying experience 
that ****ing hilarious, i can just imagine it 
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 15 2008 20:59:15
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should have just said "it's not what it looks like"
or play a bit of shaggy "it wasnt me"
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 15 2008 21:04:09
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I like the term slug trail.. I will be using that in future.
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 15 2008 21:24:45
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jesus ive done some dumb things in my life and been caught doing a hell of a lot.
erm... one time would have been when me and my g/f were having sex at my parents house when i lived there.
my dad didnt realise we were having sex and rather than knock he walked in whilst she was tied up in doggy position with me spanking her and having sex... i just stopped what i was doing and looked at my dad with horror as he then mouthed the words 'sorry' and walked about, but then smiled and stuck his thumb in the air as he shut the door.
NOT a good moment... even worse was having to go downstairs after.
and one with her folks which nearly made me die was when my gf was taking a load of pictures, i was pulling some poses and anyways, we forgot about them. her mum got them developed as the film was laying about and said 'nice bum dave'
i didnt know what she was talking about but she handed me the picture and there i was, pulling a mooney with my nut sack hanging down and my nob on full view... my gf at the time just stood there silent as her mum just giggled and handed the rest of the pictures back.
what made it worse is that she pinched my bum on the way out the kitchen
one of my stupidest moments was gatting drunk and jumping off the bridge at dellars warlf in taunton only to be greeted by no water, lots of mud and a lot of pain. my mates just stood there laughing as i struggled out and i stank like rotting veg for the whole 40min walk back to the dorms
i also got arrested outside the wimpey by dellars warf as well when i pulled my bum out to do a mooney, the pilice drove past, asked me what i thought i was doing, so i decided to run away... but i made it about 2ft before i tripped over my jeans and headbutted the ground.
and all that was about 10 years ago... and ive had 10 years of stupidity since.
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 15 2008 21:32:58
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PMSL - Onion - you a former Taunton boy then mate? Dellars Wharf is as big a sh1t hole as ever LOL
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 16 2008 13:38:11
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jesus ive done some dumb things in my life and been caught doing a hell of a lot.
erm... one time would have been when me and my g/f were having sex at my parents house when i lived there.
my dad didnt realise we were having sex and rather than knock he walked in whilst she was tied up in doggy position with me spanking her and having sex... i just stopped what i was doing and looked at my dad with horror as he then mouthed the words 'sorry' and walked about, but then smiled and stuck his thumb in the air as he shut the door.
NOT a good moment... even worse was having to go downstairs after.
and one with her folks which nearly made me die was when my gf was taking a load of pictures, i was pulling some poses and anyways, we forgot about them. her mum got them developed as the film was laying about and said 'nice bum dave'
i didnt know what she was talking about but she handed me the picture and there i was, pulling a mooney with my nut sack hanging down and my nob on full view... my gf at the time just stood there silent as her mum just giggled and handed the rest of the pictures back.
what made it worse is that she pinched my bum on the way out the kitchen
one of my stupidest moments was gatting drunk and jumping off the bridge at dellars warlf in taunton only to be greeted by no water, lots of mud and a lot of pain. my mates just stood there laughing as i struggled out and i stank like rotting veg for the whole 40min walk back to the dorms
i also got arrested outside the wimpey by dellars warf as well when i pulled my bum out to do a mooney, the pilice drove past, asked me what i thought i was doing, so i decided to run away... but i made it about 2ft before i tripped over my jeans and headbutted the ground.
and all that was about 10 years ago... and ive had 10 years of stupidity since.
kinky bitch
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 16 2008 14:19:09
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haha onion, quality stories mate, you had me in stitches!
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 16 2008 14:36:46
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lol some good ones here.
onions post just reminded me why i never mooney anymore, one too many photos with the old brain hanging out for everyone to see
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 16 2008 14:57:56
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should have just said "it's not what it looks like"
or play a bit of shaggy "it wasnt me"
then is must have been another mans slug trail on his stomach  'it wasnt me' is not a good thing to say
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 16 2008 15:06:41
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I like the term slug trail.. I will be using that in future.
I've always called it "snail trail". My girlfriend left a snail-trail on my bed. LOL.
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 16 2008 15:13:25
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I like the term slug trail.. I will be using that in future.
I've always called it "snail trail". My girlfriend left a snail-trail on my bed. LOL.
lol, i just read that the first time as a snail-trail on my head
down sarrf a snail trail is the pubic hair that goes upto ya belly button
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 16 2008 15:15:35
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I like the term slug trail.. I will be using that in future.
I've always called it "snail trail". My girlfriend left a snail-trail on my bed. LOL.
lol, i just read that the first time as a snail-trail on my head
down sarrf a snail trail is the pubic hair that goes upto ya belly button
Thats called a 'w**k*rs tash' where I come from.
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 16 2008 15:23:13
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I like the term slug trail.. I will be using that in future.
I've always called it "snail trail". My girlfriend left a snail-trail on my bed. LOL.
lol, i just read that the first time as a snail-trail on my head
down sarrf a snail trail is the pubic hair that goes upto ya belly button
Thats called a 'w**k*rs tash' where I come from.
called a crab ladder where i'm from. as in what the crabs would climb up..... if you had them like
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 16 2008 15:31:08
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called a snail trail here
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 16 2008 15:33:36
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hairy caterpilla here
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 16 2008 15:42:01
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change the topic to 'what do u call the hair that leads to the belly button'
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 16 2008 16:35:09
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when i was about 14 got home from school went upstairs for my post school nap, got a bit carried away and had nothing to hand to clean myself up with.
anyway passed out with my 'juice' all over my stomach, trousers round my ankles and top pulled up with my n0b still in my hand.
little did i know but my sister had come in, seen the state i was in (she was about 10 at the time) and went to fetch my mum as she thought something was wrong with me. my mum came back in with my sister saw me and quickly ushered my sister out telling her i was fine and just sleeping.
i didnt find all this out until i was about 18/19 and my mum and sister decided to rip the piss out of me!
not my most dignifying experience
LMFAO..... this has got to be the best thread ever .
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 16 2008 16:46:20
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An old school friend of mine once got caught by a teacher wan*ing behind a curtain in one of the class rooms in year 8. He never lived that down and still gets the pi*s taken to this day.
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 16 2008 16:52:04
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surely if it was true he would be sacked
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