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embarassing siuations - Apr. 14 2008 10:49:18
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after reading 2 the max,s thread it reminded me about an embarrassing situation which i thought i would share with my fellow MT folk
me and the gf in bed and me suffering a headache and we decided to go to sleep so she sets her alarm on her phone puts it under her pillow but after a bit we ended up at it, we finish and she gets a phone call of her mother demanding she goes home without "loverboy" she did and when she got their her mother told hr to listen to the answer machine and you can probably guess what happened we had leaned on her phone rang the last person in her call history (her mother) since she wasnt in it went to the answer machine.needless to say i am not very well like by her mother
post up your embarrassing moments
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 14 2008 10:56:12
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LMAO!
I once sent a text message to my ex-mrs landline instead of her mobile. Her mum and dad listened to it, her dad didnt speak to me for a while, her mum just winked at me hahaha.
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 14 2008 10:59:47
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Posted before, but for those that missed my most embarrasing moment; enjoy...
It was the first time i had used the stand up tanning booths in my gym. I got in and noticed there were handles at the top and some canvase loops to hold onto. Now I thought the idea was that you put your hands THROUGH the loops so you could just relax and dangle. Bit tight but got my hands through and was enjoying the warm tanning experience when... the door, which I've since learnt has a recurring dodgy catch, swung open. No problem really, until I realised I couldn't get my hands out of the straps!! So there I am, dangling naked, unable to see because of the goggles I couldn't take off, with the door wide open to the changing rooms. I really began to panic as try as I might I just could not get either of my hands out of the straps. I was on the virge of putting my dignity to side and screaming for help (though who would run to the aid of a naked guy wriggling around dangling helplesly i don't now), when I finaly managed to get one hand free (after about five minutes) and close to door. Whether or not anyone saw me I don't know as I was blinded by the goggles and the bright light of the booth.
Still haven't gone backin that tanning booth.
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 14 2008 11:03:02
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Posted before, but for those that missed my most embarrasing moment; enjoy...
It was the first time i had used the stand up tanning booths in my gym. I got in and noticed there were handles at the top and some canvase loops to hold onto. Now I thought the idea was that you put your hands THROUGH the loops so you could just relax and dangle. Bit tight but got my hands through and was enjoying the warm tanning experience when... the door, which I've since learnt has a recurring dodgy catch, swung open. No problem really, until I realised I couldn't get my hands out of the straps!! So there I am, dangling naked, unable to see because of the goggles I couldn't take off, with the door wide open to the changing rooms. I really began to panic as try as I might I just could not get either of my hands out of the straps. I was on the virge of putting my dignity to side and screaming for help (though who would run to the aid of a naked guy wriggling around dangling helplesly i don't now), when I finaly managed to get one hand free (after about five minutes) and close to door. Whether or not anyone saw me I don't know as I was blinded by the goggles and the bright light of the booth.
Still haven't gone backin that tanning booth.
that quality 
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 14 2008 11:14:28
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Posted before, but for those that missed my most embarrasing moment; enjoy...
It was the first time i had used the stand up tanning booths in my gym. I got in and noticed there were handles at the top and some canvase loops to hold onto. Now I thought the idea was that you put your hands THROUGH the loops so you could just relax and dangle. Bit tight but got my hands through and was enjoying the warm tanning experience when... the door, which I've since learnt has a recurring dodgy catch, swung open. No problem really, until I realised I couldn't get my hands out of the straps!! So there I am, dangling naked, unable to see because of the goggles I couldn't take off, with the door wide open to the changing rooms. I really began to panic as try as I might I just could not get either of my hands out of the straps. I was on the virge of putting my dignity to side and screaming for help (though who would run to the aid of a naked guy wriggling around dangling helplesly i don't now), when I finaly managed to get one hand free (after about five minutes) and close to door. Whether or not anyone saw me I don't know as I was blinded by the goggles and the bright light of the booth.
Still haven't gone backin that tanning booth.
that is fuking hilarious lol, it would be even worse if some1 recorded it and put it on youtube lol.
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 14 2008 11:41:38
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It was the first time i had used the stand up tanning booths in my gym. I got in and noticed there were handles at the top and some canvase loops to hold onto. Now I thought the idea was that you put your hands THROUGH the loops so you could just relax and dangle. Bit tight but got my hands through and was enjoying the warm tanning experience when... the door, which I've since learnt has a recurring dodgy catch, swung open. No problem really, until I realised I couldn't get my hands out of the straps!! So there I am, dangling naked, unable to see because of the goggles I couldn't take off, with the door wide open to the changing rooms. I really began to panic as try as I might I just could not get either of my hands out of the straps. I was on the virge of putting my dignity to side and screaming for help (though who would run to the aid of a naked guy wriggling around dangling helplesly i don't now), when I finaly managed to get one hand free (after about five minutes) and close to door. Whether or not anyone saw me I don't know as I was blinded by the goggles and the bright light of the booth.
LMFAO!!! Thats the first thing to make me smile on this otherwise s*** monday morning. I did have a little story but it dont even come close to that..
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 14 2008 11:45:44
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Recently at the gym , i was benching , went for 1 rep of 80, got it down and i shouted out "i've got zero, got nothing!" every one was in stitches i found it pretty funny to be honest but embarressing.
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 14 2008 11:45:53
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Posted before, but for those that missed my most embarrasing moment; enjoy...
It was the first time i had used the stand up tanning booths in my gym. I got in and noticed there were handles at the top and some canvase loops to hold onto. Now I thought the idea was that you put your hands THROUGH the loops so you could just relax and dangle. Bit tight but got my hands through and was enjoying the warm tanning experience when... the door, which I've since learnt has a recurring dodgy catch, swung open. No problem really, until I realised I couldn't get my hands out of the straps!! So there I am, dangling naked, unable to see because of the goggles I couldn't take off, with the door wide open to the changing rooms. I really began to panic as try as I might I just could not get either of my hands out of the straps. I was on the virge of putting my dignity to side and screaming for help (though who would run to the aid of a naked guy wriggling around dangling helplesly i don't now), when I finaly managed to get one hand free (after about five minutes) and close to door. Whether or not anyone saw me I don't know as I was blinded by the goggles and the bright light of the booth.
Still haven't gone backin that tanning booth.
Must have read that 100 times and it still makes me laugh
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 14 2008 12:03:40
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Glad its cheered up some peoples Monday  .
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 14 2008 12:14:37
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LMFAO@ Total Build........well done sir.........well done indeed.
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 14 2008 12:23:44
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lol - yeah, I've always held onto the straps""
First story was nice too, always good to spread the love 
First most embarrassing one that springs to mind was a couple of years ago at the Fitness Expo, I was about to hand out goody bags to the competitors, when Dianne Youdale (sp? Jet from Gladiators) came over to hand some other things out. Just as we she saying hi, etc, I let out a really nasty guff... proper choker  
Suffice to say a moment I had dreamt about as a lad was suitably ruined...
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 14 2008 13:55:19
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after reading 2 the max,s thread it reminded me about an embarrassing situation which i thought i would share with my fellow MT folk
me and the gf in bed and me suffering a headache and we decided to go to sleep so she sets her alarm on her phone puts it under her pillow but after a bit we ended up at it, we finish and she gets a phone call of her mother demanding she goes home without "loverboy" she did and when she got their her mother told hr to listen to the answer machine and you can probably guess what happened we had leaned on her phone rang the last person in her call history (her mother) since she wasnt in it went to the answer machine.needless to say i am not very well like by her mother
post up your embarrassing moments
That is F***IN class. I hope you didn't make her scream.
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 14 2008 15:15:00
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bump for more stories
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 14 2008 15:20:03
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leerc i know this is nosey but what did the mrs's mother hear excatly? was it just grunts and moans? or was there dirty talk/spanking etc.?
this may not seem important but it will greatly determine my level of amusement.
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 14 2008 15:24:01
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leerc i know this is nosey but what did the mrs's mother hear excatly? was it just grunts and moans? or was there dirty talk/spanking etc.?
this may not seem important but it will greatly determine my level of amusement.
this i am unsure about as i didnt have the pleasure of listening to it.id imageine it would be a compilation of the mrs screaming and me huffing and puffing
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 14 2008 15:28:08
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leerc i know this is nosey but what did the mrs's mother hear excatly? was it just grunts and moans? or was there dirty talk/spanking etc.?
this may not seem important but it will greatly determine my level of amusement.
this i am unsure about as i didnt have the pleasure of listening to it.id imageine it would be a compilation of the mrs screaming and me huffing and puffing
most modest of you
i had been hoping for spanking and "who's your daddy" type dialogue to have been replayed to waiting mother lol
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 14 2008 15:30:36
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When I was younger my folks had a cleaner (one of 8 inc parents). GF was going down on me, pud in her mouth. Cleaner walked in, very embarrasing.
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 14 2008 15:32:07
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leerc i know this is nosey but what did the mrs's mother hear excatly? was it just grunts and moans? or was there dirty talk/spanking etc.?
this may not seem important but it will greatly determine my level of amusement.
this i am unsure about as i didnt have the pleasure of listening to it.id imageine it would be a compilation of the mrs screaming and me huffing and puffing
most modest of you
i had been hoping for spanking and "who's your daddy" type dialogue to have been replayed to waiting mother lol
no whos the daddy but maybe a bit of asre spanking who knows. you can image in the look on her mothers face when "you have one new message beep"
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RE: embarassing siuations - Apr. 14 2008 15:34:29
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Turning up late to a family meal, I had my excuses ready and sat down, launched in to an anecdote about how bad traffic had been etc... my mum leaned over and said "You might want to wear something with a collar if you're going to try lie to us." Massive love-bite on my neck.
Went to a friends 21st in Lancaster. Got really drunk. Had sex with her house mate, in the bathroom. Walked down stairs the next morning, into the living room. Everyone went quiet and looked at me grinning from ear to ear. Apparently this lass had told everyone in the house (20+) about our bit of bathroom fun the night before and had described me and my performance in great detail... I spent the rest of the day trying to avoid people slapping me on the back where she'd scratched me.
Got stabbed infront of hundreds of people, it was my own fault. At the summer junior national Aikido competition we did a demo for about 200 people & it started with me doing the safety talk... so I'm stood talking to all the people, with about 10 kids sat at the from just behind the ropes. And it was meant to finish we me saying 'We've been training for years to get this right...' and at that moment Luke would lunge at me with a tanto and I'd avoid and the whole demostration would begin.
Well I screwed up my line... and forgot which way to step when he stabbed! Ooops.
The weapons aren't kept sharpe, because they break/chip easily, but they were sharpe enough! It only nicked me on the chest... went in less than a centimeter and sliced through about 1.5 inches across. So not a big cut, but it bled a lot. And with me wearing a white gee the blood looked pretty bad. It was funny really, I was stood there trying to convince everyone I was ok as blood blossomed over my chest & front! I was just really embarrassed. One of the kids started to cry and everything!
There are loads more tales of my misfortune... 
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