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RE: glamour models - Apr. 19 2008 21:32:35
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if i can think up some witty piss takes id be tempted to give em a call
being as their job is to keep you on the phone i might call up and ask for their ideas for economic reform 
the answer may just be worth £1.50 a min
i do have a funny story about when my housemates got in pissed and rang them up. its long winded though, and may not come across as funny so i'll leave it.
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RE: glamour models - Apr. 19 2008 21:40:03
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I bet half of them would still do better than the current contestants on the apprentice
On that note, whats happened to big brother this year?
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RE: glamour models - Apr. 19 2008 21:53:18
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This is all down to the basic rules of science
Light is faster than sound
This is why some people appear intelligent before you hear them speak
Sorry?? Can you explain that one to me.
Anyway g2g, got a photo shoot tonite, peace.
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RE: glamour models - Apr. 19 2008 22:22:32
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someone fid the link on youtube of the scottish bloke talking filth to the phone sex line woman lol
he totally takes the p1ss
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RE: glamour models - Apr. 19 2008 23:46:34
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Well,
as someone who has been photographing them 3 or 4 times a weekly recently  a lot of the ones I have met have been really nice intelligent girls. A lot have been university students and model to make some money. I agree that some of the top ones sound bad but girls like Michelle Marsh can't help the fact that they come from Oldham, just a regional dialect.
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RE: glamour models - Apr. 19 2008 23:48:50
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This reminds me of a 6th form 'youth parliament' thing I did years ago (free buffet). We were sat there, talking about how crap our group assignment was (constitutional affairs), when in walks the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. She was just over five feet tall, very slim, delicate looking, oriental origin, gorgeous features, amazingly black curly hair, perfect skin, dark eyes that seemed to be almost all pupil, dressed in a figure hugging pair of jeans on a bum that looked like you could've bounced a coin off it (so tight & firm) and a nice top that showed off a deliciously pert cleavage...
Honestly, I've never had a 'stop & stare' moment until then... eyes fixed, brain disengaged, heart pounding, mouth watering, hearing nothing... just watching her gracefully enter the room and sit down...
Then she spoke.
Broad Lancastrian accent, voice like a fog horn.
The image shattered, I could have cried. I think I might have actually looked like someone had died because a tutor asked what was wrong, what had happened.
I spent the rest of the day grieving.
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RE: glamour models - Apr. 20 2008 2:51:13
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Actually, I find most english accents a bit of a turn on, but I suppose that is because they are foreign to me.
The only horror that springs to mind is the Leeds accent, possibly the one upside to being deaf.
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RE: glamour models - Apr. 20 2008 7:30:49
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Actually, I find most english accents a bit of a turn on, but I suppose that is because they are foreign to me.
The only horror that springs to mind is the Leeds accent, possibly the one upside to being deaf.
I actually know what you mean, I have the occasionaly lapses into 'Leedsish' that I have... I spend most of my time at work trying to perfect my radio voice with as little regional accent noticable as possible.
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RE: glamour models - Apr. 20 2008 9:37:16
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Some of you are just so horrible recently, have you nothing better to do than slate others especially when it's someone you'd probably love to spend a night with but they wouldn't look at you once let alone twice? I think you're just trying to justify to yourselves why you'd never be able to date one 
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RE: glamour models - Apr. 20 2008 9:58:11
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Agreed Kitty - i'd happily date any of them - regardless of accent
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RE: glamour models - Apr. 20 2008 10:10:38
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Agreed Kitty - i'd happily date any of them - regardless of accent
You got your own though mate 
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RE: glamour models - Apr. 20 2008 10:13:56
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Some of you are just so horrible recently, have you nothing better to do than slate others especially when it's someone you'd probably love to spend a night with but they wouldn't look at you once let alone twice? I think you're just trying to justify to yourselves why you'd never be able to date one
I think you've hit the nail on the head there Kitty !
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RE: glamour models - Apr. 20 2008 10:17:11
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Agreed Kitty - i'd happily date any of them - regardless of accent
You got your own though mate
Very true - and she just bleached her hair for the summer as well.
Papa is a happy man 
Tuesday evening we're getting her nails done and just about to order some MT2 - deep joy
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RE: glamour models - Apr. 20 2008 10:23:05
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Yeah, he's trying to make me look like an adult Barbie!!
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RE: glamour models - Apr. 20 2008 10:28:44
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Some of you are just so horrible recently, have you nothing better to do than slate others especially when it's someone you'd probably love to spend a night with but they wouldn't look at you once let alone twice? I think you're just trying to justify to yourselves why you'd never be able to date one
I think you've hit the nail on the head there Kitty !
LOL that did make me laugh
Is it totally surprising that some guys look beyond what looks someone has and states what is a major turn off to them? I guess we cant win when we get slated for going for looks only and then get slated again for showing some measure of depth when it comes to girls.
For the record i have dated some truly spectacular looking girls and i still wont go near any girl unless she has the brains to match her looks. Pure animal attraction only lasts so long in any relationship.
We cannot change what we find attractive ina partner or turn offs for that matter. As for loving to spend a night with them, i wouldnt allow myself to go to that point as i have enough self respect to stick by what i find attractive and what i want in a relationship. If i want a meaningless **** im sure there are many girls just as attractive who would be up for it, im not though
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RE: glamour models - Apr. 20 2008 11:19:34
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This reminds me of a 6th form 'youth parliament' thing I did years ago (free buffet). We were sat there, talking about how crap our group assignment was (constitutional affairs), when in walks the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. She was just over five feet tall, very slim, delicate looking, oriental origin, gorgeous features, amazingly black curly hair, perfect skin, dark eyes that seemed to be almost all pupil, dressed in a figure hugging pair of jeans on a bum that looked like you could've bounced a coin off it (so tight & firm) and a nice top that showed off a deliciously pert cleavage...
Honestly, I've never had a 'stop & stare' moment until then... eyes fixed, brain disengaged, heart pounding, mouth watering, hearing nothing... just watching her gracefully enter the room and sit down...
Then she spoke.
Broad Lancastrian accent, voice like a fog horn.
The image shattered, I could have cried. I think I might have actually looked like someone had died because a tutor asked what was wrong, what had happened.
I spent the rest of the day grieving.
LOL
When you live in Essex, you get used to that paradox unfortunately
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RE: glamour models - Apr. 20 2008 12:07:34
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filth, love it.
As above!
Lucy's has a fairly intelligent voice to be fair!
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RE: glamour models - Apr. 20 2008 12:18:14
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Is it totally surprising that some guys look beyond what looks someone has and states what is a major turn off to them? I guess we cant win when we get slated for going for looks only and then get slated again for showing some measure of depth when it comes to girls.
You don't think that someone is showing a measure of depth if they take accent into account do you 
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RE: glamour models - Apr. 20 2008 12:20:05
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Is it totally surprising that some guys look beyond what looks someone has and states what is a major turn off to them? I guess we cant win when we get slated for going for looks only and then get slated again for showing some measure of depth when it comes to girls.
You don't think that someone is showing a measure of depth if they take accent into account do you
Why not? I find french and russian accents a major turn on. If i hear them speak like a modern day chav then that to me is a total turn off. Its also about the way someone speaks too and the way they present themselves as well as the measure of their vocabulary and the eloquence of the spoken word.
Someones voice does not change from day to day whereas the way they physically look can. Without makeup and studio effects most of these pinups look rather average from what i have seen.
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RE: glamour models - Apr. 20 2008 12:32:32
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Some of you are just so horrible recently, have you nothing better to do than slate others especially when it's someone you'd probably love to spend a night with but they wouldn't look at you once let alone twice? I think you're just trying to justify to yourselves why you'd never be able to date one
Naerly every bloke i know does exactly this. Some of my friends, although i love em like brothers, arent the best looking chaps on the planet. Yet they often make comments like 'Oh no i wouldnt ask her out, boobs are too big and fake' and 'No shes not my type, arse is too big'. One even made a comment about surgery scars from a boob job being a turn off, which i found amusing because i happen to know hes never so much as been in the presence of a naked women!
In actual fact these are very good looking women. I think its just their way to make excuses as to why they are still single and/or have only been with women which werent very attractive. Some even do it because they may feel insecure, knowing a women that attractive wouldnt ever give them a chance. Its all quite common, I see it every day. Mind you, ive seen a fair share of women do exactly the same thing.
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