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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 22 2008 14:42:19
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Just out of interest, was your profile freindly and unpretentious? Or did you have one of those ones that lists explicitly what you don't want and had all manner of demands for your male courtier?
Absolutely so, I think it was friendly and open. I didn't make any sort of demands on there at all, or lists of 'requirements'....as I know when I see that sort of thing on men's profiles it puts me right off 
lol that would of been fun to meet you on there haha, wouldnt mind hitting on you myself  
Actually .... somebody on here DID recognise me and messaged me on there to tell me so. Gahhhhhhh! lol
cool who was it? ive seen some italian bodybuilding chick on there, she says she wants to meet everyone that bodybuilds and the bigger they are the better, isnt there a italian chick on here?
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 22 2008 14:46:03
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Just out of interest, was your profile freindly and unpretentious? Or did you have one of those ones that lists explicitly what you don't want and had all manner of demands for your male courtier?
Absolutely so, I think it was friendly and open. I didn't make any sort of demands on there at all, or lists of 'requirements'....as I know when I see that sort of thing on men's profiles it puts me right off
Can't see why you would need such a site RHF, surely you're beating them off with a ****ty stick?
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 22 2008 14:47:48
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What's the point in these sites guys??
To hookup etc...
Never took an interest in them TBH
i darnt mick,i keep having a think and then just keep about getting myself back into decent nick and flexing for all im worth and wiggling my arse about until i get some.
EDIT-female dancing with me lmao,that looked gay as ****.
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 22 2008 14:48:38
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So did anyone manage to get some 'fun' out of it?
Considering they were all mingers?
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 22 2008 14:50:12
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I thought this was funny:
I took debating from OJ
The things I like best about myself are my sense of humor, my creativity, and my overall sensuality.
The things I like best about myself are my utter intolerance for viewpoints that are not my own, my fascination with butane, and the rate at which my cleft lip is healing. That sure makes debating fun!
I am a very diverse person
What the hell does that mean? Are you bi-directional? Bi-polar? Just another idiot that spouts the standard multicultural pablum?
my best friends are those who can keep up with my interests:
So much for you being diverse. My best friends are serving 10 to Life in Turkish prisons. But enough about me.
shouting my head off at a football game,
Well, I see that you are cultured and refined! LOL! ROTFL!!
dancing the night away,
What is this, a fcuking Van Halen song?
meeting up at an art museum,
Boy, you're really are settin'em up and knockin'em out. So you just meet up there, you don't actually do anything at the art museum?
or crashing on the couch for a Simpsons marathon.
Alright, so you have one redeeming quality. And my cat's breath smells like cat food.
I am also very opinionated and nothing gets me hotter than a man who can really debate with me.
You must be a real fire-cracker in bed; I know nothing get me hotter than Cross-Fire. I know after I yell at my partner I want nothing more than to bury it to the hilt in her.
I am looking for someone to talk to, to hang out with, to laugh with, maybe more...
Sometimes when I can't sleep, I tap my "Gary."
If you like what you see, *and I can't see why you wouldn't*, write back!
Gary Rosenstein
PS-How do you feel about buggery?
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 22 2008 14:54:57
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I can't remember who it was, it was ages ago and not a well known member on here. Anyway we had a laugh about it
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 22 2008 14:55:22
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I thought this was funny:
I took debating from OJ
The things I like best about myself are my sense of humor, my creativity, and my overall sensuality.
The things I like best about myself are my utter intolerance for viewpoints that are not my own, my fascination with butane, and the rate at which my cleft lip is healing. That sure makes debating fun!
I am a very diverse person
What the hell does that mean? Are you bi-directional? Bi-polar? Just another idiot that spouts the standard multicultural pablum?
my best friends are those who can keep up with my interests:
So much for you being diverse. My best friends are serving 10 to Life in Turkish prisons. But enough about me.
shouting my head off at a football game,
Well, I see that you are cultured and refined! LOL! ROTFL!!
dancing the night away,
What is this, a fcuking Van Halen song?
meeting up at an art museum,
Boy, you're really are settin'em up and knockin'em out. So you just meet up there, you don't actually do anything at the art museum?
or crashing on the couch for a Simpsons marathon.
Alright, so you have one redeeming quality. And my cat's breath smells like cat food.
I am also very opinionated and nothing gets me hotter than a man who can really debate with me.
You must be a real fire-cracker in bed; I know nothing get me hotter than Cross-Fire. I know after I yell at my partner I want nothing more than to bury it to the hilt in her.
I am looking for someone to talk to, to hang out with, to laugh with, maybe more...
Sometimes when I can't sleep, I tap my "Gary."
If you like what you see, *and I can't see why you wouldn't*, write back!
Gary Rosenstein
PS-How do you feel about buggery?
edit in case its someone on here ha.
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 22 2008 14:55:29
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I can't remember who it was, it was ages ago and not a well known member on here. Anyway we had a laugh about it
cool, so are you looking to hang out still 
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 22 2008 14:57:05
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I can't remember who it was, it was ages ago and not a well known member on here. Anyway we had a laugh about it
cool, so are you looking to hang out still
No. I have given up on men sorry
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 22 2008 15:08:04
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Another internet dating site reply:
HI HOTTIE GUY'S!!! Hotttt guys out their email me. My name is Brooke and I'am in collge.
So are the misspellings on purpose, or can you possibly be this stupid? Drunk maybe? Help me out.
I'am sweet and smart and sexy.
And you're also great at grammar and spelling!! Is "I'am" in Strunk and White? Do you even know what Strunk and White is? Do you know what "and" is?
I love potrey,
Is this "poetry" or "pottery?" Do you even know? If it's the former (do you know what "the former" means?), I'll give you bright and shiny trinkets if you can name two poets aside from Dr. Seuss and Andrew Dice Clay.
looking up at the stars on a nihght time,
Spend a lot of time on your back? SNAP, that one hurt!
Also, cows.
This really seals it for me. I'M IN LOVE!!!
EMAIL ME!! HEE HEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Love, Brooke
Is this how they talk where you come from? Do you know what "talk" means?
Hugs and kisses,
Gary
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 22 2008 15:13:26
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looking up at the stars on a nihght time,
Spend a lot of time on your back? SNAP, that one hurt!
Lol - burn
@ Mick - it's just another social medium to meet people on i suppose.
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 22 2008 15:23:52
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AK - check your journal
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 22 2008 15:33:16
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This was brilliant, god bless the internet. When someone comes across like this, just how do you respond?:
Cowgirl has obviously never been to Texas
Is a tattoo snob. Owns too many pairs of sneakers.
Cannot write complete sentences. Speaks in third person for no reason. Pretentious.
Likes animals better than people.
Shows possible detachment disorder and lack of grounding in reality. Shows psychological profile similar to many serial killers.
Draws comics involving breakdancing dogs.
Likes to engage in activities with no commercial or artistic value. Casts serious doubt upon "chemical virgin" assertion (see below).
Hurts herself on inanimate objects.
This one is too easy. It'd be like kicking a cripple.
Prays when she sees roadkill.
Mind is so open her brain leaked out. Doesn't realize that death is a part of life.
Takes part in spitting and belching contests.
Is refined, cultured and debonair. Was Cotillion Queen.
Thinks Chuck Berry is the purest sound of rock and roll.
Has obviously never heard "My Ding-A-Ling." Repeatedly makes poorly thought-out statements.
Forgets to wear deodorant.
Not going to touch this. Or her. Just like all the men she meets. Which is why she is posting on an internet personals site.
Is sick of city-living.
Explains why she resides in bucolic Cambridge, Mass. Likes to complain. Dislikes taking action. Consistent with praying for dead roadside vermin.
Collects bric-a-brac.
Is an over-glorified packrat. Shares a hobby with Sanford and Son.
Decorates people's houses for a living.
Breaks into homes of vacationing petty bourgeoisie and “rearranges” possessions. As signature, leaves assorted "bric-a-brac."
Hasn't seen a dentist in awhile.
Explains why she is desperately groping about for a man on an internet dating site (see also: deodorant comment above).
Looks eternally 17.
Has a problem with self-delusion. Owns no mirrors.
Has been in fist-fights.
Enjoys getting in touch with her feminine side. Plays well with others. Finds socially acceptable ways to deal with her anger.
Dreams of owning a chinchilla ranch.
Really reaches for the stars. Doesn't realize that this is a major source of roadkill in three southern states.
Is afraid of republicans.
Doesn't like money or wealth. Sensing conflict with dreams of living in rustic setting and owning things, e.g. a chincilla ranch. Lives in Cambridge. Has never actually met a "Republican." (Seeing Alan Keyes on TV does not count).
Is a chemical virgin.
Riiiight.
Finds drag queens obnoxious.
Is threatened by "women" hotter than her.
Reads fashion magazines and doesn't feel like turd afterwards.
Apparently considers "Street Wise" a fashion magazine. Or has a very skewed self-image.
Is 50% queer.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with this one. But sensing conflict with annoyance with drag queens.
Only runs if she's being chased.
Doesn't get chased. Unless muggers count. Explains presence on blinddate.com.
Writes poetry that doesn't involve flowers or the ocean.
Writes crappy post-modern poetry that not even Allen Ginsburg would pretend to like. Has to make it dark so that otherwise equally untalented friends will not say that it sucks. "Oh, life is dark. So dark. A crow calls. Black. It's morning in America." See, we have so much in common!! LOL!!!
Avidly against pornography.
Sensing conflict between this and 50% queer statement. Apparently will not be thrilled by my collection of "Facial Cum Shot" videos.
Can pee standing up.
Tries and fails to break laws of nature, then lies about results. Or is possibly a hermaphrodite.
Likes fearful conversation.
Makes no sense. Writes in non-sequiturs.
Thinks 3rd wave feminism is a cop out.
Wastes time reading stupid and irrelevant social philosophy. Along with most literati, hasn't realized that Marx was wrong about everything. Still waiting for the revolution to come.
Swears like a sailor.
Has limited vocabulary and must rely upon words like "****" that can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, or adverb.
Is emotionally available.
Is lonely and desperate. Will attach to anything that shows any interest. See also "dreams of chinchilla ranch."
Has a vast collection of hair care products.
Has vast collection of hair care products? Apparently vast because they have never been put to use.
Buys on a whim.
Has no discipline and lets simple, primal impulses rule her decision making. Sensing odd simultaneous conflict and synergy between this and dislike of money.
Cowgirl says, "Listen up, Partner": Don't write to me if:
* You are looking for a quick wife.
READ: "I may be a spitting, belching, 50% queer woman who regularly gets in fights, doesn't use deodorant and has bad teeth, and it takes a while to get to know me . . . but once you get to know me, you'll be hooked!!!!!!!!!!!!"
* You are interested in experimenting with perverse acts.
READ: "You wish to engage in acts that "open-minded cowgirl" deems to be perverse, i.e., other 50% Queer persons need not apply." But see "fears Republicans." (OK, that was low. There is nothing perverse about lesbianism. As long as I get to be involved).
* You are a Marine.
READ: "You are someone who protects my ability to spout pretentious **** on the internet. Because when the Nigeria Army overruns our defenseless country, I'm sure they'll put a stop to that darned 3rd wave feminism."
* You want to tell me I look like Sharon Stone.
READ: "The only reason anyone has ever told me this was to get in my pants. Those people should be disemboweled."
* You are butt ugly.
READ: "If you're better looking that George Muhresan, drop me a line! "
* You want to tell me about your exciting life as a computer programmer.
READ: "I will bore you to tears with my bric-a-brac hobby and dreams of running a chincilla ranch. So you will need to be interesting to balance out the relationship."
Hugs, not drugs,
Gary
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 22 2008 15:58:51
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my mate is on plentyoffish.com - he's been on about a year and had over 20 casual flings from it.
i keep meaning to join up, especially as i have a lot of test in me at the moment!
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 22 2008 16:58:21
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Does he just meet up with them and then sleep with them straight away?
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 22 2008 17:07:08
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Does he just meet up with them and then sleep with them straight away?
in a nutshell yeah.
he says it goes:
messaage on PoF
swap msn addy
swap mobile numbers
talk on phone
meet up
fill his boots
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 22 2008 17:28:16
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Does he just meet up with them and then sleep with them straight away?
in a nutshell yeah.
he says it goes:
messaage on PoF
swap msn addy
swap mobile numbers
talk on phone
meet up
fill his boots
Yep. That's about how it goes, lol.
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 22 2008 17:32:24
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cool who was it? ive seen some italian bodybuilding chick on there, she says she wants to meet everyone that bodybuilds and the bigger they are the better, isnt there a italian chick on here?
lol - you mean YIB??? I'd speak to Drab first...
Have to say, to those above who do the whole meet up, fill yer boots, whatever... never understood that! Guess I'm just old fashioned when it comes to relationships - shagging around was never my scene at all.
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 22 2008 17:37:49
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cool who was it? ive seen some italian bodybuilding chick on there, she says she wants to meet everyone that bodybuilds and the bigger they are the better, isnt there a italian chick on here?
lol - you mean YIB??? I'd speak to Drab first...
Have to say, to those above who do the whole meet up, fill yer boots, whatever... never understood that! Guess I'm just old fashioned when it comes to relationships - shagging around was never my scene at all.
lol i dont know if its YIB got a pic of her? i didnt say she was from this site but i thought it was a coincedence, i take it drab and YIB are a couple lol guess its not her then (i hope)
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 22 2008 18:01:14
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met my gf there
players paradise
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