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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 24 2008 13:18:33
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T_Dawg Jack
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This is probably the worst thing I've ever seen on the internet.
I'm really tempted to give her a piece of my mind. What a bitch.
http://www.faceparty.com/trashbagcouture?keywords=profoundly
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 24 2008 13:25:33
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'looking for a badboy'
First Date:
Getting to know the person am with over a drink or a meal to start with, then maybe if things are going good we go and do something fun and that could give us a rush.
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 24 2008 13:26:59
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ORIGINAL: T_Dawg Jack
This is probably the worst thing I've ever seen on the internet.
I'm really tempted to give her a piece of my mind. What a bitch.
http://www.faceparty.com/trashbagcouture?keywords=profoundly
no comment 
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 24 2008 13:28:41
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lol, no pic just a couple sentences so i can browse.
tbh im not sure its worth it, and plus ive found some female friends on there so they would easily find me
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 24 2008 13:34:07
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Fair enough!
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 24 2008 13:36:52
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Job hunt going well then i presume Swift?
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 24 2008 13:38:07
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T_Dawg Jack
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ORIGINAL: T_Dawg Jack
This is probably the worst thing I've ever seen on the internet.
I'm really tempted to give her a piece of my mind. What a bitch.
http://www.faceparty.com/trashbagcouture?keywords=profoundly
no comment
Don't worry, she's gonna get it!.
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 24 2008 13:39:23
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Job hunt going well then i presume Swift?
mwahahahahaha
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 24 2008 13:47:36
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I wish I knew about this site in my single days, there are some real stunners from around my way.
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 24 2008 14:28:58
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Okay I singled out 'trashbag_couture' earlier in this thread, having nearly vomited upon seeing her profile whilst cruising faceparty.
http://www.faceparty.com/trashbagcouture?keywords=profoundly
I was both shock and dismayed that delusional hubris could manifest itslef so prominantly.
Let's take a closer look at what she has to say shall we?
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I am Katy. I live in Glastonbury, Somerset, its very plain. I am a gargantuan fan of Motley Crue & extensively enjoy Russian duo, t.A.T.u. I adore the literary prowess of James St James & the cold side of the pillow. I occasionally come across as a pretentious, arrogant bitch - mainly because I am. Due to this I have generated somewhat of a reputation. I have a deep love for Fashion. Tommy Lee & Sean Gilder get my juices flowing. Metal, Hardcore (hXc) and techno are my overall musical preferences. I currently sport 10 piercing & an array of tattoos - I plan to be tattooed almost everywhere. In September I began training to become a Hairdresser - however I do have a brain thank you. I am a size 22, people need to stop worrying themselves over this more than I do. I have a vile sense of humour. Its likely I wear more makeup than you own.
I mean who the fcuk do these people think they are. They’re teenagers, have accomplished fcuk all in their lives, yet want to be lavishly paid attention like the world owes it to them.
Not to what she looks like:
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At the very least you’ed expect super-model worthy looks. I’m talking 9/9.5 on the looks scale. Then at the very least that above diatribe might have been somewhat excusable. However when this popped up on my screen, I almost went into anaphylactic shock.
My gawd.
Anyways I think trashbag couture needs to be shown a piece of humility. So I geniously deconstructed her profile and translated what she’s really saying.
I am Katy. I live in Glastonbury, Somerset, its very plain.
I am a gargantuan fan of Motley Crue & extensively enjoy Russian duo, t.A.T.u.
So your into appaling glam rock bands and lesbo gimmick euro pop. How refined.
I adore the literary prowess of James St James
I guess prowess is a fairly subjective term. Anyone who’s impressed by that insidious ego-driven bile must have the intellectual capacity of an aborted fetus. Case in point: You.
I occasionally come across as a pretentious, arrogant bitch
You forgot trite, insufferable and puke-worthy.
- mainly because I am.
Well at least you admit it, but please, get the fcuk over yourself
Due to this I have generated somewhat of a reputation.
Would this ‘reputuation’ be where people leave the room and avoid you like the plague? Cos that’s the subtle vibe you give off.
I have a deep love for Fashion.
I can assure that fashion has a ‘deep’ love for you also. A ‘deep’, tearing, seam- strectching, button bursting love. So deep…so deep….
Tommy Lee & Sean Gilder get my juices flowing.
That’s too easy. It would be like kicking a cripple.
Metal, Hardcore (hXc) and techno are my overall musical preferences.
I thought you were into the crew and lesbians in the rain?. Why do I get the feeling your musical repertoire dosent extend beyond whatever everyone else tells you to like?.
I currently sport 10 piercing & an array of tattoos - I plan to be tattooed almost everywhere.
I guess the obvious progression is to ram a foot long steel spike through your frontal lobe and cut off a limb. Being a drooling, retarded amputee is certain to give you the attention that you so desperately crave.
In September I began training to become a Hairdresser
They’re going to trust someone like yourself with scissors? seriously?.
- however I do have a brain thank you.
Yeah, you're right. You have us totally convinced in that department.
I am a size 22, people need to stop worrying themselves over this more than I do.
Well apart from you elephantine proportions, what do you expect people to comment on? You're award winning personality and apparent cheese burger addiction?
I have a vile sense of humour.
Well I see the vile……Nope sorry, cant detect the humor.
Its likely I wear more makeup than you own.
LOL is that something to be proud of? You need THAT much?.
FIN
And there we have it.
I do realise that I'm probably going to become the most hated person on MT. But bollocks to it. Someone has to step up eventually.
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 24 2008 14:34:16
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talk about sitting on the fence T_dawg 
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 24 2008 14:40:40
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http://www.plentyoffish.com/member4858753.htm
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 24 2008 15:08:14
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Oh godddddddddddddddd.
I'm getting my profile back up on there - having seen the "competition" 
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 24 2008 15:14:18
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RedhotF whats your type? 
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 24 2008 15:21:53
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RedhotF whats your type?
I don't know. Perhaps that's my problem! 
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RE: Plentyoffish.com - Apr. 24 2008 15:36:12
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T Dawg - that is amazing!
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