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ORIGINAL: RedHotF

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ORIGINAL: swift
RedhotF whats your type?

I don't know. Perhaps that's my problem!

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ORIGINAL: RedHotF

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ORIGINAL: swift

RedhotF whats your type?

I don't know. Perhaps that's my problem!

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ORIGINAL: T_Dawg Jack

Okay I singled out 'trashbag_couture' earlier in this thread, having nearly vomited upon seeing her profile whilst cruising faceparty.

http://www.faceparty.com/trashbagcouture?keywords=profoundly

I was both shock and dismayed that delusional hubris could manifest itslef so prominantly.

Let's take a closer look at what she has to say shall we?

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I am Katy. I live in Glastonbury, Somerset, its very plain. I am a gargantuan fan of Motley Crue & extensively enjoy Russian duo, t.A.T.u. I adore the literary prowess of James St James & the cold side of the pillow. I occasionally come across as a pretentious, arrogant bitch - mainly because I am. Due to this I have generated somewhat of a reputation. I have a deep love for Fashion. Tommy Lee & Sean Gilder get my juices flowing. Metal, Hardcore (hXc) and techno are my overall musical preferences. I currently sport 10 piercing & an array of tattoos - I plan to be tattooed almost everywhere. In September I began training to become a Hairdresser - however I do have a brain thank you. I am a size 22, people need to stop worrying themselves over this more than I do. I have a vile sense of humour. Its likely I wear more makeup than you own.

I mean who the fcuk do these people think they are. They’re teenagers, have accomplished fcuk all in their lives, yet want to be lavishly paid attention like the world owes it to them.

Not to what she looks like:

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At the very least you’ed expect super-model worthy looks. I’m talking 9/9.5 on the looks scale. Then at the very least that above diatribe might have been somewhat excusable. However when this popped up on my screen, I almost went into anaphylactic shock.

My gawd.

Anyways I think trashbag couture needs to be shown a piece of humility. So I geniously deconstructed her profile and translated what she’s really saying.

I am Katy. I live in Glastonbury, Somerset, its very plain.
I am a gargantuan fan of Motley Crue & extensively enjoy Russian duo, t.A.T.u.

So your into appaling glam rock bands and lesbo gimmick euro pop. How refined.

I adore the literary prowess of James St James

I guess prowess is a fairly subjective term. Anyone who’s impressed by that insidious ego-driven bile must have the intellectual capacity of an aborted fetus. Case in point: You.

I occasionally come across as a pretentious, arrogant bitch

You forgot trite, insufferable and puke-worthy.


- mainly because I am.

Well at least you admit it, but please, get the fcuk over yourself

Due to this I have generated somewhat of a reputation.

Would this ‘reputuation’ be where people leave the room and avoid you like the plague? Cos that’s the subtle vibe you give off.

I have a deep love for Fashion.

I can assure that fashion has a ‘deep’ love for you also. A ‘deep’, tearing, seam- strectching, button bursting love. So deep…so deep….

Tommy Lee & Sean Gilder get my juices flowing.

That’s too easy. It would be like kicking a cripple.

Metal, Hardcore (hXc) and techno are my overall musical preferences.

I thought you were into the crew and lesbians in the rain?. Why do I get the feeling your musical repertoire dosent extend beyond whatever everyone else tells you to like?.

I currently sport 10 piercing & an array of tattoos - I plan to be tattooed almost everywhere.

I guess the obvious progression is to ram a foot long steel spike through your frontal lobe and cut off a limb. Being a drooling, retarded amputee is certain to give you the attention that you so desperately crave.

In September I began training to become a Hairdresser

They’re going to trust someone like yourself with scissors? seriously?.

- however I do have a brain thank you.

Yeah, you're right. You have us totally convinced in that department.

I am a size 22, people need to stop worrying themselves over this more than I do.

Well apart from you elephantine proportions, what do you expect people to comment on? You're award winning personality and apparent cheese burger addiction?

I have a vile sense of humour.

Well I see the vile……Nope sorry, cant detect the humor.

Its likely I wear more makeup than you own.

LOL is that something to be proud of? You need THAT much?.

FIN

And there we have it.




I do realise that I'm probably going to become the most hated person on MT. But bollocks to it. Someone has to step up eventually.

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ORIGINAL: BencherRdg

i got talking to a bird on plentyoffish.com (or rather got "talking" to me about a month ago, speaking to her now on msn, not met her yet, shes in durham. she only 20 though. Fit. I might take a trip up there in a few weeks

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ORIGINAL: Faux Real

Hows it going on plentyoffish? Met any crackers yet?

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ORIGINAL: Faux Real

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ORIGINAL: BencherRdg

i got talking to a bird on plentyoffish.com (or rather got "talking" to me about a month ago, speaking to her now on msn, not met her yet, shes in durham. she only 20 though. Fit. I might take a trip up there in a few weeks

Sounds good.

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ORIGINAL: 2 the max
About Me
i like good looking lads that are up for great sex and no jerks i dont like gingers or mouthy just lookin for intimate only no strings only meet certain days but i think i can make arrangements you have to be able to please me 18 to 30 only

First Date
meet up go sumwhere and get straight down to sex and fn kinky stuff like handcuffs and whipped cream

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ORIGINAL: 2 the max

jesus


About Me
i like good looking lads that are up for great sex and no jerks i dont like gingers or mouthy just lookin for intimate only no strings only meet certain days but i think i can make arrangements you have to be able to please me 18 to 30 only

First Date
meet up go sumwhere and get straight down to sex and fn kinky stuff like handcuffs and whipped cream

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ORIGINAL: swift


got hold of some GHB ill keep you posted

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ORIGINAL: Big D

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ORIGINAL: swift


got hold of some GHB ill keep you posted

LOL

"s'cuse me luv, does this rag smell of chlroform?"

zoosk is good, i've met a few off there. one i really like too, met a bunny boiler too she said she could fall in love with me before i met her, i met her to try and change her mind, didnt work, she's persistent!

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ORIGINAL: Big D

i can be your type if you want?

the only thing with zoosk is i seem to attract older women, most of whom want a relationship. the younger one's (18-22) are hard work, boring and pretty vacant between the ears, although much easier to convince seeing the new colour you've painted your ceiling is a treat for them

as a rule, its usually cinema with the young one's (dont forget the popcorn/haribo trick ) that way you dont have to listen to them talk sh1t for too long and drink in a quiet bar that serves food with the older one's.

hmm i sound shallow dont i?

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ORIGINAL: RedHotF

Oh godddddddddddddddd.

I'm getting my profile back up on there - having seen the "competition"

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ORIGINAL: Roots

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ORIGINAL: 2 the max
About Me
i like good looking lads that are up for great sex and no jerks i dont like gingers or mouthy just lookin for intimate only no strings only meet certain days but i think i can make arrangements you have to be able to please me 18 to 30 only

First Date
meet up go sumwhere and get straight down to sex and fn kinky stuff like handcuffs and whipped cream

my new sig.