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RE: 'Sex pest' seal attacks penguin - May 4 2008 13:45:59
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boar
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I think all of us , at some time have though about trying to have sex with a king penguin , its all down to mood and wether the zookeeper is on his dinner break.
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RE: 'Sex pest' seal attacks penguin - May 4 2008 13:51:24
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My thoughts are with the penguin who will probably be mentally scarred for the rest of it's life.
And I hope they catch the seal scum who did this, hanging is too good for them I say.
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RE: 'Sex pest' seal attacks penguin - May 4 2008 13:52:49
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The seal then alternated between resting on the penguin, and thrusting its pelvis, trying to insert itself, unsuccessfully.
After 45 minutes the seal gave up, swam into the water and then completely ignored the bird it had just assaulted
let's be honest, we've all done this at some point in our lives 
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RE: 'Sex pest' seal attacks penguin - May 4 2008 13:53:19
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CheekyChappie
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PMSL@Ridley Rockets!
Obviously Heidi Klum can't keep her man happy!
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RE: 'Sex pest' seal attacks penguin - May 4 2008 13:53:50
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boar
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did you not see how that filthy little king penguin was dressed ?!??!
not that im saying he deserved it , but still , im only human ,with human needs.
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RE: 'Sex pest' seal attacks penguin - May 4 2008 14:08:04
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"Chinstrap penguins occasionally indulge in homosexual behaviour, and adelie penguins sometimes "prostitute" themselves to get stones for nest-building."
This article is a classic!
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RE: 'Sex pest' seal attacks penguin - May 4 2008 14:18:39
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The Penguin has suffered a traumatic experience I will notify a rape crisis centre.
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