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RE: weird dreams - May 7 2008 18:17:32
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JohnKerr2
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Two mornings ago I had a dream that I was in possession of a kettle filled with Irn Bru. The Irn Bru was a special variety made to be extra fizzy. I had to carry the kettle of Irn Bru everywhere I went, but I was getting anxious that the pressure of the gas was going to build up too high and cause it to explode. Also, I was being made to run across rocky terrain and this was agitating the kettle. From time to time I'd unscrew the release valve built into the kettle but this just caused the Irn Bru to fizz up to much and start spurting out and I had to tighten it again before much pressure could be released.
I later woke up and pushed out a fart that lasted about forty-five seconds.
Then I went back to sleep.
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RE: weird dreams - May 7 2008 18:42:09
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I once dreamed that we live in a world where women wore lycra bodysuits all the time and that if a woman fell down a hole that'd you had dug in the ground, then she was your property. JCB's were expensive.
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RE: weird dreams - May 7 2008 18:59:38
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I won £75 in a dream the other night and woke up to tell her how I was taking her out and it was my treat, much argument ensued when my wallet was actually empty
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RE: weird dreams - May 7 2008 19:01:00
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i recently had a dream that the london eye tipped over and squashed people
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RE: weird dreams - May 7 2008 23:47:11
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i recently had a dream that the london eye tipped over and squashed people
You wanna be careful posting things like that on t'internet. You'll have special branch around. "In court today the suspect said it was his dream to tip the london eye over on top of people".
One third what you say, two thirds how you say it.....
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RE: weird dreams - May 8 2008 1:50:54
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Had this dream last night were I wasn't single anymore-I was married had two kids, two cars and a Fckin huge mortgage and was a complete slave to my job..................woke up and it was true  
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