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RE: I Need Jokes for a Speech - May 8 2008 16:16:14
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ORIGINAL: spider-man
On the reverse side of the cards that you'll be reading from, have written in bold letters "NERVOUS WRECK!"
or a picture of a c0ck or t1ts 
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RE: I Need Jokes for a Speech - May 8 2008 16:21:22
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I used the old " I was a bit nervous when asked to be best man so I turned like we all do to the internet for help. But after putting best man in to a search I only came back with dodgy porn sites. After looking at them for a couple of days VERY VERY HARD I could find no help"
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RE: I Need Jokes for a Speech - May 8 2008 16:29:25
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That's good - I like it. I'll follow it with:
"Anyways, I will press on with the speech that I have spent many sleepless afternoons at work worrying about."
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RE: I Need Jokes for a Speech - May 8 2008 19:58:39
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a beauty i v used before is " its been an emotional day , even the cakes in tiers ." Goes down a treat 
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RE: I Need Jokes for a Speech - May 8 2008 20:01:50
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RE: I Need Jokes for a Speech - May 9 2008 15:52:12
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Have many weddings have you been to?
How often did you hear the best man use the same material/jokes?
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RE: I Need Jokes for a Speech - May 15 2008 13:42:34
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Last call for jokes...please...
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RE: I Need Jokes for a Speech - May 15 2008 14:08:47
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How about throwing this in somewhere..
Scientist have discovered food that lowers a woman's labido.... It's called wedding cake!!
This is a joke by the was before i get flammed.. 
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RE: I Need Jokes for a Speech - May 18 2008 19:13:28
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Did the speech and it went down pretty well.
Was ****ting myself before I got up but then once you get going adrenaline takes over.
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RE: I Need Jokes for a Speech - May 18 2008 19:21:36
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so what jokes did you use in the end?
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RE: I Need Jokes for a Speech - May 19 2008 10:24:23
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Nothing topical I'm afraid.
Just a bit of blue for the Dad's, which didnt go down too well with the father and mother of the bride but everyone else was laughing.
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