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problem with my big-fat-blue-viened-throbbing-stonker
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20 June 2008 23:38
I'm in the middle of a steroid treatment of sustanon (500/week) and for reasons unknown, for the last 2 weeks my dick has stank. I'm sure you're probably all pissing yourselves at this point, but please keep an open mind. I've had the same girl for a little while now, on and off 3 months, but I have had a couple of 'less than reputeable ladies' recently. I was a little concerned with one slag I had about 2 weeks ago, who is known to put it about a bit, but I strapped- so this is unlikely to be the cause. Anyway, i'm doing everything I can to keep my manhood clean, but it's not helping much with the smell (which is 10X worse straight after sex) My girlfriend says that my cum even tastes worse and won't give me head anymore. Even when she plays around with it during forelpay it's smelling. This is really becoming a royal pain in the arse because my girlfriend has quite a sex drive, and i'm on cycle atm and mine is through the roof- and she wants it less and less because of the smell. I've been on for a while now- month or 2, diet hasn't changed much- except I am on more protien than I used to be ( I have probably another 4-5 scoops ON Whey/day) But, meat patatoes veg and fruit quite standard diet, and while the protien always makes farts stnk worse, I didnt think this applied to the other side of between my legs. Right now, if anyone has got the self control not to take the piss, but to answer my post with the point in mind I'd appreciate it. Has anyone else had this on sus? any cure? I don't think it has anything to do with the recent whore-for-free, but I'm not ruling it out. HELP, my penis will thank you!
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RE: problem with my big-fat-blue-viened-throbbing-stonker
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20 June 2008 23:41
Well first off, it does sound like some sort of infection to be honest, ie bacteria causing the smell. I'd go get a check at the docs for the usual suspects first. Cant say gear affects me in any way like that atall, apart from maybe making my piss a bit iffy sometimes if I'm on strong orals.
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RE: problem with my big-fat-blue-viened-throbbing-stonker
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20 June 2008 23:42
Sounds like the Clap mate
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RE: problem with my big-fat-blue-viened-throbbing-stonker
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20 June 2008 23:43
Did your parents never show you how to clean yourself? Stupid post go to fecking doctor then you prat.
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RE: problem with my big-fat-blue-viened-throbbing-stonker
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20 June 2008 23:44
G U M CLINIC ASAP
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RE: problem with my big-fat-blue-viened-throbbing-stonker
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20 June 2008 23:47
On a serious note Steve, have you tried a google search with your symptoms?
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20 June 2008 23:47
I really doubt it's an STD, I did have a conny when I picked up the slag the other week, and if it were an infection surely you'd be able to see something. If this is an STD I'd be absolutely ****ed, if my girlfriend found out. I found that most gear makes my piss smell worse, dbol, test, dnp etc so that's why I'm thinking it could be the gear. I really don't fancy going to the quack and saying "have a sniff of this mate...Yeh that'll put some hair on your chest!"lol has test efected the smell of your piss?
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20 June 2008 23:48
ORIGINAL: releaseyourself On a serious note Steve, have you tried a google search with your symptoms? didn't get much joy on the net. thought I would best off asking you lot as I think i may be the gear.
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20 June 2008 23:51
The chances of it being the gear,slim,the chances of you having a STI,not so slim,as above GUM mate,its only a little poke they give you twice...
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20 June 2008 23:51
ORIGINAL: steve124149 I really doubt it's an STD, I did have a conny when I picked up the slag the other week, and if it were an infection surely you'd be able to see something. If this is an STD I'd be absolutely ****ed, if my girlfriend found out. I found that most gear makes my piss smell worse, dbol, test, dnp etc so that's why I'm thinking it could be the gear. I really don't fancy going to the quack and saying "have a sniff of this mate...Yeh that'll put some hair on your chest!"lol has test efected the smell of your piss? You cant always see Sti's mate, Chylamidia is virtually symptomless in men, apart from maybe the odd smelly penis Also, you use DNP ??
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20 June 2008 23:57
ORIGINAL: TrentReznik The chances of it being the gear,slim,the chances of you having a STI,not so slim,as above GUM mate,its only a little poke they give you twice... Little Poke? It has got better over the years, my first one was an umbrella opening up then being yanked out, but even now it's not plesant. I do sincerley think the odds of it being an std are low given I was protected, you say slim odds of it being gear- is there a chance that it is though, or have you or anyone you know had this on gear?
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21 June 2008 00:00
ORIGINAL: SiphaSi ORIGINAL: steve124149 I really doubt it's an STD, I did have a conny when I picked up the slag the other week, and if it were an infection surely you'd be able to see something. If this is an STD I'd be absolutely ****ed, if my girlfriend found out. I found that most gear makes my piss smell worse, dbol, test, dnp etc so that's why I'm thinking it could be the gear. I really don't fancy going to the quack and saying "have a sniff of this mate...Yeh that'll put some hair on your chest!"lol has test efected the smell of your piss? You cant always see Sti's mate, Chylamidia is virtually symptomless in men, apart from maybe the odd smelly penis Also, you use DNP ?? looooooooooooool. It's not a symptom of any std i can find on the net and definately not chylamidia, so I think i'm safe on that front. yeh have used dnp makes piss the darkest its ever been, why the shock?
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21 June 2008 00:01
ORIGINAL: uncle_peter Did your parents never show you how to clean yourself? Stupid post go to fecking doctor then you prat. yes thank you that's very helpful
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21 June 2008 00:05
ORIGINAL: steve124149 ORIGINAL: SiphaSi ORIGINAL: steve124149 I really doubt it's an STD, I did have a conny when I picked up the slag the other week, and if it were an infection surely you'd be able to see something. If this is an STD I'd be absolutely ****ed, if my girlfriend found out. I found that most gear makes my piss smell worse, dbol, test, dnp etc so that's why I'm thinking it could be the gear. I really don't fancy going to the quack and saying "have a sniff of this mate...Yeh that'll put some hair on your chest!"lol has test efected the smell of your piss? You cant always see Sti's mate, Chylamidia is virtually symptomless in men, apart from maybe the odd smelly penis Also, you use DNP ?? looooooooooooool. It's not a symptom of any std i can find on the net and definately not chylamidia, so I think i'm safe on that front. yeh have used dnp makes piss the darkest its ever been, why the shock? Nothing really aslong as your confident with it, its probably THE MOST dangerous drug in a bodybuilders aresnal and not something to be treated lightly, ie it can kill you. Not something I'll be using anytime, but hey if your confident you know what your doing with it then fine.
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RE: problem with my big-fat-blue-viened-throbbing-stonker
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21 June 2008 00:06
Can someone tell me what DNP is? Please
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21 June 2008 00:11
Dinitrophenol, a POTENT weightloss drug, it works by interfering with ATP production within the body, all the carbs you consume are burned off as heat instead cuasing a huge increase in body temperature thus increasing metabolic rate by around 50%! Very effective but can be well dodgy if used incorrectly.
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RE: problem with my big-fat-blue-viened-throbbing-stonker
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21 June 2008 00:14
It's really not as dangerous as people make out. If you stick to your plans like you would any other cycle, you're fine. keep in under a gram/day- make sure you've got plenty of water and anti-oxidents like grapes and some fans for night. first time I took caffine I was more scared with the heart racing, than the first time on dnp and my chest hot enough to fry an egg on. when people say dnp isn't one to take lightly it begs the question, "what PED's are to be taken lightly?" personally I'm more cautious of slin, and doubt I'll ever use it. DNP, I'll probably not use again except in winter, but it's really no danger to those that treat it, like any other PED, wirth respect. But anyway you cut it, DNP does make your pi$$ discoulered and stinky, and effects the couler and smell of your love-juice, and with that in mind I could understand if it were another PED that's the cause of my smelly cock this time.
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21 June 2008 00:29
He's right about the massive overstatement about DNP. But thats another story. Down the Dr's and get your schlong out mate - defo sounds to me like you've got a STI. WTF would ANY steroid do that to you? Even DNP and the sweat, sulphur release (taste, small etc in your mouth/nose) isn't that bad.
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21 June 2008 00:39
ORIGINAL: Papa Lazarou He's right about the massive overstatement about DNP. But thats another story. Down the Dr's and get your schlong out mate - defo sounds to me like you've got a STI. WTF would ANY steroid do that to you? Even DNP and the sweat, sulphur release (taste, small etc in your mouth/nose) isn't that bad. DNP makes your piss stink, which by extension makes your dick stink unless you're very hygenic after you piss, which of course you would be- all too knowledgeable on the alternative. Point is if DNP makes you stink something else might too.How goes your dnp course anyway? Looks like I'm going to have to go down and see the quack then, if this turns out to be an std I've no idea how the hell I'm going to explain it to my girlfriend. Minor problem though- she's over here tomorrow and we're having an evening in, I promised I'd watch dirty dancing with her over a bottle of wine plus she's cooking dinner. And I don't wear condoms with her. And I'm not the sort of pu$$y that would say 'i've got a headache' Dunno what to do about that if it is an std. Could it be the additional protien?
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RE: problem with my big-fat-blue-viened-throbbing-stonker
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21 June 2008 01:36
ORIGINAL: steve124149 Minor problem though- she's over here tomorrow and we're having an evening in, I promised I'd watch dirty dancing with her over a bottle of wine plus she's cooking dinner. And I don't wear condoms with her. And I'm not the sort of pu$$y that would say 'i've got a headache' Dunno what to do about that if it is an std.
I would of thought if it is an STI, then given what you've already said, there is a damn good chance you've already passed it on to her mate. Does she know about your gear use BTW? I suppose until you get it checked out you could give her some line about how your balls are really aching/tender etc & you really don't feel upto it, either reason unknown or something to do with your gear use if she knows about it. Best bullsh!t excuse I can come up with as to why you're not ripping her knickers off on Saturday TBH, sorry. Could give you a few days grace to get this confirmed also. As with everyoen above, not somethign I've ever had myself, or ever heard about others having problems with.
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