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A lesson for all men - 06 July 2008 18:48
Never, ever trim your genitals with a hair trimmer!!!!!!

I recently bought a pair to keep me tidy and just cut my sack three times where the blades nipped me. It looked like a scene from 'Saw'

You've been warned!
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RE: A lesson for all men - 06 July 2008 18:49
I think 'The Bleeding Scrotums' would be good name for a band.
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RE: A lesson for all men - 06 July 2008 18:50
Oooohh... I take it your gonads are going to be on display sometime soon and thats why you trimmed them?
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RE: A lesson for all men - 06 July 2008 18:53
Well to be honest I have little sympathy
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RE: A lesson for all men - 06 July 2008 18:55

Oooohh... I take it your gonads are going to be on display sometime soon and thats why you trimmed them?


Well not really although I may get lucky this evening LOL


It all started about a year ago when a certain MT member ( you know who you are Mick) advised me on the benefits of being smooth.

I tried it and it itched like hell so I grew it again

Since then I have been reducing it's length gradually until I was smooth thinking this way would reduce the itchiness which worked tbh and I've been smooth now for some months.

I thought I'd try and get away froma bic and use some clippers....big mistake
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RE: A lesson for all men - 06 July 2008 18:56


ORIGINAL: iaink

Well to be honest I have little sympathy


Hey mate....you're a strong bloke but have **** all heart....a true **** in every sense of the word. I like you
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RE: A lesson for all men - 06 July 2008 18:57
Gillette fusion mine. Did it once when i came in from a night out at 4 am for some daft reason when i couldnt sleep Not a good idea
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RE: A lesson for all men - 06 July 2008 18:58
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RE: A lesson for all men - 06 July 2008 19:07
The first time i did this i used my hair clippers and i caught my sack a couple of times.Now what i do is trim up as close as i can with scissors then use my gillette Fusion razor to finish off with.

Works fine mate.

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RE: A lesson for all men - 06 July 2008 19:12
Whats the benefits then...
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RE: A lesson for all men - 06 July 2008 19:13
Razors are fine for them.


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RE: A lesson for all men - 06 July 2008 19:13


ORIGINAL: ThePluggedOne

Whats the benefits then...



No hair in your woman's mouth.


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RE: A lesson for all men - 06 July 2008 19:14
in HIS woman's mouth?
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RE: A lesson for all men - 06 July 2008 19:16


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in HIS woman's mouth?



Fine... his man's mouth.


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RE: A lesson for all men - 06 July 2008 19:21
you do know that it is customary to play monkey face after you shave your pubes dont you???

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RE: A lesson for all men - 06 July 2008 19:22
You dick

Use a razor, much better.
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RE: A lesson for all men - 06 July 2008 19:24
lmfao

i prefer a jam sandwich ...probably a bit crude to post the description though.
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RE: A lesson for all men - 06 July 2008 19:27


ORIGINAL: Neb

Never, ever trim your genitals with a hair trimmer!!!!!!

I recently bought a pair to keep me tidy and just cut my sack three times where the blades nipped me. It looked like a scene from 'Saw'

You've been warned!


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RE: A lesson for all men - 06 July 2008 19:29


ORIGINAL: 2 the max

lmfao

i prefer a jam sandwich ...probably a bit crude to post the description though.



description.. googling hasnt worked.
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RE: A lesson for all men - 06 July 2008 19:30


ORIGINAL: ThePluggedOne



ORIGINAL: 2 the max

lmfao

i prefer a jam sandwich ...probably a bit crude to post the description though.



description.. googling hasnt worked.

it involves a punch in the nose, and ejaculating. Shouldnt be too hard to work out lol
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