Picture the scene

AlasTTTair is strutting through Liverpool city centre, when all of a sudden, a strange substance fell from the sky covering his right leg.

AlasTTTair, obviously puzzled, initially thinks someone has thrown something at him from an upstairs window. He looks up...there are no upstairs windows. He looks down...PIGEON SH1T!!!

It made three points of contact on my right leg. I had to go to Primark and buy some loverly (actually not too bad) £8 jeans. At first it was annoying, but it soon became rather hilarious .

What are the odds of that happening? Has it happened to you?

I'm a wizard of the word, that's what you heard
And anything else is quite absurd

Just be glad he never had a second wind when you looked up..

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ORIGINAL: AlasTTTair

strutting

That was your mistake. Only John Travolta is allowed to strut, in Saturday Night Fever

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No i hae never bought £8 jeans from primark

I remember back in school a seagul shat in this guys dairyly dunkers and no one told him and just watched him dip and much

Operation lean out and start from scratch in progress...

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I Feel for you buddy. About 2 months back Im cycling down the road, Nice sunny day. A pigeon timmed his bomb perfect! It Craped right in the centre of my head!

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I swear the F*%£ers aim for you

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It was pigeonwarrior, "take the piss out of me will you!" expect more "a pigeon **** on me" threads.

"Roids are for girls"

i was in newquay, sat with the lads in the day by the tent. A big thud hit me in the back, initial reaction.. what the **** who the fk just threw a stone at me! saw nobody, looked at my back and there was a big bird crap on there. I had a big red mark on my back where it hit me! was like a paintball exploding on ya.. the lads take the piss to this day.

earlier in the hol i'd been saying how much i hate birds as they crap on ya.. i kinda proved that

ORIGINAL: Golden Oldie

Buy a lottery ticket. Share the winnings for the advice!

Good call.

I got shat on by sea gull in Brighton. Won over £100 on the machines I kid you not.

Hazard a touch of narcissism without shame.

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when i was a kid one shat on my hand while i was holding a bag of sweets, some went on the sweets and i cried. sad times

Ive lost count of the amount of times ive been shat on in LIverpool City Centre.

I remember about a year ago I went to town to do some clothes shopping. I was standing outside top man and a very large pigon decided to release the contents of its anus onto me. I was totally covered. Only saving grace was that I had my gym bag so could change into a sweaty ts shirt instead!!

"Expect your plan to take twice as long and to cost twice as much."
Richard Farleigh

a bird shat on me once.

Needless to say I didn't go out with her again after that.

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a bird shat on me once.

Needless to say I didn't go out with her again after that.

I'll try anything once!

"Expect your plan to take twice as long and to cost twice as much."
Richard Farleigh

1 pigeon shat on my right cheek once =[

Pffft. Happened to me 3 times in 2 weeks not long back.

Come to Bath, the pavements are literally swimming in it. Think its all the tourists leaving diarrhoea-inducing food on the ground.

mcl

ORIGINAL: irishbeast

Ive lost count of the amount of times ive been shat on in LIverpool City Centre.

I remember about a year ago I went to town to do some clothes shopping. I was standing outside top man and a very large pigon decided to release the contents of its anus onto me. I was totally covered. Only saving grace was that I had my gym bag so could change into a sweaty ts shirt instead!!

Genuinely made me lol!!

I'm a wizard of the word, that's what you heard
And anything else is quite absurd