Does a male only gym encourage more men to join?
Muscleworks would be irrevocably disrupted if women were admitted entry.
All those birds tottering around in their heels, moaning about the lack of a thigh-adductor machine, stinking up the atmosphere with Fem-o-fresh Douche-Skoosh, doing their lippy in the mirrors, eyeing up the men, undressing them with their eyes, leering at their lunchboxes,gossiping about Posh-Spice, scoffing Slim-Fast bars, cluttering up the cardio area with copies of Heat and More magazine, demanding strange incineration machines for the toilet, calling for grunting noises to be banned, wanting Celine Dion CDs broadcast on the stereo, using fifteen rolls of toilet paper per visit, hanging their bags and coats on the squat-rack, playing Gala-Bingo on their laptops, etc. etc. etc.
It'd be fecking disaster.
LOL , Seriously you are bang on about the Magazines !
Back in the day ..... we had a table full of MM2K , Flex , Musclemag etc and I don't recall ever seeing any of them laying around in the gym , EVER ! -These days there is a pile of womens mags first thing in the morning , and by mid afternoon they are scattered all over the gym
- This situation is slowly getting under control , since I developed a magazine organisation system (i.e. if they are not on the table at the end of the day , they go in the bin
But far worse than the mess, is the way some of the ladies lives revolve around these mags - the other day one of the girls came rushing in thrusting a magazne under our noses going "LOOK !! , LOOK !!" - the magazine had a picture of the lovely Fergie from Black eyed Peas , - "Yeah , great ! I like Fergie ...." I replied - to which I received an evil glare - "NO , LOOK AT THE ZOOMED IN BIT " she growled ...
I then noticed there was a (very) close up of Fergie's thigh , and you could just about make out some fat (or cellulite if you want)
"Oh yes , she has bodyfat " I replied ,( I had to stop myself pointing out that the lady herself had more fat on her little finger than Fergie has on her entire body .. )
"Yeah" said the lady "Looks terrible , doesn;t she ? " - with a grin from ear to ear
funny species women !