Help! I can't whistle!

Re:Help! I can't whistle! (jps)

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:34:13 GMT

You have to read this - full instructions available at the end.

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The incredibly sensuous scene between Steve / Harry Morgan (Humphrey Bogart) and Slim / Marie Browning (Lauren Bacall), who is trying to seduce him: ("Who was the girl, Steve?... The one that left you with such a high opinion of women? She must have been quite a gal. You think I lied to you about this, don't you? Well, it just happens there's thirty-odd dollars here. Not enough for boat fare, or any other kind of fare. Just enough for me to say 'no' if I feel like it, and you can have it if you want it... You wouldn't take anything from anybody would you?... You know Steve, you're not very hard to figure. Only at times. Sometimes I know exactly what you're going to say. Most of the time. The other times, the other times you're just a stinker"); after kissing him a second time after he has become more receptive, she coos as she leaves his room: ("It's even better when you help.... Uh, sure you won't change your mind about this?... This belongs to me, and so do my lips, I don't see any difference... Okay, you know you don't have act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not with me. Oh, maybe just whistle. You remember how to whistle, don't you? Just put your lips together... and blow.")

Re:Help! I can't whistle! (Welshy)

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 17:52:53 GMT

When you find out how to.. let me know because I can't whistle either

Re:Help! I can't whistle! (Trapman)

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 11:29:01 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/user/trapman160277

Re:Help! I can't whistle! (Trapman)

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 11:27:24 GMT

i can teach you Didjiridoo

Re:Help! I can't whistle! (Varg)

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 07:30:06 GMT

I have never been able to whistle.

Every girl I have gone out with becomes convinced that they can teach me. Like it will prove how good a GF they are if they do!
None of them have, and I have really tried!

Re:Help! I can't whistle! (drab4)

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 23:15:55 GMT

Fat Pete

Isn't there a James Bond book where Bond identifies an individual as a homosexual because he can't whistle. Hell of a piece of research by Mr. Fleming

LOL, I googled that and google tells me it was in The Man with the Golden Gun

Also found the following which is mildly amusing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyNYHZcsC78

Re:Help! I can't whistle! (Fat Pete)

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 23:10:33 GMT

Isn't there a James Bond book where Bond identifies an individual as a homosexual because he can't whistle. Hell of a piece of research by Mr. Fleming

Re:Help! I can't whistle! (CitizenKane)

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 20:01:11 GMT

Lick your lips until they're really really wet. That always helps I find

Help! I can't whistle! (Lonsdale)

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 19:43:30 GMT

As above really, does anyone have any tips?

I'm not talking about Dr Cox style wolf whistles, just your basic whistle.

It was one of my new year's resolutions to learn how to do it, but so far I've had no joy. All the videos online seem to be about how to do fancy ones, but I can't even do a basic one! Some of my friends say I just might physically not be able to do it, but I whistled once when I was 12...

Please help, otherwise 2009 will be a failure for me!