start a new job tomorrow top do's and don't's?

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con1981 Total Posts : 306 Reward points : 2976 Joined: 07/01/2009 Status: offline Read my TROG	start a new job tomorrow top do's and don't's? 05 February 2012 18:19 (permalink) What things should I do to make an impression? What do I need to avoid?
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jip Total Posts : 894 Reward points : 7939 Joined: 14/03/2003 Location: Queef Hill Status: offline Read my TROG	Re:start a new job tomorrow top do's and don't's? 05 February 2012 18:23 (permalink) Avoid slapping female workers on the arse or giving a presentation with your c*ck out. JME Test is best
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stone14 Total Posts : 9486 Reward points : 5596 Joined: 15/01/2006 Location: north east uk Status: offline Read my TROG	Re:start a new job tomorrow top do's and don't's? 05 February 2012 18:23 (permalink) just be yourself, relax i believe with a healthy active lifestyle and some good knowledge and aas/peps use etc that you can live a longer stronger better life. main interests: physique conditioning, bbj, muay thai.
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peagreen Total Posts : 7099 Reward points : 4717 Joined: 08/04/2007 Location: The back of arseville city!! Status: offline Read my TROG	Re:start a new job tomorrow top do's and don't's? 05 February 2012 18:25 (permalink) Don't record conversations of your supervisors and then turn it in to a music rap of some description? When I log into MT I'm posting in a land occupied by the likes of Zeus and Apollo and the other gods of unflawless awesomeness. MT demi God - Johnny "Apollo" Bravo
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Spirit Guide Total Posts : 7102 Reward points : 7076 Joined: 16/01/2004 Location: london United Kingdom Status: offline Read my TROG	Re:start a new job tomorrow top do's and don't's? 05 February 2012 18:41 (permalink) be the same person you were in your interview, as its that person that got you the job good luck "land of the free, home of the brave? Indigenous holocaust and the home of the slaves" Read people, read!!!
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sillynarbie Total Posts : 6775 Reward points : 7031 Joined: 06/03/2004 Location: England Status: offline Read my TROG	Re:start a new job tomorrow top do's and don't's? 05 February 2012 18:43 (permalink) Be yourself.
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klein Total Posts : 2361 Reward points : 5515 Joined: 26/01/2006 Location: Scotland Status: offline Read my TROG	Re:start a new job tomorrow top do's and don't's? 05 February 2012 19:07 (permalink) Dont sh1t yourself in the office! GOALS FOR 2012 Bench: 125kg (Dec 2011 100kg) DL: 200kg (Dec 2011 165kg) Squat: 160kg (Dec 2011 135kg) Seated BTN Military Press: 75kg (Dec 2011 60kg) Weight: 14st Lean (Dec 2011 14st with a bit of chub)
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markfj Total Posts : 2269 Reward points : 3853 Joined: 16/10/2007 Location: Cambridge Status: offline Read my TROG	Re:start a new job tomorrow top do's and don't's? 05 February 2012 19:15 (permalink) I start a new job in 4 weeks too, so good luck Just be yourself, i know its cliche but thats all you can do...
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Chiva Total Posts : 109 Reward points : 556 Joined: 01/10/2011 Status: offline Read my TROG	Re:start a new job tomorrow top do's and don't's? 05 February 2012 19:32 (permalink) I hesitate to say be yourself - you might be a cnt for all I know. If you are a cnt you'll do well, an abrasive, aggressive personality is what people are looking for in the 21st century man. If you're not a cnt, be a cnt.
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stephen77 Total Posts : 3458 Reward points : 5861 Joined: 28/07/2005 Status: offline Read my TROG	Re:start a new job tomorrow top do's and don't's? 05 February 2012 19:33 (permalink) do some work when asked
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WhiteSnake Total Posts : 2779 Reward points : 6170 Joined: 14/05/2005 Location: North London Status: offline Read my TROG	Re:start a new job tomorrow top do's and don't's? 05 February 2012 19:41 (permalink) klein Dont sh1t yourself in the office! Damn! Ya beat me to it! http://www.splicd.com/tsO26Pgm6qI/486/620
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cu3ed Total Posts : 33090 Reward points : 6975 Joined: 02/09/2004 Location: Belfast Status: online Read my TROG	Re:start a new job tomorrow top do's and don't's? 05 February 2012 19:42 (permalink) klein Dont sh1t yourself in the office! LMAO...Righty aint getting away from that one....
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GOVINDA Total Posts : 4086 Reward points : 3427 Joined: 04/05/2008 Location: Ballymena N.I. Status: offline Read my TROG	Re:start a new job tomorrow top do's and don't's? 05 February 2012 20:16 (permalink) Just be a cnut, those guys seem to get places, be two faced and chauvinistic, lick the bosses balls is a must, literally ! Applied Basic Combatives N.Ireland
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BIGDOWNUNDER Total Posts : 6321 Reward points : 6024 Joined: 12/10/2005 Location: Stralia Status: offline Read my TROG	Re:start a new job tomorrow top do's and don't's? 06 February 2012 07:38 (permalink) Don't save Muscletalk in your favorites on the first day. How dare you queston my heritage!! theirs a bottle of HP sauce in my fridge.
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CheekyChappie Total Posts : 5781 Reward points : 8599 Joined: 08/04/2002 Location: United Kingdom Status: offline Read my TROG	Re:start a new job tomorrow top do's and don't's? 06 February 2012 07:42 (permalink) Spirit Guide be the same person you were in your interview, as its that person that got you the job sillynarbie Be yourself. Let's not confuse him with contradictory advice.
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walkie Total Posts : 4892 Reward points : 5687 Joined: 21/11/2005 Status: offline Read my TROG	Re:start a new job tomorrow top do's and don't's? 06 February 2012 08:59 (permalink) CheekyChappie Spirit Guide be the same person you were in your interview, as its that person that got you the job sillynarbie Be yourself. Let's not confuse him with contradictory advice. LOL so true
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Rakim Total Posts : 1062 Reward points : 7630 Joined: 03/09/2002 Location: Liverpool Status: offline Read my TROG	Re:start a new job tomorrow top do's and don't's? 06 February 2012 09:29 (permalink) Make sure that you can make it to the loo in time before any "accidents" may happen. ORIGINAL: Tomazi8 I want 50 dbol and anavar, if you haven't replied in 24 hours or say no you sleep with the fishes capiche? Cheers mate
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RobW Total Posts : 976 Reward points : 6843 Joined: 27/10/2005 Status: offline Read my TROG	Re:start a new job tomorrow top do's and don't's? 06 February 2012 10:05 (permalink) Bang one of your workmates first day!! Then second day bang one of the girls too
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GOVINDA Total Posts : 4086 Reward points : 3427 Joined: 04/05/2008 Location: Ballymena N.I. Status: offline Read my TROG	Re:start a new job tomorrow top do's and don't's? 06 February 2012 12:03 (permalink) Don't forget to do the elephant trick at morning break, you know, the one where you pull the inside of your trouser pockets out and let your dongle hang out like a trunk !, it always worked for me, I was a legend back in the day Applied Basic Combatives N.Ireland
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Re:start a new job tomorrow top do's and don't's? 06 February 2012 14:18 (permalink)

Don't do what I did on my first day at Japanese company NEC. At the drinks machine one of the Japanese managers saw that I was a newbie and asked where I lived. I told him then asked him the question back. He replied "Harrow" and (very stupidly) I said, "There's a lot of Japanese from there."

When he asked me to elaborate, I suddenly realised telling a racist joke on day one wasn't the best way to succeed in the company so I mumbled something about hearing it mentioned on the radio or something.

Thank **** I didn't ask if the guy hiding round the corner worked in 'Supplies'...

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