why do my balls hurt when I leave a laptop on my lap...

basically question is...why do my balls hurt when I leave a laptop on my lap... is it the wifi? after being on my lap for a short period of time my balls start to ache. Can this harm me in anyway?
rather stupid question I know but I curious!

You are frying them mate...

Could it be all the naked ladies you're looking at on the screen?

Your Y fronts are to tight

Your cooking your own spunk.

Anyone got any serious answers or scientific stuff?

mick_the_brick


You are frying them mate...

Knightrider


Anyone got any serious answers or scientific stuff?

I think that is fairly serious. Your balls are in a sack outside your body (hopefully) to keep them cool. They are 1 or 2 degrees cooler than the rest of your body. Probably your bodies way of letting you know you are sterile. HTH.

No, seriously, theirs alot of heat elements winthin the lappys bottom, most likly from the faltend heat pips.

Tho, Wifi chips and antennas are NEVER a good idea to have next to your delicate bits for a long period of time, tho its mostly likly just a sensation of being still for so long asn the general heat from the lappy.

And just who the fcuk marked my message as inaaproriate LOL, with a WiFi antenna running that close essentailly thats what your doing.

Ive got a crazy ass solution to this tho........guess what it may be!

cu3ed


No, seriously, theirs alot of heat elements winthin the lappys bottom, most likly from the faltend heat pips.

Tho, Wifi chips and antennas are NEVER a good idea to have next to your delicate bits for a long period of time, tho its mostly likly just a sensation of being still for so long asn the general heat from the lappy.

And just who the fcuk marked my message as inaaproriate LOL, with a WiFi antenna running that close essentailly thats what your doing.

Ive got a crazy ass solution to this tho........guess what it may be!

I did, what you gonna do about it needle dick?

Seriously though with regards your stones try sliding the laptop a bit further away than you normally would so that the back of the laptop is by your knees. I have a 17 inch laptop so its quite heavy and when on battery powere generates a lot of heat.

cu3ed


No, seriously, theirs alot of heat elements winthin the lappys bottom, most likly from the faltend heat pips.

Tho, Wifi chips and antennas are NEVER a good idea to have next to your delicate bits for a long period of time, tho its mostly likly just a sensation of being still for so long asn the general heat from the lappy.

And just who the fcuk marked my message as inaaproriate LOL, with a WiFi antenna running that close essentailly thats what your doing.

Ive got a crazy ass solution to this tho........guess what it may be!

Sell the laptop and buy a buffalo?

irishbeast

cu3ed


No, seriously, theirs alot of heat elements winthin the lappys bottom, most likly from the faltend heat pips.

Tho, Wifi chips and antennas are NEVER a good idea to have next to your delicate bits for a long period of time, tho its mostly likly just a sensation of being still for so long asn the general heat from the lappy.

And just who the fcuk marked my message as inaaproriate LOL, with a WiFi antenna running that close essentailly thats what your doing.

Ive got a crazy ass solution to this tho........guess what it may be!

I did, what you gonna do about it needle dick?

Just be wary of any technical advice I give for as long as I remember this post!

In all seriousness I didn't mark it as inappropriate!

Your talking to the Prince of profanity, the senator of sickness, the Duke of Debauchery here!

ur balls are kept outside in a sack due to them needing to be cooler than the rest of the body.$0if you want to fry your knight rider juniors then be my guest.$0$0$0$0

Try and google it. I remember reading somewhere that using your laptop while its on your lap can cause mild impotence. 

Read this..
http://ezinearticles.com/?Bad-Effects-on-Having-Laptop-on-Your-Lap&id=402338

Well lets just say I wont be doing it again, no erection problems here! hope it hasnt nuked my sperm tho!

have you tried not putting it on your lap... hey presto. prob solved...

balls are overrated anyway, dont worry about it

surely the obvious answer is you're siting with your legs unnaturally close together in order to support the laptop and squashing your privates in the process.

This use to happen to me aswell.  It also happened when using a portable DVD player so that rules out wifi and alike.

daKensta


surely the obvious answer is you're siting with your legs unnaturally close together in order to support the laptop and squashing your privates in the process.

What he said. legs together when soemthings on you knees is unatural...

I beleive the optimum angle for male sitting is 27'degrees ha.