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2008/09/10 15:34:09 (permalink)

why do my balls hurt when I leave a laptop on my lap...

basically question is...why do my balls hurt when I leave a laptop on my lap... is it the wifi? after being on my lap for a short period of time my balls start to ache. Can this harm me in anyway?
rather stupid question I know but I curious!

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    mick_the_brick
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    Re:why do my balls hurt when I leave a laptop on my lap... 2008/09/10 15:37:03 (permalink)

    You are frying them mate...

     
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    Re:why do my balls hurt when I leave a laptop on my lap... 2008/09/10 15:37:22 (permalink)
    Could it be all the naked ladies you're looking at on the screen?

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    Re:why do my balls hurt when I leave a laptop on my lap... 2008/09/10 15:38:02 (permalink)
    Your Y fronts are to tight
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    Re:why do my balls hurt when I leave a laptop on my lap... 2008/09/10 15:47:41 (permalink)
    Your cooking your own spunk.


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    Re:why do my balls hurt when I leave a laptop on my lap... 2008/09/10 16:15:36 (permalink)
    Anyone got any serious answers or scientific stuff?

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    Re:why do my balls hurt when I leave a laptop on my lap... 2008/09/10 16:18:11 (permalink)
    mick_the_brick

    You are frying them mate...


    Knightrider

    Anyone got any serious answers or scientific stuff?


    I think that is fairly serious. Your balls are in a sack outside your body (hopefully) to keep them cool. They are 1 or 2 degrees cooler than the rest of your body. Probably your bodies way of letting you know you are sterile. HTH.


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    Re:why do my balls hurt when I leave a laptop on my lap... 2008/09/10 16:19:26 (permalink)
    No, seriously, theirs alot of heat elements winthin the lappys bottom, most likly from the faltend heat pips.

    Tho, Wifi chips and antennas are NEVER a good idea to have next to your delicate bits for a long period of time, tho its mostly likly just a sensation of being still for so long asn the general heat from the lappy.

    And just who the fcuk marked my message as inaaproriate LOL, with a WiFi antenna running that close essentailly thats what your doing.

    Ive got a crazy ass solution to this tho........guess what it may be!
    post edited by cu3ed - 2008/09/10 16:22:07


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    Re:why do my balls hurt when I leave a laptop on my lap... 2008/09/10 16:39:26 (permalink)
    cu3ed

    No, seriously, theirs alot of heat elements winthin the lappys bottom, most likly from the faltend heat pips.

    Tho, Wifi chips and antennas are NEVER a good idea to have next to your delicate bits for a long period of time, tho its mostly likly just a sensation of being still for so long asn the general heat from the lappy.

    And just who the fcuk marked my message as inaaproriate LOL, with a WiFi antenna running that close essentailly thats what your doing.

    Ive got a crazy ass solution to this tho........guess what it may be!


    I did, what you gonna do about it needle dick?

    Seriously though with regards your stones try sliding the laptop a bit further away than you normally would so that the back of the laptop is by your knees. I have a 17 inch laptop so its quite heavy and when on battery powere generates a lot of heat.




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    Re:why do my balls hurt when I leave a laptop on my lap... 2008/09/10 16:40:30 (permalink)
    cu3ed

    No, seriously, theirs alot of heat elements winthin the lappys bottom, most likly from the faltend heat pips.

    Tho, Wifi chips and antennas are NEVER a good idea to have next to your delicate bits for a long period of time, tho its mostly likly just a sensation of being still for so long asn the general heat from the lappy.

    And just who the fcuk marked my message as inaaproriate LOL, with a WiFi antenna running that close essentailly thats what your doing.

    Ive got a crazy ass solution to this tho........guess what it may be!


    Sell the laptop and buy a buffalo?

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    Re:why do my balls hurt when I leave a laptop on my lap... 2008/09/10 16:50:14 (permalink)
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    cu3ed

    No, seriously, theirs alot of heat elements winthin the lappys bottom, most likly from the faltend heat pips.

    Tho, Wifi chips and antennas are NEVER a good idea to have next to your delicate bits for a long period of time, tho its mostly likly just a sensation of being still for so long asn the general heat from the lappy.

    And just who the fcuk marked my message as inaaproriate LOL, with a WiFi antenna running that close essentailly thats what your doing.

    Ive got a crazy ass solution to this tho........guess what it may be!


    I did, what you gonna do about it needle dick?



    Just be wary of any technical advice I give for as long as I remember this post!



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    Re:why do my balls hurt when I leave a laptop on my lap... 2008/09/10 16:56:00 (permalink)
    In all seriousness I didn't mark it as inappropriate!

    Your talking to the Prince of profanity, the senator of sickness, the Duke of Debauchery here!

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    Re:why do my balls hurt when I leave a laptop on my lap... 2008/09/10 17:01:07 (permalink)
    ur balls are kept outside in a sack due to them needing to be cooler than the rest of the body.$0if you want to fry your knight rider juniors then be my guest.$0$0$0$0

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    Re:why do my balls hurt when I leave a laptop on my lap... 2008/09/10 17:42:33 (permalink)
    Try and google it. I remember reading somewhere that using your laptop while its on your lap can cause mild impotence. 

    Read this..
    http://ezinearticles.com/?Bad-Effects-on-Having-Laptop-on-Your-Lap&id=402338
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    Re:why do my balls hurt when I leave a laptop on my lap... 2008/09/10 17:46:46 (permalink)
    Well lets just say I wont be doing it again, no erection problems here! hope it hasnt nuked my sperm tho!

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    Re:why do my balls hurt when I leave a laptop on my lap... 2008/09/10 20:02:44 (permalink)
    have you tried not putting it on your lap... hey presto. prob solved...
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    Re:why do my balls hurt when I leave a laptop on my lap... 2008/09/10 20:33:49 (permalink)
    balls are overrated anyway, dont worry about it

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    Re:why do my balls hurt when I leave a laptop on my lap... 2008/09/10 21:21:59 (permalink)
    surely the obvious answer is you're siting with your legs unnaturally close together in order to support the laptop and squashing your privates in the process.

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    Re:why do my balls hurt when I leave a laptop on my lap... 2008/09/10 22:17:51 (permalink)
    This use to happen to me aswell.  It also happened when using a portable DVD player so that rules out wifi and alike.
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    Re:why do my balls hurt when I leave a laptop on my lap... 2008/09/10 22:27:02 (permalink)
    daKensta

    surely the obvious answer is you're siting with your legs unnaturally close together in order to support the laptop and squashing your privates in the process.


    What he said. legs together when soemthings on you knees is unatural...

    I beleive the optimum angle for male sitting is 27'degrees ha.

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