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2006/07/18 22:57:46 (permalink)
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A bee stung my penis

Watch your towels............
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    dirtyvest
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    RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/18 22:58:52 (permalink)
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    And if your mrs is lucky it's now twice the size
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    RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/18 23:00:31 (permalink)
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    WOW never thought id see this
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    RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/18 23:00:47 (permalink)
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    damn dude, my sentiments you and the little one, lol
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    RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/18 23:01:06 (permalink)
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    You have to be joking, that would hurt lol
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    RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/18 23:02:10 (permalink)
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    I doubt you'll get any volunteers to suck out the poison
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    RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/18 23:04:34 (permalink)
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    hahaha you stupid fcuker!
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    RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/18 23:05:48 (permalink)
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    im sorry but i did laugh when reading this............actually i still am.......but MAN that gotta 'urt!
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    RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/18 23:07:53 (permalink)
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    thats going to affect your pumping for a while mate lol
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    RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/18 23:07:57 (permalink)
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    not good, did get stung on my ear lobe once, it was complete agony, i hate to think how you are.

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    RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/18 23:10:51 (permalink)
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    PMSL !! poor little soildier !!

    what sort of pain would follow a direct hit to the gonad ???

     
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    RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/18 23:12:36 (permalink)
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    ORIGINAL: dirtyvest

    And if your mrs is lucky it's now twice the size


    pmsl excellent
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    wheycasein
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    RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/18 23:19:07 (permalink)
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    I`m not joking, but fortunately it didnt pierce the deeper layers of skin since I got it off so quick!
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    RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/18 23:35:11 (permalink)
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    So it didnt pierce through to the other side then?









    oj mate.

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    RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/18 23:35:52 (permalink)
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    2 years ago i had an operation down there. i was awake for the op, and had a painkilling operation directly into the head. i could also feel the stitches when they put them in. bloody bloody painful.

    i imagine a bee sting to be akin to this, although a lil sting instead of a big hyperdermic! either way - i feel for ya!

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    RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/18 23:38:26 (permalink)
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    ORIGINAL: wheycasein

    I`m not joking, but fortunately it didnt pierce the deeper layers of skin since I got it off so quick!


    You got it off, or it got you off?

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    RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/18 23:45:14 (permalink)
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    This reminds me of the time my parents filled a paddling pool for my brother and I when were just little nippers, 3 and 5 if I remember correctly. Well, in times when we weren't in fear of being kidnapped by paedphiles, it was a hot summers day, and we were paddling about naked.

    There I was sitting in the pool minding my own business, when a wasp which I thought was dead floated towards me in the pool. Seconds later it hit my penis and stung it. I cried my eyes out and when my parents finally saw me, they thought I'd hit puberty 10 years early.
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    RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/18 23:45:19 (permalink)
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    ORIGINAL: dirtyvest

    And if your mrs is lucky it's now twice the size

    take away the pain but leave the swelling please doc
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    RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/18 23:50:11 (permalink)
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    what sort of pain would follow a direct hit to the gonad ???


    Haha jonny, a direct hit through the sack and into the gonad itself? Damn, that would be worst pain i could think of.

    post edited by BritBB - 2006/07/18 23:52:58


     
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    RE: A bee stung my penis 2006/07/18 23:51:31 (permalink)
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    Came back and i still laughed at the title.
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