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A black tarmac walks into a bar........

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2006/07/11 14:51:11 (permalink)

A black tarmac walks into a bar........

A black tarmac walks into a bar and orders a pint. A few minutes later a green tarmac walks in. The black tarmac suddenly becomes very nervous and the bar man says "whats wrong mate your shaking?" the black tarmac whispers "its that green tarmac, he's a cyclepath!"

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"cammmone Haney"
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    SteroidMan
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    RE: A black tarmac walks into a bar........ 2006/07/11 15:07:49 (permalink)
    lol so stupid it makes you laugh
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    RE: A black tarmac walks into a bar........ 2006/07/11 15:11:30 (permalink)
    Bad enough to be good lol
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    RE: A black tarmac walks into a bar........ 2006/07/11 15:17:10 (permalink)
    LOL
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    RE: A black tarmac walks into a bar........ 2006/07/11 16:01:37 (permalink)
    What white with a black ****?

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    RE: A black tarmac walks into a bar........ 2006/07/11 16:56:59 (permalink)
    Awful........truly awful...............but it made me laugh
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    RE: A black tarmac walks into a bar........ 2006/07/11 17:06:36 (permalink)
    LOL
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    RE: A black tarmac walks into a bar........ 2006/07/11 17:14:06 (permalink)
    that joke is garbage
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    RE: A black tarmac walks into a bar........ 2006/07/11 17:15:10 (permalink)
    Quality.

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    RE: A black tarmac walks into a bar........ 2006/07/11 17:28:48 (permalink)
    I don't get it, cycle paths in my town are a burgandy colour..... the grass IS green tho, but that doesn't make the joke work.
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    RE: A black tarmac walks into a bar........ 2006/07/11 17:36:54 (permalink)

    ORIGINAL: dirtyvest

    I don't get it, cycle paths in my town are a burgandy colour..... the grass IS green tho, but that doesn't make the joke work.


    where do you live? they are green here, I wonder at which border do they change lol
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    RE: A black tarmac walks into a bar........ 2006/07/11 17:49:24 (permalink)
    Where me and AP are from, they no longer have cycle paths. This is because once when we were alot younger and went out on a leisurely bikeride to the local ironmongers to get some rawl-plugs to fix a newly acquired signed photo of Pat Sharp (which AP got when he contested on funhouse - incidentally, he wrote off one of the go-carts, which didn't make it on to tv, and also broke one of the shutes on the final game when he tried to jump down it but missed and put his foot through the side), we cycled along the cyclepath and a group of local wellknown rough youths had place thumbtacks on the ground, which I proceeded to ride over, resulting in my tyre bursting, and I then fell into a ditch, which wa protected by the 1978 wildlife act because a rare species of freshwater shrew nested there.
    The RSPCA branded the cycle path a serious threat to the habituants of a highly valued and preciously rare breed of British rodent, resulting in a fierce media battle between the Lambeth Council and the RSPCA which was settled with the introduction of the 1995 Cumilative Frequency Act, in which both cycle paths and playing ball games near sites of protected importance were banned in the whole London district on Lambeth.
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    RE: A black tarmac walks into a bar........ 2006/07/11 18:21:26 (permalink)
    delboy you know how to tell a story, how true they are is debaitable.

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    RE: A black tarmac walks into a bar........ 2006/07/11 18:35:16 (permalink)

    ORIGINAL: DelBoy888

    Where me and AP are from, they no longer have cycle paths. This is because once when we were alot younger and went out on a leisurely bikeride to the local ironmongers to get some rawl-plugs to fix a newly acquired signed photo of Pat Sharp (which AP got when he contested on funhouse - incidentally, he wrote off one of the go-carts, which didn't make it on to tv, and also broke one of the shutes on the final game when he tried to jump down it but missed and put his foot through the side), we cycled along the cyclepath and a group of local wellknown rough youths had place thumbtacks on the ground, which I proceeded to ride over, resulting in my tyre bursting, and I then fell into a ditch, which wa protected by the 1978 wildlife act because a rare species of freshwater shrew nested there.
    The RSPCA branded the cycle path a serious threat to the habituants of a highly valued and preciously rare breed of British rodent, resulting in a fierce media battle between the Lambeth Council and the RSPCA which was settled with the introduction of the 1995 Cumilative Frequency Act, in which both cycle paths and playing ball games near sites of protected importance were banned in the whole London district on Lambeth.


    LMAO

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    RE: A black tarmac walks into a bar........ 2006/07/11 18:41:05 (permalink)
    I really hope that is true....... you will have forever left your mark on this great Earth LOL
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    RE: A black tarmac walks into a bar........ 2006/07/11 20:21:34 (permalink)
    Not bad!

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    RE: A black tarmac walks into a bar........ 2006/07/11 20:33:04 (permalink)
    this thread made me alugh but only thanks to delboy! i asume you have a fiar bit of time on your hands dood?
    ORIGINAL: DelBoy888

    Where me and AP are from, they no longer have cycle paths. This is because once when we were alot younger and went out on a leisurely bikeride to the local ironmongers to get some rawl-plugs to fix a newly acquired signed photo of Pat Sharp (which AP got when he contested on funhouse - incidentally, he wrote off one of the go-carts, which didn't make it on to tv, and also broke one of the shutes on the final game when he tried to jump down it but missed and put his foot through the side), we cycled along the cyclepath and a group of local wellknown rough youths had place thumbtacks on the ground, which I proceeded to ride over, resulting in my tyre bursting, and I then fell into a ditch, which wa protected by the 1978 wildlife act because a rare species of freshwater shrew nested there.
    The RSPCA branded the cycle path a serious threat to the habituants of a highly valued and preciously rare breed of British rodent, resulting in a fierce media battle between the Lambeth Council and the RSPCA which was settled with the introduction of the 1995 Cumilative Frequency Act, in which both cycle paths and playing ball games near sites of protected importance were banned in the whole London district on Lambeth.

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    RE: A black tarmac walks into a bar........ 2006/07/11 21:39:02 (permalink)
    that old chesnut again!!!!!
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