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Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator...

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

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    jack5r
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    Re:Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator... 2009/08/01 17:52:54 (permalink)
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    MEOW


    LOL

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    Re:Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator... 2009/08/01 18:07:50 (permalink)
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    wait until your alone in a lift with someone then jsut as you about to reach your floor pull your trousers down. When the door opensand dive out the lift and point to the person inside with a look of shock and horror on your face?

     


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    Re:Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator... 2009/08/01 18:15:56 (permalink)
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    23) Fart
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    Re:Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator... 2009/08/01 18:25:34 (permalink)
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    daveshow

    wait until your alone in a lift with someone then jsut as you about to reach your floor pull your trousers down. When the door opensand dive out the lift and point to the person inside with a look of shock and horror on your face?


    Ha, like the pepsi adverts...

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    ard-eoin tim
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    Re:Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator... 2009/08/01 18:33:43 (permalink)
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    are you bored
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    cu3ed
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    Re:Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator... 2009/08/01 18:39:44 (permalink)
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    I would have said the only annoying thing is when somone drops a silent but deadly.
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    Blue_Lagoon3000
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    Re:Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator... 2009/08/01 18:42:38 (permalink)
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    That really did make me lol my kind of humor,

    Link worth watching hilarious but horrible, he's trapped for 41 hours and needs to s*it


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8
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    leemarksmith
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    Re:Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator... 2009/08/01 18:56:44 (permalink)
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    mrx eire

    are you bored


    Not now... she's finished watchin JUNO!!

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    johnny bravo
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    Re:Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator... 2009/08/01 19:53:28 (permalink)
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    i like that 

    "Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.   Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad"

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    Dick Dastardly
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    Re:Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator... 2009/08/01 20:15:19 (permalink)
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    No 10 is class

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    daveshow
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    Re:Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator... 2009/08/02 12:11:26 (permalink)
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    leemarksmith

    daveshow

    wait until your alone in a lift with someone then jsut as you about to reach your floor pull your trousers down. When the door opensand dive out the lift and point to the person inside with a look of shock and horror on your face?


    Ha, like the pepsi adverts...


    the pepsi adverts...


    Never seen that advert lol someone told me that one.

     


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