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2009/07/26 19:43:54 (permalink)
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Blo0dy Chinese

After the carpet-wrecking shenanigans of my usual Chinese takeaway a few weeks ago (other thread somewhere on here), I decided to order from a new one opened up about a mile away.

Got a leaflet through the letterbox last week.

Just now, I ordered £9.60 worth of grub for delivery to be told "you're 40p short."

I said: "But your leaflet says free delivery on orders over £8.50."

She says: "That's the old ones."

I said: "It only came through the letterbox on Monday."

She says: "Minimum order changed on Friday."

I said: "You serious?"

She said: "Yes" and blo0dy hung up.

Waaaah. What does it take to get a Chinese round here?

Now heating beans in the microwave.
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    Cardifflad
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    Re:Blo0dy Chinese 2009/07/26 19:46:28 (permalink)
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     I am ordering a takeaway soon. Will probably riing them, give them my order and they will deliver it to my house. I find these things easy

     I think you have been cursed by a gypsy at one point in your life mate
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    paulthebuilder
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    Re:Blo0dy Chinese 2009/07/26 19:48:51 (permalink)
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    Cardifflad

     I am ordering a takeaway soon. Will probably riing them, give them my order and they will deliver it to my house. I find these things easy

     I think you have been cursed by a gypsy at one point in your life mate


    Ask if they deliver to 'Boro for me mate.
    The other menues I have in the drawer look like they're from the kind of places that boil dogs. I'm blo0dy starving.
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    Re:Blo0dy Chinese 2009/07/26 19:49:02 (permalink)
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    www.just-eat.co.uk  - slap your post code in , choose your Chinese, order online, use your debit card and it will be there in no time
    post edited by OTTO - 2009/07/26 19:55:53
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    Re:Blo0dy Chinese 2009/07/26 19:49:09 (permalink)
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    Cardifflad

     I am ordering a takeaway soon. Will probably riing them, give them my order and they will deliver it to my house. I find these things easy

     I think you have been cursed by a gypsy at one point in your life mate


    My peteborough 'pikey'  relations have a lot to answer for.
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    Re:Blo0dy Chinese 2009/07/26 19:54:35 (permalink)
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    Maybe time to move on from Chinese and try Indian? 
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    Re:Blo0dy Chinese 2009/07/26 19:55:33 (permalink)
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    Cardifflad

    I am ordering a takeaway soon. Will probably riing them, give them my order and they will deliver it to my house. I find these things easy

    I think you have been cursed by a gypsy at one point in your life mate


    Ask if they deliver to 'Boro for me mate.
    The other menues I have in the drawer look like they're from the kind of places that boil dogs. I'm blo0dy starving.


    I think it is just outside the radius sorry mate. Just checked on google maps
     
    Galenkia damn you and your pikeys! haha
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    Re:Blo0dy Chinese 2009/07/26 19:57:13 (permalink)
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    redhotf has got a point, it's a lot tastier and just generally all round nicer.
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    Re:Blo0dy Chinese 2009/07/26 19:57:53 (permalink)
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    Indian near us went bust. The Chinese is in there now - so no choice really.
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    Re:Blo0dy Chinese 2009/07/26 19:59:04 (permalink)
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    Beans and microwaved mince that's gone brown and crispy in the fridge.
    No justice.
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    Re:Blo0dy Chinese 2009/07/26 20:00:07 (permalink)
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    rightyho

    Indian near us went bust. The Chinese is in there now - so no choice really.



     
    Ill post a pic of mine when it comes later
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    Re:Blo0dy Chinese 2009/07/26 20:01:54 (permalink)
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    Cardifflad

    rightyho

    Indian near us went bust. The Chinese is in there now - so no choice really.



     
    Ill post a pic of mine when it comes later


    Yes please do so we can all drool.
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    Re:Blo0dy Chinese 2009/07/26 20:02:19 (permalink)
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    Cardifflad
     
    Galenkia damn you and your pikeys! haha




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    paulthebuilder
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    Re:Blo0dy Chinese 2009/07/26 20:03:03 (permalink)
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    Sniff it for me, mate. Tell me how good it smells.

    Now looking forlornly at a brown bowl with brown beans and brown mince steaming away like a freshly laid Mr Whippy.

    So hungry, I even drank the litre of Polish carrot juice that's been in the fridge since before Harry Potter was even thought of.
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    Re:Blo0dy Chinese 2009/07/26 20:05:58 (permalink)
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    Cardifflad

    rightyho

    Indian near us went bust. The Chinese is in there now - so no choice really.




    Ill post a pic of mine when it comes later


    Yes please do so we can all drool.


    No problemo
     
    Only having duck with pineapple and sweet and sour spare ribs as my sister is paying but it will still do for starters
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    Re:Blo0dy Chinese 2009/07/26 20:08:46 (permalink)
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    Cardifflad

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    rightyho

    Indian near us went bust. The Chinese is in there now - so no choice really.




    Ill post a pic of mine when it comes later


    Yes please do so we can all drool.


    No problemo
     
    Only having duck with pineapple and sweet and sour spare ribs as my sister is paying but it will still do for starters


    Making me hungry mate.
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    Re:Blo0dy Chinese 2009/07/26 20:38:23 (permalink)
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    rightyho
    Now heating beans in the microwave.


    Just wack a tablespoon of this crap in your beans and you'll get the same vile flavour as your chinese takeaway.



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    Re:Blo0dy Chinese 2009/07/26 20:57:25 (permalink)
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    Sorry to hear that mate, just ordered a couple of pizzas!
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    Re:Blo0dy Chinese 2009/07/26 21:18:47 (permalink)
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    Do you live in Peterborough? If so, where about? Theres a very nice Chinese in Hampton, I had one the other week it was delicious!
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    Re:Blo0dy Chinese 2009/07/26 21:19:51 (permalink)
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    About half a mile from Hampton - but in the nice bit, lol.

    What's it called mate? Do they deliver? I have stomach pains I'm that hungry.
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