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2014/10/28 19:56:13 (permalink)

Bonking Mad Neighbour

I have a new neighbour. She has a number of male visitors each week and she has extremely loud sexual intercourse. She's clearly faking it as no woman screams and yells like that when I'm shagging them so I call BS.
 
Anyway, I have to get up for work yet it would appear that she doesn't. I told her about the noise and she apologised but it never stopped. What I don't know now is who do you go to about this sort of thing? Is it environmental health?
post edited by Suspirio - 2014/10/28 20:04:08
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Re: Bonking Mad Neighbour 2014/10/28 19:58:14 (permalink)
Just go round and ask to see what all the fuss is about whilst holding a ball gag and an industrial bottle of lube whist assuring her that the rest of the rugby team will be around shortly and consequently their will be strength in numbers when it comes to a court case of your word against hers.... 

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Re: Bonking Mad Neighbour 2014/10/28 20:01:43 (permalink)
If you can't beat her, join her!
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Re: Bonking Mad Neighbour 2014/10/28 20:48:32 (permalink)
If you can't beat off to it, join her I think Oldy was trying to say.
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Re: Bonking Mad Neighbour 2014/10/28 21:10:19 (permalink)
I can hear it now. She's screaming as though he's doing some real damage. I'm starting to think that I might have to call the police.
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Re: Bonking Mad Neighbour 2014/10/28 21:34:25 (permalink)
That would make this thread priceless if you did!
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Re: Bonking Mad Neighbour 2014/10/28 21:49:40 (permalink)
Comedy gold if you called the Police haha
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Re: Bonking Mad Neighbour 2014/10/28 21:51:33 (permalink)
haha... yeah, sounds like the guy next door is beating his Mrs senseless, better you get the police round than get involved yourself without a doubt.
 
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Re: Bonking Mad Neighbour 2014/10/28 22:00:53 (permalink)☄ Helpfulby Aaron Hallett 2014/10/29 09:32:04
Jesus! What are you moaning about!!??!! I would be sat up with my ear pressed on the wall wanking off! Or, I would be round her house dumping my load in her!
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Re: Bonking Mad Neighbour 2014/10/28 22:06:26 (permalink)
Police weren't necessary. I think she's on the game. Another bloke has just gone in and now she's screeching again. This is too much, seriously. All I can hear is him saying "Tell me you want it" and her saying "Oh fcuk yeah I want it"
 
I have to buy some earplugs. Is this an environmental health issue?
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Re: Bonking Mad Neighbour 2014/10/28 22:09:03 (permalink)
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Police weren't necessary. I think she's on the game. Another bloke has just gone in and now she's screeching again. This is too much, seriously. All I can hear is him saying "Tell me you want it" and her saying "Oh fcuk yeah I want it"
 
I have to buy some earplugs. Is this an environmental health issue?



then I would just walk in
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Re: Bonking Mad Neighbour 2014/10/28 22:26:16 (permalink)
Record it on a musical xmas card ready for xmas

  




 
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Re: Bonking Mad Neighbour 2014/10/28 22:38:20 (permalink)
This is a very funny thread
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Re: Bonking Mad Neighbour 2014/10/28 22:58:40 (permalink)
Obviously she's not the kind of person who gets up for work, but rather lays down for it.
 
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She's clearly faking it as no woman screams and yells like that when I'm shagging them so I call BS.

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post edited by Uriel - 2014/10/28 23:00:00
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Re: Bonking Mad Neighbour 2014/10/28 23:29:41 (permalink)
At least she is not on a camp site in a tent - you get shouted at by all and thrown off .....
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Re: Bonking Mad Neighbour 2014/10/29 01:33:31 (permalink)
is she hot?

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Re: Bonking Mad Neighbour 2014/10/29 02:52:53 (permalink)
Boss Redd
is she hot?




how would he know that?
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Re: Bonking Mad Neighbour 2014/10/29 07:55:36 (permalink)
I've seen her up close when I asked her to keep the noise down. I would say she's quite attractive, yes.
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Re: Bonking Mad Neighbour 2014/10/29 08:18:55 (permalink)
Smash her in... In a sexual way of course!

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Re: Bonking Mad Neighbour 2014/10/29 09:33:06 (permalink)
record her sex moans, wait for her parents to come round and then push the biggest speakers you have against the wall and hit play...

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