YB
BannerBanner

Egg on my face

Author
Dark_Knight16
Pro-Member
  • Total Posts : 1085
  • Reward points: 1328
  • Joined: 2006/10/23 16:32:53
  • Status: offline
2007/06/10 13:11:04 (permalink)

Egg on my face

Well my little cousan is staying over this weekend, shes only 10 and a bit daft
I started making my lunch and she asked if she could help, reluctently i told her she could put 4 eggs in the microwave for me, second nature for me to crack them and put them in a jug... well i guess i should of given her proper instructions. Turns out she just put them in the microwave in their shells, a couple os seconds later i heard an allmighty bang i though i was being bloody shot at, i ran over to the microwave and saw the door splattered in egg, i opened the door and 2 of the eggs that hadnt exploded just as i opened the door blew up in my face , i was covered in egg and so is the microwave and kitchen. ( lesson learnt, give children proper instruction )
#1

10 Replies Related Threads

    Yib
    Moderator
    • Total Posts : 16499
    • Reward points: 8276
    • Joined: 2003/08/04 19:51:28
    • Location: There
    • Status: offline
    RE: Egg on my face 2007/06/10 13:13:02 (permalink)
    Oh dear LOL

    The egg didn't burn you did it?


     
    "I don't like misplaced apostrophes"
    #2
    Ak_88
    Pro-Member
    • Total Posts : 19477
    • Reward points: 9522
    • Joined: 2005/11/06 21:35:22
    • Location: Chelmsford, Essex
    • Status: offline
    RE: Egg on my face 2007/06/10 13:14:05 (permalink)
    Haha
    #3
    Murphyblew
    Pro-Member
    • Total Posts : 6674
    • Reward points: 7998
    • Joined: 2005/10/21 11:46:31
    • Location: Cornwall, UK
    • Status: offline
    RE: Egg on my face 2007/06/10 13:14:47 (permalink)
    hahahaha!

    did it burn?
    #4
    PAGAN
    Pro-Member
    • Total Posts : 17024
    • Reward points: 10980
    • Joined: 2004/12/28 15:35:42
    • Location: The back of Fat Pete's Metaphorical Tiger !
    • Status: offline
    RE: Egg on my face 2007/06/10 13:19:46 (permalink)
    FPMSL

    No biggie like, there are a lot worse things for you than using steroids, I mean I probably shouldn't have been smoking crack or getting into bar fights at your age TBH  - drab4

    #5
    mart77
    Senior Member
    • Total Posts : 242
    • Reward points: 906
    • Joined: 2007/05/22 16:09:53
    • Status: offline
    RE: Egg on my face 2007/06/10 13:20:05 (permalink)
    ahaha nice, do it again but film it and send it to whatever that program is called these days.
    #6
    Dark_Knight16
    Pro-Member
    • Total Posts : 1085
    • Reward points: 1328
    • Joined: 2006/10/23 16:32:53
    • Status: offline
    RE: Egg on my face 2007/06/10 13:21:05 (permalink)
    Yer it did ive got a big red patch on my neck and cheek, most of it went in my hair and on my shoulderers so you could say i was lucky
    #7
    TheDoctor
    Moderator
    • Total Posts : 2426
    • Reward points: 8781
    • Joined: 2002/05/07 13:44:32
    • Location: United Kingdom
    • Status: offline
    RE: Egg on my face 2007/06/10 13:30:10 (permalink)
    ORIGINAL: Sponge
    lesson learnt, give children proper instruction


    Certainly agree.

    Recall seeing a 11 year old girl who came with her grandad to the hospital. Often with kids the guardian does all the talking but this girl was telling me what her problems were, so thought she was quite mature for her age. Symptoms sounded like a urinary infection so asked her to give me a urine sample and gave her the pot.

    She came back from the toilet and handed me the specimen, which looked remarkably clear and I raised my eyebrows at this and even the grandad noticed it and joked to her that she had not filled it with tap water had she.

    I tested the sample and as suspected all was clear and thus questioned her about the sample. Turned out she had urinated in the toilet and then tried to scoop it up using the specimen pot!
    #8
    Squill
    Pro-Member
    • Total Posts : 5687
    • Reward points: 5887
    • Joined: 2006/09/08 21:18:18
    • Location: Leeds
    • Status: offline
    RE: Egg on my face 2007/06/10 17:26:50 (permalink)
    LOL!!!! at both the above

    "The main side effects of steroids is greatness!"          
    #9
    Dan Nukem
    Pro-Member
    • Total Posts : 14955
    • Reward points: 9229
    • Joined: 2002/09/21 02:08:49
    • Location: Republic of Ireland
    • Status: offline
    RE: Egg on my face 2007/06/11 00:54:26 (permalink)
    Christ, just don't tell her the wash the cat!
    #10
    SatansJester
    Pro-Member
    • Total Posts : 2264
    • Reward points: 2501
    • Joined: 2006/05/24 14:42:11
    • Location: Not heaven, the other place
    • Status: offline
    RE: Egg on my face 2007/06/11 09:43:29 (permalink)
    Reminds me of the "Big Breakfast" game song "egg on yer face, egg on yer face"......
    ....anyone?

    "Not all men are B@stards"

    Vice-President theiopener
    Treasurer dazc
    Troubadour Posterboy
    Lord of the manor Jax Demon
    Gentleman of the highest order eagle1985
    H2O The Duke of dignity
    Mr George an Officer and a Gentleman
    #11
    Jump to:
    ©2017 All content is copyright of MuscleTalk.co.uk and its use elsewhere is prohibited.
    (posting guidelines | privacy | advertise | earnings disclaimer | contact us | supported by)
    © 2017 APG vNext Commercial Version 5.5