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2008/05/17 14:05:41 (permalink)
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Exploding trousers

Well it's happened.

Off I went to the gym this morning to do some squatting. Was going proper arse to grass. Did a warm up with just the bar then a second warm up with just 5kg per side. Onto 10kg per side, down I went and heard this loud bang and felt a cold draught on my arse.....yep my trousers just split open completely all the way up the backside and down one leg Fortunately I had a top with me to tie round my waist and run to the shop in the gym to buy some more
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    john_cappa
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    RE: Exploding trousers 2008/05/17 14:06:14 (permalink)
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    its a proud moment for you
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    RedHotF
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    RE: Exploding trousers 2008/05/17 14:09:27 (permalink)
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    You know what will be coming next don't you Kitty?

    The "no pics no proof" brigade lol
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    RE: Exploding trousers 2008/05/17 14:10:23 (permalink)
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    Exploding trousers, always a source of great amusement

    My other half split her trousers at work the other day, she was embarrassed as hell whilst I myself almost wet myself when she was telling me what had happened

    Osagi
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    kitty
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    RE: Exploding trousers 2008/05/17 14:11:50 (permalink)
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    Sorry RHF, had no camera or phone with me and hope to high heaven no one else did. Osagi, I was highly amused too fortunately
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    Indianabol Jones
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    RE: Exploding trousers 2008/05/17 14:18:17 (permalink)
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    ORIGINAL: RedHotF

    "no pics no proof"



    Blimey.

     
     
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    BenPhillips
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    RE: Exploding trousers 2008/05/17 14:57:01 (permalink)
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    lol I've never split any trousers except for natural wear and tear on the inner thigh region of my jeans.

    HOWEVER

    My fella has! lol He's always splitting them... Infact I don't think theres many without big rips in them LOL
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    kitty
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    RE: Exploding trousers 2008/05/18 09:58:39 (permalink)
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    ORIGINAL: elliotwilliamp

    lol I've never split any trousers except for natural wear and tear on the inner thigh region of my jeans.

    HOWEVER

    My fella has! lol He's always splitting them... Infact I don't think theres many without big rips in them LOL


    Thanks for that....stopped my thread completely
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    Dr Z
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    RE: Exploding trousers 2008/05/18 10:07:44 (permalink)
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    LOL
    I had this happen back when I first started training - It just happened to be on the day I decided to walk to and from the gym

    I must have got 50 wolf whistles on the way home !
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    tuc biscuit
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    RE: Exploding trousers 2008/05/18 10:20:41 (permalink)
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    I don't think I've ever thrown away trousers due to anything other than explosion, I remember once I was just about to start a shift at work and went to sit down and it sounded like a labourer ripping up some old carpet that had been glued down as my tousers had ripped from the waist banh all the way down the back of my leg, not even down the seam..........I really should write a book with all these great stories of mine .

    I wish I was more attractive like Dagless.
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    Mouser
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    RE: Exploding trousers 2008/05/18 10:24:39 (permalink)
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    Only torn one pair of mine, that was while I was building that snowman I posted

    I squat in my old Taekwondo trousers though which are very spacious.
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    BenPhillips
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    RE: Exploding trousers 2008/05/18 11:27:10 (permalink)
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    Your quite Welcome M'dear...

    I often have the power to render people temporarily speechless...


    Not quite sure why... any ideas?

    ORIGINAL: kitty


    ORIGINAL: elliotwilliamp

    lol I've never split any trousers except for natural wear and tear on the inner thigh region of my jeans.

    HOWEVER

    My fella has! lol He's always splitting them... Infact I don't think theres many without big rips in them LOL


    Thanks for that....stopped my thread completely

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    kevo101
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    RE: Exploding trousers 2008/05/18 11:34:30 (permalink)
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    i hope to god all you that belong to the split trousers gang had undies on lol
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    kitty
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    RE: Exploding trousers 2008/05/18 12:59:29 (permalink)
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    ORIGINAL: kevo101

    i hope to god all you that belong to the split trousers gang had undies on lol


    Not me, I had a G string on
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    daveshow
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    RE: Exploding trousers 2008/05/18 13:12:20 (permalink)
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    Not at the gym but I was playing football once and we kicked I kicked it over the wall of an old shipard had to climbover a gate to get it. On the way back I decided tojump down but the bottom of my joggies got caught on a sticking out nail so when I jumped they ripped frombottom right to the top had to walk home to change

     


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