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2008/05/21 09:40:19 (permalink)
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Family guy Fans Quagmire

Having just read a Giggity Giggity i figured id share the Quagmire Love (poached from another site)
A fan of the ladies, Quagmire is Spooner St's resident perv. Quagmire has an unhealthy obsession with Lois, feet, and underage women. Giggity giggity.

Quagmire: Here's to the Drunken Clam, where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do I.
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Quagmire: "Hey there little lady. Why don't you turn around and show me your Lower East Side."
Woman (man voice) : "Sure."
Quagmire: "Whoa, transvestite, back off! Wait a minute...pre-op or post-op?"
Woman: "Pre-op."
Quagmire: "Whoa, transvestite, back off!"
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Peter: I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge!
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Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through.
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(In the middle of the night, Peter wakes the whole neighborhood by yelling.)
Peter: Hey everybody! Meg just had her first period!
Joe: PETER! Shut up its three in the morning!
Cleveland: What the hell is going on out there?!
Quagmire: Damn it! People are trying to sleep!
Peter: I'm just saying! I'm proud of her. She's a woman! Yea!
Quagmire: Yes, Peter, that's very hot, and I'll deal with it in the morning, but right now, I am exhausted!
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Quagmire (runs outside in a robe): Hey guys, what's going on? I was just jerki ... ed out of a deep sleep.
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Quagmire: So, you ladies ever been penetrated?
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Peter: I told Lois I wouldn't drink
Quagmire: Don't feel so bad Peter
Peter: Hey, I never thought of it that way.
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    cu3ed
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    RE: Family guy Fans Quagmire 2008/05/21 09:43:13 (permalink)
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    lol, they are good, but the best Quagmire is the episode the rip of one of those Love Island kinda things.
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    RE: Family guy Fans Quagmire 2008/05/21 09:45:14 (permalink)
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    Quagmire: Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity!
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    Quagmire: Hey Peter, uhh you have a card for if you transfered V.D. to somebody.
    Peter: Uhh lets see here...uhh yep, "Sorry I accidentally gave you V.D."
    Quagmire: Huh, that's all you have is accidental huh? All right I'll take it.
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    Quagmire: You must be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire.
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    Quagmire: Oh, Lois, I'd do everything to you.
    Lois: What?
    Quagmire: I'd do anything for you.
    Quote Rating: 8.3 outta 10 (Over 524 votes) - Vote Now!

    Quagmire on a date with the Bachelorette, in his mother's trailer. A mangy cat whines.
    Quagmire's mom: (shouting off-screen): Glenn, would you feed mittens?
    Quagmire: Mittens has food in his bowl!
    Quagmires' mom: That's old food!
    (cat meows)
    Quagmire: Mittens, shut up! Mittens shut up!
    Quagmire's Mom: Don't you talk to Mittens that way. Mittens is a member of this family.
    Quagmire: Mom if you want this three-way to happen, you're gonna have to change your tone.
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    (Quagmire to girl)
    Quagmire: You must be a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over you.
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    Glen Quagmire: Hi, Meg. Eighteen yet?
    Meg Griffin: No.
    Glen Quagmire: Awww right.
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    Social Worker Quagmire just slept with: Glen honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living?
    Quagmire: I have a question for you too. Why are you still; here
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    Dwarfenegger
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    RE: Family guy Fans Quagmire 2008/05/21 13:29:03 (permalink)
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    Family Guy = Genius
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    RE: Family guy Fans Quagmire 2008/05/21 14:51:57 (permalink)
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    ORIGINAL: knoxville

    Quagmire: Hey Peter, uhh you have a card for if you transfered V.D. to somebody.
    Peter: Uhh lets see here...uhh yep, "Sorry I accidentally gave you V.D."
    Quagmire: Huh, that's all you have is accidental huh? All right I'll take it.



    lmao - one of the best!!

    I tanned nearly my entire PVR recording Family Guy Episodes off BBC 3... had to cull a lot off to make space
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    RE: Family guy Fans Quagmire 2008/05/21 15:31:01 (permalink)
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    What site are these from?
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    MadPro
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    RE: Family guy Fans Quagmire 2008/05/21 16:19:53 (permalink)
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    Haha love it, watch an episode a night. Rinsed through all the episodes so many times!
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