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2006/07/10 18:58:49 (permalink)
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The Ferrari Formula 1 Team sacked its entire pit crew yesterday.

The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK Government's Youth Opportunity Scheme and employ people from Liverpool.

The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Liverpool area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than six seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in eight seconds with millions of euros worth of high tech equipment.

Prime Minister Tony Blair went on record as saying this was a bold move by the Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international recognition of the UK under New Labour. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have the advantage over every team. However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for. At the crew's first practice session the Liverpool pit crew successfully changed the tyres in under six seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren Team for eight bottles of Stella, a kilo of speed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower.


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    Venom
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    RE: Formula 1 joke 2006/07/10 19:05:30 (permalink)
    Scouserism that is son
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    PHILH
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    RE: Formula 1 joke 2006/07/10 19:41:40 (permalink)
    From a scouser though !

    Don't worry yourself mate, a real scoucer would find it very funny.

    I did.

    It is when we least feel motivated that we are capable of achieving our greatest feat.
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    James
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    RE: Formula 1 joke 2006/07/11 14:27:36 (permalink)
    LOL

    Although as you're a Scouser you nicked that joke
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