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2005/07/20 20:09:56 (permalink)

Funny Quotes...

Just some quotes taken out of context in conversations with my mates...

"I can't believe how wet Im getting!" Siobhan

"Your hand hurts my arse." James

"Don't stroke it like that!" Helena

"HEY! Who stole my flower?!" Niall

"It doesn't matter whether its 3 inches or 12 inches...it still hurts!" Joe

"I wish I had an ounce of Niall in me" Emma

"I'll give you a feotus!" James

"Stop playing with it!" Siobhan

"I have a real problem swallowing." Sarah

"Mmmm! Salty salty salty!" Anne Marie

"Yes, but where does it go?" Adam

"Fiddle with your own!" Siobhan

"I never really got the whole fisting thing!" Emma

"Eugh! It's all soggy!" Anne Marie

"They exist to give you head!" Adam

"You put your finger in and they bite it off!" Joe

"No! Not cock! Hand!" Haydn

"You can have a bit of my pink if you want..." Emma

"I'm gonna grab that end your holding and squirt it all over you!" James

"You can put it in the hole or not, it's your choice!" Emma


We do not forgive. We do not forget. 
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    Trident
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    RE: Funny Quotes... 2005/07/20 20:28:57 (permalink)
    Hello mate,

    As pritty much all those comments could be taken out of context (as you say) but are also smutty, im locking the thread as a thread full of similar stuff will only make for childish banter at best.

    Cheers, Rich
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