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2009/07/17 08:54:12 (permalink)

"Getting pregnant" sex

What a chore !
 
Walk through the door last night to, my wife thrusting waht looked like a pregnancy test in my face.
 
"Is that a pregnancy test"?
 
"No its an ovulation test, and Im ovulating...NOW!"
 
"Oh right, well Im hungry and tired and its hot......"
 
 
No excuse was going to placate her, sex as a chore, whatever next !?

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    kitty
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    Re:"Getting pregnant" sex 2009/07/17 08:55:53 (permalink)
    PMSL. You guys are never happy!!
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    Re:"Getting pregnant" sex 2009/07/17 08:56:59 (permalink)
    kitty

    PMSL. You guys are never happy!!


    I'm not a machine dammit !!

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    Re:"Getting pregnant" sex 2009/07/17 08:57:52 (permalink)
    I've been there.  Kills it (the atmosphere and want) completely dead when you are just a sperm doner and not participating in a way thats remotely sexy...
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    Re:"Getting pregnant" sex 2009/07/17 08:59:29 (permalink)
    Hey guys. Don't knock it. A close relative of mine is going through IVF for the umpteenth time. Try getting pregnant that way!!
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    Re:"Getting pregnant" sex 2009/07/17 09:28:33 (permalink)
    Poor you...  coming home to an attractive woman simply DEMANDING sex.

    Life is so tough... 


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    Re:"Getting pregnant" sex 2009/07/17 09:29:08 (permalink)
    I can just see the seduction technique of Mrs Reborn now.
     
    "Oooh baby.....I'm hot.....well, by that I mean my basal body temperature has risen sufficiently to indicate that I'm ovulating.......so let's get jiggy big boy....... "
     
    "Oooh yeah......I'm wet......well, actually I mean I've had a slight change in the consistency of my cervical mucus which indicates conception is more likely.... "
     
    "Reborn? Reborn??? Where are you going??? Hey, come back here!!!! I need fertilising!!!!!!!"


    post edited by LMC - 2009/07/17 09:31:40
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    Re:"Getting pregnant" sex 2009/07/17 09:33:47 (permalink)
    LMC

    I can just see the seduction technique of Mrs Reborn now.
     
    "Oooh baby.....I'm hot.....well, by that I mean my basal body temperature has risen sufficiently to indicate that I'm ovulating.......so let's get jiggy big boy....... "
     
    "Oooh yeah......I'm wet......well, actually I mean I've had a slight change in the consistency of my cervical mucus which indicates conception is more likely.... "
     
    "Reborn? Reborn??? Where are you going??? Hey, come back here!!!! I need fertilising!!!!!!!"




    lol 



    I so hope that she doesnt refer to him as 'Reborn' in bed....  that would be fekkin weird....


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    Re:"Getting pregnant" sex 2009/07/17 09:35:48 (permalink)
    u feel like a dildo do ya reborn?

    boom
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    Re:"Getting pregnant" sex 2009/07/17 09:36:13 (permalink)
    It works though - me and mrs tubby only did it twice and she's up the duff with child.
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    Re:"Getting pregnant" sex 2009/07/17 09:50:28 (permalink)
    kitty

    Hey guys. Don't knock it. A close relative of mine is going through IVF for the umpteenth time. Try getting pregnant that way!!


    My ex had the TV on in the background or read.  Its like cake.  A little cake is great.  20 cakes later on the same day, you don't want any more.
     
    But yes, IVF can't be fun. 
     
    But neither was that.  When its being done not out of love and closeness but the womans desire to have a child and forgetting about your needs to be loved and wanted, it takes the fun and love out of it.
     
    But then again, we are men so meant to be happy when we get it :/
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    Re:"Getting pregnant" sex 2009/07/17 10:21:39 (permalink)
    Had sex without protection twice hey bingo 2 kids

    I'll cross that bridge after i've burned it.
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    Re:"Getting pregnant" sex 2009/07/17 10:28:31 (permalink)
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    kitty

    Hey guys. Don't knock it. A close relative of mine is going through IVF for the umpteenth time. Try getting pregnant that way!!


    When its being done not out of love and closeness but the womans desire to have a child and forgetting about your needs to be loved and wanted, it takes the fun and love out of it.
     
    But then again, we are men so meant to be happy when we get it :/


    Good post imo.



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    Re:"Getting pregnant" sex 2009/07/17 10:33:55 (permalink)
    Some good points made amongst the, very humerous ones !
     
    You wouldnt think so, but as Pap said, being "milked" isnt sexy at all.
     
    Yeh sure, being milked porno style "I need it etc" is exy, but being milked for the purposes of sperm donation isnt.
     
    Plus, Im 38 dammit, twice a week and Im happy, and Im not ashamed to admit it, the days of sex several times a day have sailed and Im quite happy about it!!
     

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    Re:"Getting pregnant" sex 2009/07/17 10:37:47 (permalink)
    We lost several pregnancies and were trying in total for just over 8 years without success. Awful and I'm so glad we've given up and got our lives back. I hope your wife falls pregnant soon as 'trying' is the pits after a while, for everyone!
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    Re:"Getting pregnant" sex 2009/07/17 10:46:12 (permalink)
    Reborn

    Some good points made amongst the, very humerous ones !
     
    You wouldnt think so, but as Pap said, being "milked" isnt sexy at all.
     
    Yeh sure, being milked porno style "I need it etc" is exy, but being milked for the purposes of sperm donation isnt.
     
    Plus, Im 38 dammit, twice a week and Im happy, and Im not ashamed to admit it, the days of sex several times a day have sailed and Im quite happy about it!!
     


    Look out when she falls pregnant then - the first few weeks tend to be a bit slow due to morning sickness etc, but Mrs Tac went sex-mental in the second stage when the hormones really kicked in - being constantly jumped several times a day on by a large, heavily pregnant russian girl with hormonally induced nymphomania is a, lets say, odd experience! lol

    baby arrived last week though - so Im guessing no sex for tac for a while now



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    Re:"Getting pregnant" sex 2009/07/17 10:52:42 (permalink)
    Try working away loads of my mates have found this does the trick,they come home and she is up the duff lol

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    Re:"Getting pregnant" sex 2009/07/17 10:57:06 (permalink)
    I went through a similar experience a few months back, flippin nightmare.

    I was on Letro as well so my sex drive was non existent.

    What annoyed me, is that preivous to her 'trying to conceive', she was quite happy to fall asleep on the sofa by 9.30pm and not 'put out' at all.  But, as soon as she was broody, she couldn't get enough.

    I kept saying to her 'you only want me for my sperm' but she kept insisting that she wanted it 'cos I love you'.  What a crock....

    I'm a Pharma Company's bitch
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    Re:"Getting pregnant" sex 2009/07/17 10:59:52 (permalink)
    Brucieflea

    Try working away loads of my mates have found this does the trick,they come home and she is up the duff lol


    hahahaha
     
    Thing is, Im in a short "supplementation" period....she doesnt know, but I had a sperm test done 2 weeks ago and it came out quite good, 18million/ml, good motility etc, using HCG so chances are still high/ish.

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    Re:"Getting pregnant" sex 2009/07/17 11:01:07 (permalink)
    I feel your pain Reborn

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