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2014/12/19 22:35:10 (permalink)

Having your bum fondled

So my mate runs a bar and says that he hasn't got enough staff to cope with demand at this time of year. He asks me if I'll help out so I go along and I'm working the floor, delivering drinks, collecting glasses etc. During the course of the evening, on at least four occasions I have my bum fondled by at least four different groups of drunken women.
 
If this were you, how would you feel? Violated? Aroused? Bewildered?
post edited by Suspirio - 2014/12/19 23:31:03
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Re: Having your bum fondled 2014/12/19 23:20:14 (permalink)
Irritated the longer it went on. It's not something i've ever felt was ok. I'd take a while to get to the point of  flipping but it would happen. 
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Re: Having your bum fondled 2014/12/19 23:23:22 (permalink)
Shocked, being an ugly bar steward not something i`m used too.







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Re: Having your bum fondled 2014/12/19 23:24:36 (permalink)
I admit that i am very shallow, so it would all depend on the calibre of women doing the bum pinching.
 
If the lasses are slim and pretty i would be very happy to have my bum pinched all night long, on the other hand if they were fat lasses who typically describe them selves as 'cuddly' i would be p1ssed off big time.
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Re: Having your bum fondled 2014/12/19 23:25:37 (permalink)
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Shocked, being an ugly bar steward not something i`m used too.



That was exactly my sentiments. I had to assume that it was simply the drink lol.
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Re: Having your bum fondled 2014/12/19 23:30:13 (permalink)
I'm happy for anyone to fondle my bum, I'd take it as a compliment. Used to happen sometimes in my Uni days but I never managed to capitalise on it, just stood there a bit bewildered!
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Re: Having your bum fondled 2014/12/19 23:41:57 (permalink)
 Used to happen sometimes in my Uni days but I never managed to capitalise on it, just stood there a bit bewildered!

 








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Re: Having your bum fondled 2014/12/19 23:49:41 (permalink)
Technically, does anyone know if it constitutes sexual assault?
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Re: Having your bum fondled 2014/12/20 05:18:44 (permalink)
It happens to me quite often when I'm out drinking and I'm quite happy when the girls compliment me on my muscle tone. My wife has always said it's one of my best ass-ets! :rolleyes:
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Re: Having your bum fondled 2014/12/20 08:41:27 (permalink)
If a woman does it to a man it's harmless fun and she's just having a laugh. If a man does it to a woman it's sexual assault and he's a chauvinistic perv.
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Re: Having your bum fondled 2014/12/20 08:59:32 (permalink)
Met one of my very favourite girlfriends in this way so I'm all for it.

 
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Re: Having your bum fondled 2014/12/20 09:12:35 (permalink)
Happened a few times when I was younger. Not bothered by it, if anything I see it as a compliment, pissed up or not. Doesn't happen near enough to warrant going down the sexual assault route (for be at least)
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Re: Having your bum fondled 2014/12/20 09:19:57 (permalink)
Flattered and would react in the humour that the fondling was intended, come on they are just having a laugh.
Best to make a joke of it rather than getting moody.
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Re: Having your bum fondled 2014/12/20 15:59:26 (permalink)
It's sexual assault. As above, if you did that to a barmaid you'd be kicked out sharpish and might have the police or similar involved. Why should it be any different?
Used to have it happen to me a lot when I lived up in the grim North but in London it's totally unacceptable and people don't do it.
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Re: Having your bum fondled 2014/12/20 16:25:00 (permalink)
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It's sexual assault. As above, if you did that to a barmaid you'd be kicked out sharpish and might have the police or similar involved. Why should it be any different?




Absolutely. Hopefully in 30 years, when society has become even more progressive and enlightened, we'll all suddenly realise that despite laughing off each pat on the bum as a bit of cheeky fun at the time, in fact we've all been the victims of a serious assault. We can bring lawsuits against the perpetrators and hunt down female TV celebrities who exploited their fame by abusing young men. "But back in the '90s it wasn't a big deal to pat a man on the bum as he walked past in a pub!" the abusers will try to claim, but they will be judged by the more enlightened standards of the future and will deserve to end their days in prison.
 
Since I've realised the serial abuse I suffered at the hands of dirty, young women at University, I've started suffering sleepless nights and have lost a lot of confidence. Maybe we should start a support group or something?
 
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Re: Having your bum fondled 2014/12/20 16:49:25 (permalink)
LOL Cheeky!
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Re: Having your bum fondled 2014/12/20 19:30:00 (permalink)
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Technically, does anyone know if it constitutes sexual assault?


if you'd done it to a girl i bet it fkn would.


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Re: Having your bum fondled 2014/12/20 20:13:43 (permalink)
Just teabag one of them and pass it off as banter.

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Re: Having your bum fondled 2014/12/20 20:19:45 (permalink)
Wonder how they would of reacted if after grabbing you you turned round and grabbed their breasts. It prob would annoy me, esp from people i dont know who think they can just do it, would i report it defo not, I would just tell them not to do it again maybe even through a drink in their face ;-)
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Re: Having your bum fondled 2014/12/21 07:30:37 (permalink)☄ Helpfulby The_Lone_Wolf 2014/12/21 08:47:21
Im a slut i'd love it

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