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2009/07/24 23:13:58 (permalink)
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How much noise do you make while eating?

Be honest.

If there's one thing I cannot stand - something that drives me to states of internal, irrational rage - it's being in the presence of a loud eater.

For fück's sake, shut your mouth.

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    paulthebuilder
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    Re:How much noise do you make while eating? 2009/07/24 23:17:16 (permalink)
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    Next to none.
    I chew slowly with mouth shut and don't belch either.

    Lad I used to work with went at his microwave food like a starving dog - shovelling food up on his knife and fork at the same time, licking the knife, making "nom nom nom" sounds, bits falling out as he raced to shovel in the next mouthful.

    I truly truly wanted to punch him.
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    Re:How much noise do you make while eating? 2009/07/24 23:17:39 (permalink)
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    Yes. Likewise.

    I'm as silent as mouse.
     
    Nothing quite as nauseating as audible chomping.

    “I tried to put things in perspective but sometimes you're just too damn close to it.”
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    Re:How much noise do you make while eating? 2009/07/24 23:18:07 (permalink)
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    At this moment in time quite a lot, but that's because:

    a. I've put a ludicrous amount of chillies into the dish.  Far more than can be considered amusing.

    b.  I'm on my own.

    Usually however my table manners are impeccable - I could probably hold my own even if invited to dinner by the creations of Agatha Christie
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    Re:How much noise do you make while eating? 2009/07/24 23:18:25 (permalink)
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    PS - where can I get that German-looking "u" with the double dots. Looks very handy.
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    Re:How much noise do you make while eating? 2009/07/24 23:23:21 (permalink)
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    Quiet as I can be.

    A new guy has sat next to me in work and I am not being funny he sounds like a pig when eating, he makes the most noise I have ever heard. I have to leave when he eats. It makes me very very angry
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    Re:How much noise do you make while eating? 2009/07/24 23:23:24 (permalink)
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    They are all done by ALT + combinations of the numeric keyboard.

    e.g. Alt+0252 ü




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    Re:How much noise do you make while eating? 2009/07/24 23:25:13 (permalink)
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    I sometimes share an office with a woman who enjoys the occasional bag of Doritos. I usually leave until they're finished.

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    Re:How much noise do you make while eating? 2009/07/24 23:25:59 (permalink)
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    F alt+0252 cking brilliant. Cheers mate.
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    Re:How much noise do you make while eating? 2009/07/24 23:26:21 (permalink)
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    Re:How much noise do you make while eating? 2009/07/24 23:26:44 (permalink)
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    What if someone has a bad cold? Can't blame em then, suffocate otherwise!





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    Re:How much noise do you make while eating? 2009/07/24 23:26:58 (permalink)
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    ü

    It works!

    Fück fücikty fück fück!.

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    Re:How much noise do you make while eating? 2009/07/24 23:28:57 (permalink)
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    lol a pet hate of mine too,i eat quietly or i will upset myself tbh.

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    Re:How much noise do you make while eating? 2009/07/24 23:31:04 (permalink)
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    Lucutis

    What if someone has a bad cold? Can't blame em then, suffocate otherwise!


    I can't blame them.

    I can bludgeon them over the head with a frying pan.

    Someone eating with a cold - just, God. The revolting marriage of saliva and snot; snorting, sighing, schlorping, smacking. Seriously. Take yourself off to the toilet to eat your lunch. Anywhere away from me you mulching cnut.

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    Re:How much noise do you make while eating? 2009/07/24 23:42:26 (permalink)
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    Lucutis

    What if someone has a bad cold? Can't blame em then, suffocate otherwise!


    I can't blame them.

    I can bludgeon them over the head with a frying pan.

    Someone eating with a cold - just, God. The revolting marriage of saliva and snot; snorting, sighing, schlorping, smacking. Seriously. Take yourself off to the toilet to eat your lunch. Anywhere away from me you mulching cnut.


    Lol one of my m8s pet hates is loud eaters, calls it "lip smacking".

    I am not a "lip smacker" as far as i know, and yes i cannot fcuking stand it.

    As Don would say you should "slap the taste out of there mouth"





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    Re:How much noise do you make while eating? 2009/07/24 23:42:47 (permalink)
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    In the mornings it does my head in, otherwise I generally don't mind, but if you're in an office, you should have a bit more cop on.

    I get revenge by opening cans of tuna in the office tho.
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    Re:How much noise do you make while eating? 2009/07/24 23:45:03 (permalink)
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    Eating is like taking a shat, should be done in private!  I hate eating in public, it's just wrong!  Society is fcked up!

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    Re:How much noise do you make while eating? 2009/07/24 23:55:12 (permalink)
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    Im not a lout eater but i can eat very fast, polish off a meal in a few mins if hungry
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    Re:How much noise do you make while eating? 2009/07/25 00:00:01 (permalink)
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    DonPaulo666

    Eating is like taking a shat, should be done in private!  I hate eating in public, it's just wrong!  Society is fcked up!


    I also find it uncomfortable but the 'real man' inside tells me fcuk em. I need my fix of carbs and pro's right now.

    Like my sig says. Back to meaning of wolf and man!





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    Re:How much noise do you make while eating? 2009/07/25 00:09:50 (permalink)
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    Ha ha, as much as I hate it, I am very much a 'real man' therefore, I chomp and slurp wherever I be.

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