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tuc biscuit
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2008/05/20 21:49:08 (permalink)
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I know this has happened to me

anyone else?


you're doing a speech and someone flies a helicopter shaped like a realistic dildo at you,

http://www.break.com/index/sex-toy-helicopter-interrupts-speech.html

I wish I was more attractive like Dagless.
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    Furyan
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    RE: I know this has happened to me 2008/05/20 21:51:01 (permalink)
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    Well....that was unexpected!

    " Do not tell me to play the hand i've been dealt. To hell with the cards and damn the dealer! Any man can achieve anything if he works hard enough, and thats the truth of it. Go at it with all that you are, and it is within your reach"
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    daveshow
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    RE: I know this has happened to me 2008/05/20 21:52:11 (permalink)
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    its a good job the bodyguard got it first time other wise he'd have lookeda right cock.

     


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    Wes Borland
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    RE: I know this has happened to me 2008/05/20 21:52:41 (permalink)
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    jango
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    RE: I know this has happened to me 2008/05/20 21:53:02 (permalink)
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    lol
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    erekose
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    RE: I know this has happened to me 2008/05/20 21:53:45 (permalink)
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    That exactly the sort of reason why it's so important to employ bodyguards these days.
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    knockedout90
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    RE: I know this has happened to me 2008/05/20 22:00:22 (permalink)
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    I'm going to take one of these on dragons den
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    Dan Nukem
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    RE: I know this has happened to me 2008/05/20 22:00:31 (permalink)
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    At least once per week lately.
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    RE: I know this has happened to me 2008/05/20 22:15:23 (permalink)
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    In my dreams !!!!

    that was pretty funny , fair play if he'd caught it in his mouth (chopper blades permitting)

     
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    Spirit Guide
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    RE: I know this has happened to me 2008/05/20 22:31:19 (permalink)
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    why the fcuk does a dude famous for playing chess need security guards
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    knockedout90
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    RE: I know this has happened to me 2008/05/20 22:34:02 (permalink)
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    ORIGINAL: Spirit Guide

    why the fcuk does a dude famous for playing chess need security guards


    exactle my thoughts.
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    BIGDOWNUNDER
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    RE: I know this has happened to me 2008/05/20 22:34:12 (permalink)
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    It was a little chopper with a big chopper................sorry I'll get my coat

    I'll cross that bridge after i've burned it.
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    SiphaSi
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    RE: I know this has happened to me 2008/05/20 22:38:00 (permalink)
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    ROFL
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    cu3ed
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    RE: I know this has happened to me 2008/05/20 22:42:38 (permalink)
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    Myabe he got scared ever since the Computer beat him about 10 years ago...he has been expecting the war with the machines anyday now.
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    Puzzle
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    RE: I know this has happened to me 2008/05/20 22:42:42 (permalink)
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    He needs security because he's a politician who's on Putin's blacklist. That flying dildo is a famous NKVD portent of death. I bet you could move a woman around a room with that thing.

    Massimo, MrMunch & Me.
     
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    RE: I know this has happened to me 2008/05/20 22:44:54 (permalink)
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    ORIGINAL: daveshow

    its a good job the bodyguard got it first time other wise he'd have lookeda right cock.

    This.

    I'd love to do that....it's given me an idea for my leavers mass on thursday....I bit short nottice thouh so I dont think I could do it
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    RE: I know this has happened to me 2008/05/20 23:15:06 (permalink)
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    ha ha!

    I bet he "nearly felt a right dick".... sorry.. I'll get my coat!
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    RE: I know this has happened to me 2008/05/20 23:18:00 (permalink)
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    quite clearly because he gets attacked by flying rubber willies!

    ORIGINAL: knockedout90


    ORIGINAL: Spirit Guide

    why the fcuk does a dude famous for playing chess need security guards


    exactle my thoughts.

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    RE: I know this has happened to me 2008/05/20 23:22:03 (permalink)
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    ORIGINAL: Ninja

    ha ha!

    I bet he "nearly felt a right dick".... sorry.. I'll get my coat!

    Ill hold the door open...
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    JohnOvManchester
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    RE: I know this has happened to me 2008/05/20 23:35:58 (permalink)
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    ORIGINAL: cu3ed


    ORIGINAL: Ninja

    ha ha!

    I bet he "nearly felt a right dick".... sorry.. I'll get my coat!

    Ill hold the door open...

    yeah, the back door
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