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2007/06/12 19:44:15 (permalink)

Irish Beasts Joke of the week!

This is a good one!!

A wedding occurred just outside Galway in Ireland. To keep tradition going, everyone got extremely drunk and the bride's and the groom's families have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the living daylights out of each other. The Police get called in to break up the fight. The following week, all members of both families appear in court. The fight continues in the court room until the Judge finally brings calm with the use of his hammer, shouting "Silence in Court"! The court room goes silent and Paddy, the Best Man, stands up and says, "Judge, I was the Best Man at the wedding and I think I should explain what happened." The Judge agrees and asks Paddy to take the stand. Paddy begins his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in a Cavan wedding that the Best Man gets the first dance with the bride. The Judge says, "Okay". "Well," said Paddy, "Its tradition here for the best man and the bride to have the first dance. After I had finished the first dance with her, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song, when all of a sudden the groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the bride an unmerciful kick right between her legs." Shocked, the Judge instantly responded, "God, that must have hurt!" "Hurt?!" Paddy replies. "He broke three of my f**king fingers!"




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    Ak_88
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    RE: Irish Beasts Joke of the week! 2007/06/12 19:54:46 (permalink)
    Nice
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    RE: Irish Beasts Joke of the week! 2007/06/12 20:19:44 (permalink)
    Cavan's bloody miles away from Galway! Good joke though
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    RE: Irish Beasts Joke of the week! 2007/06/12 20:42:54 (permalink)
    nice 1

    "Remember your time is coming round, so don't let the bastards grind you down"
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    RE: Irish Beasts Joke of the week! 2007/06/12 21:00:25 (permalink)
    LOL
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    RE: Irish Beasts Joke of the week! 2007/06/12 21:04:30 (permalink)

    ORIGINAL: PosterBoy

    Cavan's bloody miles away from Galway! Good joke though


    I thought the same but being a northern boy I wasn't sure!

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    RE: Irish Beasts Joke of the week! 2007/06/12 21:39:59 (permalink)
    lol mate thats one of your better ones
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    RE: Irish Beasts Joke of the week! 2007/06/13 10:54:45 (permalink)
    I like that one.

    I also liked it last week when someone posted it in reply to SMS length jokes.

    I'll probably like it next week too.
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    RE: Irish Beasts Joke of the week! 2007/06/13 11:47:56 (permalink)
    PMSL,

    I was listening to a programme on the radio a couple of months ago about some travellers tearing an entire hotel to the ground at the wedding, they held the owner hostage in the reception room, LMAO

    They are well and truly hated over here
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